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    Kingdom Of Heaven !

    Once Upon A Time in Ancient ISRAEL ......

    In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by
    the name of Abraham Com,
    did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
    And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
    Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.

    She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou
    travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
    Abraham did look at her as though she were several
    saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"

    And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns
    and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and
    delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

    Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have
    her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.
    this success did arouse envy.
    A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside
    Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading
    as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They
    were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.

    And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new
    riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that
    would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and

    Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is
    being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known "eBay" he said, "we need a name that reflects what we are,"
    and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

    "YAHOO", said Abraham. And that is how it all began!........

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