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    So true

    North Dakota News vs New Orleans - "Global Warming???"

    This text is from a county emergency manager out in the Western part of North Dakota state after the recent snow storm.

    WEATHER BULLETIN

    Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10s of thousands.


    George Bush did not come....


    FEMA did nothing....


    No one howled for the government...


    No one blamed the government


    No one even uttered an expletive on TV..


    Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit


    Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else


    Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either


    CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm


    Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.....


    No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House....


    No one looted....


    Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something


    Nobody expected the government to do anything either

    No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera


    No Sean Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found


    Nope, we just melted the snow for water


    Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars


    The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny


    Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families


    Families took in the stranded people - total strangers


    We Fired up wood stoves


    Broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns


    We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die"


    We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.



    Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.


    "In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% most of the world's social problems evaporate."

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    Bush didn't come become he doesn't like the cold.

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    did 1500 people die, and 100000 homes destroyed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badgerman
    North Dakota News vs New Orleans - "Global Warming???"

    This text is from a county emergency manager out in the Western part of North Dakota state after the recent snow storm.

    WEATHER BULLETIN

    Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10s of thousands.


    George Bush did not come....


    FEMA did nothing....


    No one howled for the government...


    No one blamed the government


    No one even uttered an expletive on TV..


    Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit


    Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else


    Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either


    CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm


    Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.....


    No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House....


    No one looted....


    Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something


    Nobody expected the government to do anything either

    No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera


    No Sean Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found


    Nope, we just melted the snow for water


    Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars


    The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny


    Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families


    Families took in the stranded people - total strangers


    We Fired up wood stoves


    Broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns


    We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die"


    We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.



    Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.


    "In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% most of the world's social problems evaporate."


    Are you turning over a new leaf bro?

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    sorry but that does sounds like a small snow fall down here

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    sorry but that does sounds like a small snow fall down here

    I was thinking the same , we get lake effect off the great lakes often and get that . Nothing compared to New Orleans devistation .

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