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    Thinkin of givin the wife a good time

    Sex has not been the best lately. Sometimes I work for 24 hours, so I am so tired when I get home. My wife loves sex, but I am usually too tired. I also just got off of a Spawn cycle 4 months ago, so my libido was gone for 2 months. She was in her first trimester of pregnancy, so she was too sick for sex. Now she is nearing her third trimester. She is hornier than ever. I am on 500mg or Norma Test E, and my libido is up. Now, here is what I have planned.

    I am going to get us a beachfront hotel. I am going to order about 2 tabs of viagra. I am going to take a shot of tequila and just give it to her rough. I am going to shoot for about 9 hours. I have never gone over 90 minutes straight, and that was when we were newlyweds. The typical bedroom boom goes for about 20 minutes now. Three days ago, we knocked the boots three times in one day, just like when we just met. My cock was sore for 2 days.

    Now here is where I need the advice. What can I do to not be sore after 9-10 hours of straight sex? I got 2 bottles of KY, a shitload of water and gatorate, a high-power electric cooling fan, and a couple black and milds. What else do I need. I have never done this, and I am afraid that I will not be able to walk for a few days after this, so I need advice.

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    9 hours of sex holy crap this must be a joke, I have gone an hour and a half before but even that gets rediculous. Get some caber too.

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    Get some toys so they can do some of the work for you. Forget about 9 hours don't even try it, you'll be sorry. Just give her what she wants rest give it to her again.

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    Well, she has 3 "Rabbits". I plan on bringing them along. I have gone 90 minutes before, and I didn't get sore. But that was years ago.

    And no, this is not a joke. I was thinking of getting some de-sensitizing cream too. I say 9 hours because from what I am hearing, that is how long I will be hard for, when I combine the test and viagra. I just want to let her know that I can still stick in there for a while. I want to kinda teach her a lesson, that short and sweet is the answer. If I make her sore for a week, then I can finally get a week of sleep for my cycle

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    dont use viagra man..
    the headache will cripple u.

    9 hours, dammit man that sounds like torture to me.
    get some caber so u can shoot and keep going...

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    Ok I will read up on caber right now. Thanks

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    viagra gave me a very bad headache....maybe try cialis..ive never tried it but im sure someone on here has....

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    Caber sounds awesome. I plan on running Tren for my second cycle, so I will need Caber anyway. I am going to run with Caber lol. Cialisis, I have heard good things, but I have heard better about the standard viagras. I will give Caber a try

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    I've used viagra, cialis, and levitra. Cialis is by far the best, IMO. Viagra headaches will waste an erection, especially if you drink with it. Levitra, I've found the erections are as strong. The 36hr Cialis can lead to that dreaded 4+hr erection. So if you're going for 9hr marathon, I would definitely suggest the 36hr cialis. I personally prefer the 24hr dose, because since I have no problems with ED, it tends to last longer than that to me.

    I've got some freakiness coming up for new years, so I'm definitely going to get me some Caber. I had no idea about this stuff. I'll definitely be bringing in the new year with a bang!! LOL!!!

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    Caber works well but I personally wouldn't use it strictly as a SEXUAL AIDE.. I would only use it like you said.. when running a 19-nor such as TREN ...

    Bro, Cialis all the way, I am a huge advocate for it and as long as you don't have HIGH BP issues it's a phenomenal pill... FVCK VIAGRA !!


    Have fun, and hey if she likes chicks bro.. grab a hot one and bring her along... nothing better than getting you in the mood than watching your wife with her head between a chicks thighs.. or vice versa.. always works for me !!

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    Cialis is better than viagara imo. I dont like viagara I have trouble blowing my load infact I have never came while on viagara, cialis is another story though.

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    You're playing with fire. If you maintain an erection 4> hours then you are entering a condition called Priapism, and you could be doing irreparable damage to the blood filled chambers of your penis. I'd recommend you try a different route, I'll PM you my suggestion.

