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    Do you wipe from the front or back???

    I was wondering if yall wipe ur asses from the front or the back. im sorry if this may seem a little personal or disgusting, but a recent survey i took has shown this issue to be very split and contraversial. I personally go from the front, which is a slight underdog in the survey results. Locally, this issue has sparked a very heated rivalry between the two different types of wipers. New political parties and gangs are even forming based on it. Which way do you swipe?
    Last edited by redmango; 10-16-2005 at 02:44 PM.

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    Well... with the back to front stroke you risk getting shit on you balls/in your coochie. With the front to back technique you must arch your back with a slight turn, this can't be easy for some people. So i guess it would depend on you physical conditioning as to how you wipe your azz.

    I was brought up to do the back to front stroke. I know run a minimal risk of getting poo on my nuts, but after years of using this method my risk is neil. On days im feeling dangerous i might go with the arch/bent trun technique and for for the front to back.

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    well I stand upp so the front to back isnt a problem for me

    now remind me what the hell his has to do with politics, religion or war

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    not a hell of a lot, however it is nearly as contraversial as politics and religion. your technique needs work. by standing up you are risking smearing which will quickly lead to severe skidmarks. Possibly the most important aspect of wiping technique is trying to eleminate the smear factor. Skidmarks are the enemy and must be avoided at all costs.

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    what this ass thread is doing in the political forum!!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    what this ass thread is doing in the political forum!!!??
    It is currently a hot topic, and will become the future of how we judge politicions or other important figures. In my conducted survey, a common question asked was why the person wiped the way they did. many responded with religion based answers, thus contributing to the fact that this is a topic in which we must take seriously and cannot ignore.
    Last edited by redmango; 10-16-2005 at 05:16 PM.

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    lol@ hot topic.. my ass

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