12-10-2005, 08:18 PM #1
The 2005 AR's Political and religion forum awards!
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the annual Anabolic Review’s Politics and religion forum awards awarded to our members.
This year, the political and religion forum was quite busy and active with our rich and colourful members that like to talk about everything and nothing and argue over the color of the sky! Still some members demarked themselves from others and we are here tonight to grant them their due.
For the year 2005, we have 21 awards to give!
This year the awards are as follow:
1- Weirdest member
2- The most arguing member
3- Cutest member
4- Redneck of the year
5- Scientific member of the year
6- Fanatic of the year
7- Zionist member of the year
8- Fun loving Zionist member of the year
9- Fanatic muslim member of the year
10- Fun loving terrorist of the year
11- Fun loving member of the year
12- Most arguing member of the year
13- Religious member of the year (all faith wise)
14- Gun nut of the year
15- Most knowledge freak of the year
16- The most “I am right” member of the year
17- Rhetoric poster of the year
18- Ugliest member of the year
19- Most liberal member of the year
20- Queen of the political forum
21- King of the political forum
Here our first award, the WEIRDEST MEMBER, in this category we have as nominated;
Ironfreak, 3Vandoo and Badgerman, the winner for 2005 is IRONFREAK, unfortunately he so weird he was banned last week!
In second we have the most arguing member in this category we have a few nominees,
We have militiaguy, Causasian, Aiz and Rak Ani, but this was a close race and for the year 2005, we give the award to Causasian! Congratulation!
The cutest member is the easiest contest around, this year we have a few nominee, first we have Rak Ani, 3Vandoo, Bouncer, unfortunately for 3Vandoo he was cut from the race because of his hairy ass, as for bouncer the judges decided he was too freckled to be cute, so we have to give the 2005 award for the cutest member to Rak Ani.
The Redneck award of the year was absolutely the easiest judging of all, it was granted
By all the judges that the award is give to Bigen, congratulation Big!
The Scientific member of the year for 2005:
List of nominess: Johan, 3Vandoo, Aiz, the race was very close, after 3Vandoo failed to operated linux while trying to use his CCD camera into his telescope to look at a supernova while reading nature, Aiz failed to operate a portable missile launcher that was directed toward Militiaguy, so therefore the award is give to Johan!
The fanatic of the year is a very harduous and difficult race here at AR, many many candidates were nominated.
Militaguy: for his actions with Hezbollah
Causasion: To have taken part in 10 Al-Queada playschool camps
Aiz: Because I say so
Rak Ani: Because the three above say so
Bouncer: he hates british
Tock: Liberalism is the key to everything!
3Vandoo: ****ing british bastards, Free Ireland and Quebec!!!!!!!
Johan: Everything is scientific!
Book: Jesus says so
Zoaib: He mixed Islam and nutrition!
This race was so close, that we give the award to all the members that post here at AR!
Zionist member of the year!
The Zionist member of the year is a race between 4 members, Bouncer, Rak Ani, Aiz and elite. The judges looked throughout the members, post and years they are here, and the race was very difficult. Therefore the award for Zionist of the year was giving out to George W Bush, as he post under the nickname of BDTR, unfortunately, George /BD is busy conquering Babylon, so Dick Cheney aka Cycleon will take the award for him
The Fun Loving Zionist of the year, is given out to Bouncer, he’s fun, he’s loving and he like the weather down in Israel, well I would too, anyway, snowing here!
The Fanatic Muslim of the year award, we have a few members that where nominated, first we have Militiaguy, but his nomination was taken out because he was seeing looking through Rak_Ani’s window down in Tel Aviv while spanking the Lebanese monkey.
Secondly, Causasian was nominated but he listens to Emimem and likes the united staters too much! Third and finally Ironfreak was nominated and he was granted the title for many reasons. He claims to be a satanic, we got words that it was a coverup!
Fun Loving Terrorist of the year of 2005, the nominees are; Causasian, Militiaguy, Rak_Ani, 3Vandoo, Bouncer, Aiz, Badgerman.
The juries awarded the award to none of the mentioned above, but the award is given to Bigen because he has more guns than all terrorist groups together!
Fun loving member of the year, the award’s nominees are 3Vandoo, Johan, Bouncer, Bigen, beerbaron, the award is awarded to 3Vandoo
Most arguing member of the year 2005 is unanimously given out to Badgerman.