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    From a woman's perspective, take note to Glover's advice. For 9hrs you both WILL be sore..just no getting around it. The desensitizing creams are ok, but as soon as they wear off, you'll still be sore. Like glover said, have some toys to do the work for you. You prob dont need 9hrs to teach her a lesson. Oh and please don't forget the foreplay! And if she digs girls, follow Deuce's advice, that will give u a lil break. The other men were right abt Viagra. My ex got that Viag headache and it scarede the heck outta me...def a mood killer.

    On a side note: Rabbits are cool, but tell her to check out the Pocket Rocket (greatest thing since sliced bread ).

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    lol great advice guys- thanks. Nine hours is long. Maybe I can go for 4, and take an our or two off, then hit up another few hours. I have never done this before. I know that I will be sore, and so will she. But it will be worth it to her. She loves her rabbits. I want to get her a sybian... if they ever drop to below $1200.

    Foreplay is not an issue. All she needs is like 2 minutes of kissing and she is ready to do. She is not into other girls though. I think she is still in love with me or something because she hates the thought of someone being between us. HOWEVER, she does hav quite a few friends who love to shed their clothes when they drink. So who knows. Ok I will re-think the caber. I am going to buy it anyway, to use with the tren . But it sounds like Cialisis over Viagra.

    Godfather, thanks for the advice. I know that having a hardon for over an hour can hurt without sex. I have to tuck mine in my waistband all day when I am at work, because this test is making me crazy. I am glad that there are no females at my job because I would be making moves.

    I will probally NEVER do another marathon again, but I just want to show my wife that I am capable. I just want her to know that I haven't lost it. i figured that if I went a rediculous amount of time (9 hours), that she would never want a long session again.

    Personally... I love the 20-25 minute quickies before bed. If she doesn't cum then we get the little rabbit and then we both sleep good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984 View Post
    Sex has not been the best lately. Sometimes I work for 24 hours, so I am so tired when I get home. My wife loves sex, but I am usually too tired. I also just got off of a Spawn cycle 4 months ago, so my libido was gone for 2 months. She was in her first trimester of pregnancy, so she was too sick for sex. Now she is nearing her third trimester. She is hornier than ever. I am on 500mg or Norma Test E, and my libido is up. Now, here is what I have planned.

    I am going to get us a beachfront hotel. I am going to order about 2 tabs of viagra. I am going to take a shot of tequila and just give it to her rough. I am going to shoot for about 9 hours. I have never gone over 90 minutes straight, and that was when we were newlyweds. The typical bedroom boom goes for about 20 minutes now. Three days ago, we knocked the boots three times in one day, just like when we just met. My cock was sore for 2 days.

    Now here is where I need the advice. What can I do to not be sore after 9-10 hours of straight sex? I got 2 bottles of KY, a shitload of water and gatorate, a high-power electric cooling fan, and a couple black and milds. What else do I need. I have never done this, and I am afraid that I will not be able to walk for a few days after this, so I need advice.
    Dude she is pregnant.......make sure u dont do anything to jeopardize the baby.........9 hrs of sex and u r worried abt urself what abt ur pregnant wife?

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    Sex is not at all bad for pregnancy. It is not like I am going to be shoving her head into a wall and fallin on the floor

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    9 hrs? Screw that, I got shit to do. I'd rather hit it for an hour and then take my wife out to dinner.

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    Yeah... that 9 hours was an impulse number. I probally do not have the cardiovascular strength to perform for over two hours.

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    A few all-nighters landed me a pulled hamstring, and terrible chafe (?). Nothing is worse than trying to change positions and your hamstring cramps up and you lose your wood

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    lol theres no way around a sore cock after 9 hours i did this 2 times once when i was 18 and then again when i was 21 after a night of drinking

    ur going to rub urself raw after 1-2 hour mark she wont be wet anymore and ky only lasts for so long but good luck

    make her call u big daddy then spit in her face and slap her ass lol

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    lol nah I can't spit on her. I think the longest I have ever gone was 90 minutes straight. My wife and I were rolling. I have never been a "marathon man". That is why I wanted to go to the extreme.

