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    th gohsts of white house

    FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE

    One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
    He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,
    "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,
    and then fades away

    The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas
    Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
    please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

    "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight................

    The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to
    see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin,
    What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

    "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist........................

    Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
    moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
    "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

    Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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    Yes but then we have the other evil man that is in hiding all the time. I wonder sometimes.... is he hiding or is he consulting with Satan? Cheney and Bush seem samn set on bringing the world to an end and the Radical Christians are praying right along side for it to happen. Just doesn't make sense... what if they are all wrong and they all go to hell???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon
    Yes but then we have the other evil man that is in hiding all the time. I wonder sometimes.... is he hiding or is he consulting with Satan? Cheney and Bush seem samn set on bringing the world to an end and the Radical Christians are praying right along side for it to happen. Just doesn't make sense... what if they are all wrong and they all go to hell???

    uh.....yeah

    whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon
    Yes but then we have the other evil man that is in hiding all the time. I wonder sometimes.... is he hiding or is he consulting with Satan? Cheney and Bush seem samn set on bringing the world to an end and the Radical Christians are praying right along side for it to happen. Just doesn't make sense... what if they are all wrong and they all go to hell???
    No heaven, no hell...

    Cheney and Bush are praying for profits (figuratively speaking).

    They are using the radical christian right to give moral authority to their actions and provide them with a voting base that people are afraid to question, for fear of being labled "anti-christian". Not to mention the fact that pious people are easy to control, something that gives the modern right wing of politics a hard-on (figuratively speaking).
    Last edited by Set; 10-14-2005 at 04:18 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Set
    No heaven, no hell...

    Cheney and Bush are praying for profits (figuratively speaking).

    They are using the radical christian right to give moral authority to their actions and provide them with a voting base that people are afraid to question, for fear of being labled "anti-christian". Not to mention the fact that pious people are easy to control, something that gives the modern right wing of politics a hard-on (figuratively speaking).
    Very well said bro, awesome post!

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