The Religious member of the year (all faith wise) for the year 2005 was a hard race, the nominees were 3Vandoo, Bouncer, Redketchup, Book, Ironfreak, Causasian and Miltia guy, after a close review of 3Vandoo’s file it was proven that he attends church one a year. Bouncer was taken out because he blasphemes too much while drinking the “black stuff” and cursing over mother jesus, those damn proddies! Redketchup nomination was taken out the list because we realized he was catsup, not ketchup. Causasian was also out because he defends too much everything muslim not even of his own business. Everyone muslim business is my business and they wonder why conflicts continues! Militia guy was rejected because he married 129 times so far with short term marriage, then the winner is Book with no contest at all
The gun nut of the year award was awarded to Militia’guy because he tried to sell his M60 on this site!!!!!!!!!
The most knowledgeable freak of the year is awarded to 3Vandoo, Hell just look at his degrees on the wall! (this selection was stolen)
The most “I am right” member of the year 2005 is awarded to Bouncer, because he’s either right or you are banned! LOOOL
Rhetoric poster of the year is awarded to Causasian, no justification needed!
The Ugliest member of the year is given out to Ironfreak, because he’s a satanic Egyptian who wants to join the marines and kill people, actually we got proofs that he’s a mix of Nasser and Yasser genes mixed with Sharon face, hell that’s just ****ing ugly!
Most liberal member of the year for 2005: TOCK!
Queen of the political forum is awarded to Rak_Ani, not because of the “Zion Queen” episode but she’s the only female member who is here regularly!
King of the political forum is Militia guy, even with threatening to kill the Queen, we all know he love her very much deep in his heart and we know he was caught wanking off out of her window, so we think he could be a good King for AR’s political Queen. Of course if the Queen insist that MG is not her type, Prince Doodoo can do the woowoo too!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this was the 2005 award and all star team!
Last edited by 3Vandoo; 12-10-2005 at 08:22 PM.
12-10-2005, 08:28 PM #2
12-10-2005, 08:32 PM #3Originally Posted by 305GUY
12-10-2005, 10:08 PM #4
Good idea but don't you think the number of memebrs is more than the number of awards?!
12-10-2005, 10:09 PM #5Originally Posted by 305GUY
12-10-2005, 10:16 PM #6
12-11-2005, 01:36 PM #7Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
1. BOUNCER - because lately I started liking freckles and because, well...he's BOUNCER!!
2. AIZ - because he's the nearest, he's Israeli and he knows his stuff.
3. Alex - because even if it's not him in his avatar, I'm counting on him to bring that guy to me.
4. Bigen - because he's a natural king.
Make your choise out of the men above and let me know your decision
12-11-2005, 02:24 PM #8Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
the jury reawarded the King tite to Tock
12-11-2005, 02:30 PM #9
Its a honor and privelige as the residential einstein to recieve my award
12-11-2005, 02:49 PM #10Originally Posted by johan
12-11-2005, 03:11 PM #11Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
12-11-2005, 03:42 PM #12
you didnt even mention me
12-11-2005, 03:49 PM #13Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
The jury will be executed at the orders of the queen if they don't do as she says.
12-11-2005, 04:54 PM #14Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
12-11-2005, 04:57 PM #15Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
12-11-2005, 05:21 PM #16Originally Posted by johan
12-11-2005, 05:24 PM #17Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
12-12-2005, 06:09 AM #18Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
I'll put this award above the fireplace in my trailer, between the deer head and the singing fish!
12-12-2005, 06:41 AM #19Originally Posted by Bigen12
12-12-2005, 06:45 AM #20Originally Posted by AIZ
Nah, I stear clear of the worm dirt, but I will have a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon in my hand.
12-12-2005, 06:55 AM #21Originally Posted by Bigen12
12-12-2005, 07:04 AM #22Originally Posted by Bigen12
Last edited by AIZ; 02-13-2006 at 10:18 PM.
12-12-2005, 07:19 AM #23Originally Posted by AIZ
I don't drink and drive, but I have received warnings concerning my knee walking!
12-12-2005, 09:02 AM #24
what did the redneck see when he looked at his family tree?
a straight line
12-12-2005, 10:02 AM #25
ISLAMIC NUTRITION , get the right diet FOR your spiritual NIRVANA !!!
12-12-2005, 04:09 PM #26Originally Posted by zOaib
damn it, I though it was something like
Hallal Proteins, Kosher glutamine
12-12-2005, 08:59 PM #27Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
12-13-2005, 04:41 PM #28Originally Posted by zOaib
so if I hear you right, you wanna die on magic mushroom
12-13-2005, 11:29 PM #29Originally Posted by Rak_Ani
12-13-2005, 11:30 PM #30
And please stop going out with AIZ, I feel jealous
12-14-2005, 01:57 AM #31Originally Posted by Alex2
Alex, join us for cafe. She's so sexy...you're missing out!!
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