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    lol dont poke the baby in da eye there big guy

    but on the real side of things 3 hours will do the last thing u want is a raw penis for the next 3 or more days lol and she will be sore too u wont be getting any for a while she will say u hurt me to much

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    If she does not want sex.. it means that I can get enough sleep to compliment my cycle. It is a win-win

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    lol thats not what they ment for better or worse

    lol cause when it becomes worse ur going to hear about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
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    Pics? She is definately down for that. But she is 5 months pregnant. I am sure that you all don't want to see her all over the boards lol

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    lol show us befor and befor pics then and u can keep the afters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
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    x2..........

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    im usually 15-20 minutes from the time i penetrate lol. i dont see any reason to go longer then that.

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    give her the angry pirate. make for a good laugh.

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    Ha ha great thread, nothing else needs saying but good luck.....(when you need a break just give her a massage)...a great way to re-generate.

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    any anal ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    Ha ha great thread, nothing else needs saying but good luck.....(when you need a break just give her a massage)...a great way to re-generate.

    lol yeah I know. I LOVE to massage her ass with KY. It just makes me wanna dive right in. Once my cock gets sore I will probally throw on a condom. And if we go for 9 hours, there will probally be about 2 breaks where she smokes and I grab some water.

    However, I just had a scare. I was running only one mile, and my heart felt like it got stabbed with a knife. It hurt so bad. I think it is from the dbol . So I am kinda worried about thiss 9 hour cardio session.

    DSM, no anal. She won't have it. She says that I have to spend a few months working my way up to it with fingers and dildos and shit before I can penetrate. That sounds like too much work. Maybe I can just get her drunk (after the baby) and slip it in fast. I tried once but it wouldn't go

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984 View Post
    lol yeah I know. I LOVE to massage her ass with KY. It just makes me wanna dive right in. Once my cock gets sore I will probally throw on a condom. And if we go for 9 hours, there will probally be about 2 breaks where she smokes and I grab some water.

    However, I just had a scare. I was running only one mile, and my heart felt like it got stabbed with a knife. It hurt so bad. I think it is from the dbol . So I am kinda worried about thiss 9 hour cardio session.

    DSM, no anal. She won't have it. She says that I have to spend a few months working my way up to it with fingers and dildos and shit before I can penetrate. That sounds like too much work. Maybe I can just get her drunk (after the baby) and slip it in fast. I tried once but it wouldn't go
    Smoking while pregnant? Not a good idea brotha!!!

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    put cocaine on your dick, it numbs it completely and u can fuk for ages

    ive tried it and it worked wonders

    ive also found on xtc i find it impossible to ejaculate, took a pill with a viagra once and i was going for 6 hours flat, poor gf kept asking for breaks

    only prob with using xtc is when your doing her ull probably wanna put some loud techno and trance (tiesto, armin van buren, scooter etc) on lol

    as for the anal, get her drunk and slowly talk ur way in, i really do suggest u use ur fingers and a dildo before hand, i tried popping it in my misses once and couldnt fit, the bumhole is tighter then u think

    to help pursuade her, lick her out and finger her bumhole at the same time, worked great for me when my gf was hesitant

    however if your not keen on using illegal substances, then take a 100mg viagra and a cialis togther

    works wonders
    Last edited by ranging1; 12-06-2009 at 05:12 AM.

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    Yup bring the 3 rabbits, she also had 3 rabbit holes to work on. Lots or play time not just sex, you have 4 play, (2 minutes of kissing doesnt cut it even if she is ready) lots of good hand action/fingers off and on throughout the whole thing. lots of tongue action; build up those tongue muscles and a few breaks to get her a glass of wine/champagne doesnt hurt.

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    ^Good advice. Only problem is.... once she cums twice, her clit is sore for the rest of the day. So that limits her plesure. If I can get her to try anal then it will open up a whole new world lol

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