Thread: The THREE TEXAS Surgeons
10-15-2005, 11:02 AM #1
The THREE TEXAS Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *ss and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
10-15-2005, 02:06 PM #2
I think the third ones wins!
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