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    Causasian walks into a sex shop

    19yo Causasian goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

    "Would you like male of female?"

    "Female, please."

    "Would you like Black, or White?"

    "White, Please."

    "Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

    This question confused the man ... and he replied,
    "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

    "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    19yo Causasian goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

    "Would you like male of female?"

    "Female, please."

    "Would you like Black, or White?"

    "White, Please."

    "Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

    This question confused the man ... and he replied,
    "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

    "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"


    LOL!!

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    Mohammed and Ali's (both martyers) mothers are sitting down chatting over a cuppa..

    "Here's Mohammed when he was five" say's Mohammed mum..

    "And here's Ali when he was seven" says Ali's mum showing the other woman another photos of the kids..

    After a few more pages are turned in the album Ali's mum starts whailing loudly... "whats the matter dear" asks Mohammeds mum, to which Ali's mum replies "Don't they blow up fast these days"..


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    For some reason, I believe that Causasian will fail to see the humor in those two jokes......

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    A suicide bomber and a Zaka volunteer (the religious guys that pick up the body parts for burrial after suicide bombings) both go to heaven. The suicide bomber runs ahead to the gates of heaven and the volunteer walks.
    The volunteer says to him "why are you running?".
    The bomber replies "I'm in a hurry to get to heaven. 72 Virgins are waiting for me there."
    The volunteer replies "But your dick is in my bag...."



    (I think I posted this before)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
    A suicide bomber and a Zaka volunteer (the religious guys that pick up the body parts for burrial after suicide bombings) both go to heaven. The suicide bomber runs ahead to the gates of heaven and the volunteer walks.
    The volunteer says to him "why are you running?".
    The bomber replies "I'm in a hurry to get to heaven. 72 Virgins are waiting for me there."
    The volunteer replies "But your dick is in my bag...."



    (I think I posted this before)



    Priceless......

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    M'guy breakdancing. He failed suicide school!.

    http://www.killsometime.com/video/vi...Suicide-Bomber

    He fails for a second time, next time get OUT of the car dumbass..

    http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/page....suicide-bomber

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    I picked some of this up for M'guy, I'm certain he needs it....





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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I picked some of this up for M'guy, I'm certain he needs it....





    this one is not very funny for M'guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I picked some of this up for M'guy, I'm certain he needs it....





    Hey I can see you started shaving your back, you need to finish, you RedNeck:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    this one is not very funny for M'guy


    What do you mean?

    He's going to thank me for my thoughtfulness.

    Once the shipment arives, he'll be the favorite of all of the Goats....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    Hey I can see you started shaving your back, you need to finish, you RedNeck:


    Hey, I didn't know you were at the race

    You should have said Hey,

    You could have sat down and had a couple of cold PBR's with me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    19yo Causasian goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

    "Would you like male of female?"

    "Female, please."

    "Would you like Black, or White?"

    "White, Please."

    "Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

    This question confused the man ... and he replied,
    "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

    "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"



    ROFLMAO...

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    I would pick, female, brown, and christian.

    Dont want to corrupt the Muslim dolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN


    I would pick, female, brown, and christian.

    Dont want to corrupt the Muslim dolls.
    hahahahaha, what a heretic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Hey, I didn't know you were at the race

    You should have said Hey,

    You could have sat down and had a couple of cold PBR's with me....

    Pabst Blue Ribbons? Not trying to hijack; No pun intended.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick Arrado
    Pabst Blue Ribbons? Not trying to hijack; No pun intended.



    You know it

    I fondly refer to Pabst Blue Ribbon as either PBR or God's Tears

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    Two female suicide bombers are walking through Lebanon. One turns to the other and says "Does my bomb look fat in this?".
    Last edited by singern; 08-02-2005 at 09:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    You know it

    I fondly refer to Pabst Blue Ribbon as either PBR or God's Tears
    I do refer it as american crappy beeer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    I do refer it as american crappy beeer!

    It's ok,

    You're Canadian and just don't know any better.....

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