Thread: Causasian walks into a sex shop
08-01-2005, 09:52 AM #1
Causasian walks into a sex shop
19yo Causasian goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male of female?"
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man ... and he replied,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
08-01-2005, 09:55 AM #2Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
08-01-2005, 10:15 AM #3Retired Vet
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Mohammed and Ali's (both martyers) mothers are sitting down chatting over a cuppa..
"Here's Mohammed when he was five" say's Mohammed mum..
"And here's Ali when he was seven" says Ali's mum showing the other woman another photos of the kids..
After a few more pages are turned in the album Ali's mum starts whailing loudly... "whats the matter dear" asks Mohammeds mum, to which Ali's mum replies "Don't they blow up fast these days"..
08-01-2005, 10:26 AM #4
For some reason, I believe that Causasian will fail to see the humor in those two jokes......
08-01-2005, 10:26 AM #5
A suicide bomber and a Zaka volunteer (the religious guys that pick up the body parts for burrial after suicide bombings) both go to heaven. The suicide bomber runs ahead to the gates of heaven and the volunteer walks.
The volunteer says to him "why are you running?".
The bomber replies "I'm in a hurry to get to heaven. 72 Virgins are waiting for me there."
The volunteer replies "But your dick is in my bag...."
(I think I posted this before)
08-01-2005, 10:29 AM #6Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
08-01-2005, 10:32 AM #7Retired Vet
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- Nov 2001
M'guy breakdancing. He failed suicide school!.
He fails for a second time, next time get OUT of the car dumbass..
08-01-2005, 10:38 AM #8
I picked some of this up for M'guy, I'm certain he needs it....
08-01-2005, 10:39 AM #9Originally Posted by Bigen12
this one is not very funny for M'guy
08-01-2005, 10:49 AM #10Originally Posted by Bigen12
08-01-2005, 10:50 AM #11Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
What do you mean?
He's going to thank me for my thoughtfulness.
Once the shipment arives, he'll be the favorite of all of the Goats....
08-01-2005, 10:58 AM #12Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
Hey, I didn't know you were at the race
You should have said Hey,
You could have sat down and had a couple of cold PBR's with me....
08-01-2005, 12:04 PM #13Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
08-01-2005, 02:11 PM #14
I would pick, female, brown, and christian.
Dont want to corrupt the Muslim dolls.
08-01-2005, 02:59 PM #15Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN
08-02-2005, 09:35 AM #16Member
Originally Posted by Bigen12
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- Dec 2003
Pabst Blue Ribbons? Not trying to hijack; No pun intended.
08-02-2005, 09:57 AM #17Originally Posted by Slick Arrado
You know it
I fondly refer to Pabst Blue Ribbon as either PBR or God's Tears
08-02-2005, 10:40 AM #18
Two female suicide bombers are walking through Lebanon. One turns to the other and says "Does my bomb look fat in this?".
Last edited by singern; 08-02-2005 at 10:45 AM.
08-02-2005, 12:08 PM #19Originally Posted by Bigen12
08-02-2005, 12:22 PM #20Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
You're Canadian and just don't know any better.....
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