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    Doctor Vandoo, Politicalogist is in office!

    Ask away any political questions you have.

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    If a politicalologist like a proctologist? I mean, they both deal with a LOT of assholes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    If a politicalologist like a proctologist? I mean, they both deal with a LOT of assholes...
    thats correct, but our term is more refined. actually farting could be seen as "unmannnered" but a political fart will be soundless and smelly.

    well yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    thats correct, but our term is more refined. actually farting could be seen as "unmannnered" but a political fart will be soundless and smelly.

    well yeah
    LMFAO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    If a politicalologist like a proctologist? I mean, they both deal with a LOT of assholes...

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    Is god gay???

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Is god gay???
    No, he's a Godometrosexual

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    No, he's a Godometrosexual
    lol ok then

    Id be intrested in knowing how israel was established/born...Im getting help from a member here...but I could use it in an hour or so....

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    You have twelve politicians, eleven identical and one different. You do not know whether the "odd" politician is lighter or heavier than the others. Someone gives you a balance and three chances to use it. The question is: How can you make just three weighings on the balance and find out not only which politician is the "odd" one, but also whether they're heavier or lighter?
    Last edited by BeerBaron; 12-15-2005 at 05:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    lol ok then

    Id be intrested in knowing how israel was established/born...Im getting help from a member here...but I could use it in an hour or so....
    Well it all started in a Pub down in Londo, some lads of the name of Goldsteinberg was damn tired of the weather down in the UK, rain, rain and more rain, no more sunshine!

    He then created the "Zionist order for more sunshine in the UK" they hired many jewish scientific but they soon realized that they couldnt change the british weather, so they filled their tears in pints!

    Then one big english lad, stepped in Steinberg (not the grocery man) but the physicist, and he told him "go on home laddy!"

    Steinberg realized that his flat was now in renovation and his big fat wife was waiting for him because it was 10pm and he was drunk, so he yelled to his Jewish british peers! Let's do Israel again!!!!! And they created "The Zionist order for more sun for jews in the Middle East"

    So Goldbergsteinsky said "our ancestors" where in what is called Palestine, we are british, its a bloody british territory so let take it !

    Suddenly Militia'guy's great grand father was sitting at the table drinking his tea when he heard the chat, he spitted his drink and yelled "my goats?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerBaron
    You have twelve coins, eleven identical and one different. You do not know whether the "odd" coin is lighter or heavier than the others. Someone gives you a balance and three chances to use it. The question is: How can you make just three weighings on the balance and find out not only which coin is the "odd" coin, but also whether it's heavier or lighter?

    take a fake coin!

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    Is it ok if I drink winny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex2
    Is it ok if I drink winny?

    if you voted republican yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    Well it all started in a Pub down in Londo, some lads of the name of Goldsteinberg was damn tired of the weather down in the UK, rain, rain and more rain, no more sunshine!

    He then created the "Zionist order for more sunshine in the UK" they hired many jewish scientific but they soon realized that they couldnt change the british weather, so they filled their tears in pints!

    Then one big english lad, stepped in Steinberg (not the grocery man) but the physicist, and he told him "go on home laddy!"

    Steinberg realized that his flat was now in renovation and his big fat wife was waiting for him because it was 10pm and he was drunk, so he yelled to his Jewish british peers! Let's do Israel again!!!!! And they created "The Zionist order for more sun for jews in the Middle East"

    So Goldbergsteinsky said "our ancestors" where in what is called Palestine, we are british, its a bloody british territory so let take it !

    Suddenly Militia'guy's great grand father was sitting at the table drinking his tea when he heard the chat, he spitted his drink and yelled "my goats?"
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats funniest shit Ive heard 2day



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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    If we assume the woodchuck is a mutated chuck based on bush genetic profile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    If we assume the woodchuck is a mutated chuck based on bush genetic profile?
    meow

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    If we assume the woodchuck is a mutated chuck based on bush genetic profile?
    you reading too mush SCI-FI stories

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    there is no such thing as to much sci-fi

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    there is no such thing as to much sci-fi
    Tell that to L. Ron Hubbard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    there is no such thing as to much sci-fi
    AMEN!!!

    My kid just read just read his first Sci-Fi novel (Enders Game) and he is HOOKED!

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    AMEN!!!

    My kid just read just read his first Sci-Fi novel (Enders Game) and he is HOOKED!

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    You can't go wrong with Orson Scott Card.

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    I just finished second part of Peter Hamiltons Nights Dawn triology and Alistari Reynolds Revelation space. Both utterly awsome.

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    well I am currently reading an old french love/honour story called "Le Cid" , its a theatre dialogue story , its writen in 1637.

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    Don Arias: adieu donc,puisqu'en vain je tache a vous resoudre
    avec tous vos lauriers,craignez encor le foudre

    Le Comte:
    je l'attendrai sans peur

    Don Arias:
    Mais non pas sans effet

    Le comte:
    Nous verrons donc par la don diegue satisfait.
    and here come my best honour and dignity quote:
    qui ne craint point la mort ne craint point les menaces
    j'ai le coeur au-dessus des plus fieres disgraces;
    et l'ont put me reduire a vivre sans bonheur,
    main non pas me resoudre a vivre sans honeur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    Well it all started in a Pub down in Londo, some lads of the name of Goldsteinberg was damn tired of the weather down in the UK, rain, rain and more rain, no more sunshine!

    He then created the "Zionist order for more sunshine in the UK" they hired many jewish scientific but they soon realized that they couldnt change the british weather, so they filled their tears in pints!

    Then one big english lad, stepped in Steinberg (not the grocery man) but the physicist, and he told him "go on home laddy!"

    Steinberg realized that his flat was now in renovation and his big fat wife was waiting for him because it was 10pm and he was drunk, so he yelled to his Jewish british peers! Let's do Israel again!!!!! And they created "The Zionist order for more sun for jews in the Middle East"

    So Goldbergsteinsky said "our ancestors" where in what is called Palestine, we are british, its a bloody british territory so let take it !

    Suddenly Militia'guy's great grand father was sitting at the table drinking his tea when he heard the chat, he spitted his drink and yelled "my goats?"

    i agree !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    Tell that to L. Ron Hubbard...


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