12-15-2005, 02:33 PM #1
Doctor Vandoo, Politicalogist is in office!
Ask away any political questions you have.
12-15-2005, 02:42 PM #2
If a politicalologist like a proctologist? I mean, they both deal with a LOT of assholes...
12-15-2005, 02:52 PM #3Originally Posted by scriptfactory
12-15-2005, 02:59 PM #4Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
12-15-2005, 03:08 PM #5Originally Posted by scriptfactory
12-15-2005, 03:11 PM #6
Is god gay???
12-15-2005, 04:15 PM #7Originally Posted by IronFreakX
12-15-2005, 04:21 PM #8Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
Id be intrested in knowing how israel was established/born...Im getting help from a member here...but I could use it in an hour or so....
12-15-2005, 04:26 PM #9
You have twelve politicians, eleven identical and one different. You do not know whether the "odd" politician is lighter or heavier than the others. Someone gives you a balance and three chances to use it. The question is: How can you make just three weighings on the balance and find out not only which politician is the "odd" one, but also whether they're heavier or lighter?
Last edited by BeerBaron; 12-15-2005 at 04:30 PM.
12-15-2005, 04:26 PM #10Originally Posted by IronFreakX
He then created the "Zionist order for more sunshine in the UK" they hired many jewish scientific but they soon realized that they couldnt change the british weather, so they filled their tears in pints!
Then one big english lad, stepped in Steinberg (not the grocery man) but the physicist, and he told him "go on home laddy!"
Steinberg realized that his flat was now in renovation and his big fat wife was waiting for him because it was 10pm and he was drunk, so he yelled to his Jewish british peers! Let's do Israel again!!!!! And they created "The Zionist order for more sun for jews in the Middle East"
So Goldbergsteinsky said "our ancestors" where in what is called Palestine, we are british, its a bloody british territory so let take it !
Suddenly Militia'guy's great grand father was sitting at the table drinking his tea when he heard the chat, he spitted his drink and yelled "my goats?"
12-15-2005, 04:27 PM #11Originally Posted by BeerBaron
take a fake coin!
12-15-2005, 04:33 PM #12
Is it ok if I drink winny?
12-15-2005, 04:40 PM #13Originally Posted by Alex2
if you voted republican yes
12-15-2005, 04:50 PM #14Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
12-16-2005, 08:32 AM #15
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If we assume the woodchuck is a mutated chuck based on bush genetic profile?
12-16-2005, 03:48 PM #16Originally Posted by johan
12-16-2005, 03:50 PM #17Originally Posted by johan
12-16-2005, 04:59 PM #18
there is no such thing as to much sci-fi
12-16-2005, 05:03 PM #19Originally Posted by johan
12-16-2005, 05:06 PM #20Originally Posted by johan
My kid just read just read his first Sci-Fi novel (Enders Game) and he is HOOKED!
12-16-2005, 05:09 PM #21Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
12-16-2005, 05:12 PM #22
I just finished second part of Peter Hamiltons Nights Dawn triology and Alistari Reynolds Revelation space. Both utterly awsome.
12-17-2005, 04:07 AM #23
well I am currently reading an old french love/honour story called "Le Cid" , its a theatre dialogue story , its writen in 1637.
12-17-2005, 04:13 AM #24
Don Arias: adieu donc,puisqu'en vain je tache a vous resoudre
avec tous vos lauriers,craignez encor le foudre
je l'attendrai sans peur
Mais non pas sans effet
Nous verrons donc par la don diegue satisfait.
and here come my best honour and dignity quote:
qui ne craint point la mort ne craint point les menaces
j'ai le coeur au-dessus des plus fieres disgraces;
et l'ont put me reduire a vivre sans bonheur,
main non pas me resoudre a vivre sans honeur.
12-17-2005, 09:10 AM #25Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
i agree !!
12-17-2005, 07:14 PM #26Originally Posted by scriptfactory
12-29-2005, 03:07 PM #27
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