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    I dedicate this thread to zOaib

    The last thread was for a "battle" between M'guy and singern. We hijacked it. Not nice. So, here's the thread for everyone to beat up everyone (off topic off course). As zOaib said "LAST MAN STANDING THREAD"....or in his case, "first man laying down".

    I would like to start with a peace offer to zOaib, and a humble gift to him and his wife. From what I gather from your posts, this is what you need most right now. Hope you make the most of it.
    http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~chuck/ruthpg/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    The last thread was for a "battle" between M'guy and singern. We hijacked it. Not nice. So, here's the thread for everyone to beat up everyone (off topic off course). As zOaib said "LAST MAN STANDING THREAD"....or in his case, "first man laying down".

    I would like to start with a peace offer to zOaib, and a humble gift to him and his wife. From what I gather from your posts, this is what you need most right now. Hope you make the most of it.
    http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~chuck/ruthpg/

    nice peace offer , i hesitated from opening it at first , but when i did , i liked what i saw , but then when i clicked on some links it all sends me to amazon books website and everything i gotta buy to know whats it about , so basically u proved to be jewish in all senses , thinking business and advertising for fellow nice sex therapist jewish lady DR ROTH .......... i like her accent by the way specially when she says "PERVERT" lol ............... if u find some free sites send em my way ............

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    Hey no mentions she was a sniper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    nice peace offer , i hesitated from opening it at first , but when i did , i liked what i saw , but then when i clicked on some links it all sends me to amazon books website and everything i gotta buy to know whats it about , so basically u proved to be jewish in all senses , thinking business and advertising for fellow nice sex therapist jewish lady DR ROTH .......... i like her accent by the way specially when she says "PERVERT" lol ............... if u find some free sites send em my way ............

    You didn't click the right ones then.

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    this dr Ruth is a really fugly women!

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    just think of the 60 something years of sexual experience she have I bet she knows how to work it better then most and maby she can pull her teeth out for smoother action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    maby she can pull her teeth out for smoother action.
    thats pretty disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    thats pretty disgusting

    It's getting you excited, isn't it,

    But I'm sure, that even without her teeth, she won't be nearly as good as you describe your camel to be....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    It's getting you excited, isn't it,

    But I'm sure, that even without her teeth, she won't be nearly as good as you describe your camel to be....
    Serioudly bro you and Rak_Ani should stop fantacising about camels or ppl will think you are into camles

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    nice peace offer , i hesitated from opening it at first , but when i did , i liked what i saw , but then when i clicked on some links it all sends me to amazon books website and everything i gotta buy to know whats it about , so basically u proved to be jewish in all senses , thinking business and advertising for fellow nice sex therapist jewish lady DR ROTH .......... i like her accent by the way specially when she says "PERVERT" lol ............... if u find some free sites send em my way ............

    And you proved to be Muslim in all senses. A Jew offers peace and gives you something for free, and you complain and say it's not good enough....

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    He was that big I swear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN

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    Hey Militia you have Mel Brooks as avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    Hey Militia you have Mel Brooks as avatar

    LOL!!!

    You're good today!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    LOL!!!

    You're good today!!

    thanx

    wanna go have dinner tonight?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    thanx

    wanna go have dinner tonight?


    Sure. Hop on a plane and be here by 20:00 (that means less than two hours from now, so you should hurry up).

    Like spicy food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    Sure. Hop on a plane and be here by 20:00 (that means less than two hours from now, so you should hurry up).

    Like spicy food?

    love spicy food, never enough,

    hmmmm the flight is about 9 hours long, so I guess we have to make it for atleast wednesday night

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    love spicy food, never enough,

    hmmmm the flight is about 9 hours long, so I guess we have to make it for atleast wednesday night

    Shame, because I don't like spicy food.

    Wednsday? Sorry. I can't Wednsday. I have plans, plus traffic will probably be very bad that day. The settlers are planning to block all the main roads and junctions....actually, thinking of it, you might come in handy... (in evacuating the ones who will be sitting in the middle of the road)...So Wednsday it is.

    Do you like fish resturants on the beach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    Shame, because I don't like spicy food.

    Wednsday? Sorry. I can't Wednsday. I have plans, plus traffic will probably be very bad that day. The settlers are planning to block all the main roads and junctions....actually, thinking of it, you might come in handy... (in evacuating the ones who will be sitting in the middle of the road)...So Wednsday it is.

    Do you like fish resturants on the beach?
    do they have steak?

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    man i dont advise u to take her for a dinner , you cant afford paying for this amount of food:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    do they have steak?

    There's another place that has steak. Its right on the beach. You can chose a table on the sand, and watch the ocean.....Do you like to get your feet dirty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    There's another place that has steak. Its right on the beach. You can chose a table on the sand, and watch the ocean.....Do you like to get your feet dirty?

    eh! Why not!

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    yea an "israeli" restaurant on a stolen palestinian land!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    yea an "israeli" restaurant on a stolen palestinian land!!

    cool, Ill give a thought between my cappucino and my cheesecake

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    yea an "israeli" restaurant on a stolen palestinian land!!

    Jelous again?

    If vandoo isn't all I dreamed of, I'll take you there next week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    Shame, because I don't like spicy food.

    Wednsday? Sorry. I can't Wednsday. I have plans, plus traffic will probably be very bad that day. The settlers are planning to block all the main roads and junctions....actually, thinking of it, you might come in handy... (in evacuating the ones who will be sitting in the middle of the road)...So Wednsday it is.

    Do you like fish resturants on the beach?
    only if u wear a bikini

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    There's another place that has steak. Its right on the beach. You can chose a table on the sand, and watch the ocean.....Do you like to get your feet dirty?
    only if u want to get down n dirty too !

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    eh! Why not!
    hope u dont mind me answering for u ............. i am very sure u were thinking of the same answers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    Jelous again?

    If vandoo isn't all I dreamed of, I'll take you there next week.

    what !!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    only if u want to get down n dirty too !

    Z, do you want me to talk to your wife about why she should start having sex with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib

    what !!!!!!!!

    OK! OK! I'll take you too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    only if u want to get down n dirty too !


    The Wife cut you off my friend.......

    I found this picture of you and your wife

    I have found the problem....

    I believe that you're Whipped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    Z, do you want me to talk to your wife about why she should start having sex with you?
    NO ! but u can talk to her about introducing a nice jewish girl into my life AS A WIFE !
    Last edited by zOaib; 08-01-2005 at 01:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    The Wife cut you off my friend.......

    I found this picture of you and your wife

    I have found the problem....

    I believe that you're Whipped
    Bigen ................... u caught me man ! he does look as innocent as me BUT .............. i got bigger biceps and forearms than that guy in the pic !

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    NO ! but u can talk to her about introducing a nice jewish girl into my life AS A WIFE !
    You realise that if you marry a Jewish girl your children will be Jewish, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    You realise that if you marry a Jewish girl your children will be Jewish, right?
    yes i know ............... but they can also be muslims ............. thats possible too u know !

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    yes i know ............... but they can also be muslims ............. thats possible too u know !

    Not acording to Judaism....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zOaib
    yes i know ............... but they can also be muslims ............. thats possible too u know !
    One of my cousins married a Jewish Chechan girl, and the kids are Muslim.

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