Thread: Conspiracy Theory Crackpots
07-11-2005, 02:36 PM #1
Conspiracy Theory Crackpots
1. Nobody just dies anymore. They’re assassinated by a secret wing of the Vatican…under orders to cover up a plot…to control your mind…by inserting a biochip in your butt. At least, that’s what the conspiracy theorists believe.
2 SHOCKING!!! - The Schwarzenegger 911 Connection.
The official line is that 19 Arabs with boxcutters carried out 911. I guess if you believe that you'll believe just about anything. The truth is 911 was carried out by cyborgs from the future - Terminators. I saw some documentaries by James Cameron about it. The idea was to kill the future leader of the human resistance
3 911 Truth Revealed - NO PLANES HIT THE WTCs.
A number of theories have arisen concerning the planes that hit the WTCs. Many believe the aircraft were military drones flown by remote control, others that missiles were used, disguised as planes with holographic technology.
One thing that hasn't been mentioned is how many eyewitnesses compared the planes to BIRDS. NOW WHY would they SAY that?!?!?!?
Open your mind and it becomes OBVIOUS. The planes really WERE BIRDS!!!!
My theory is:
EXPLODING MUTANT ALBATROSSES HIT THE TWIN TOWERS!!!!!
4 the US government has been operating a secret radar system for the last decade capable of tracking individual crackpots wearing tinfoil hats.
"Tinfoil hats produce a very distinct signature when probed by Doppler weather radar," said the researcher who developed the system. "By tracking these returns over time, we can compile an extensive geospatial database of the movements and activities of conspiracy theorists across the country."
07-11-2005, 02:38 PM #2
Quite cute singern.......until forty years later the truth leaks out and you're still left masturbating to GW pics.
07-11-2005, 02:53 PM #3Originally Posted by Badgerman
07-11-2005, 02:56 PM #4
Sorry Singern......your attempts at cynicism fall short of the gold standard
07-11-2005, 02:59 PM #5
I am half a dozen one way and 6 the other on alot of issues, as I have an individual mind. But singern I have seen you post better things than this. Get more creative and make us think.
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