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    <---moron

    Hey bros,

    I feel really stupid. I just stabbed myself in the tongue with a 25g pin + while shooting winny i measured into my mouth. God damn it ****ing hurts. Its right in the middle where chicks usually get their tongues pierced. It started to swell pretty quick, anyone know if thats common when chicks get tongues pierced?
    My shit was clean but not swabbed with alch recently. I keep the pin in the guard it came in and just measure it out orally and shoot it into my throat so I dont have to taste the meds.

    Holy shite.
    I do not know if this is common practice when measuring out oral dosages of shit, but be ****ing careful, because this pain is no joke!

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    thats pretty funny.

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    Why wouldnt you just remove the pin first? you could get infected if it wasnt sterile I guess was it a new pin?

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    Im sorry man, but i looked at this thread like 5 minutes ago, read it three times and am STILL laughing...

    Sorry again bro...

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    theres a reason why syringes clearly say not for oral use

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    are you serious? LMAO! Thats pretty stupid bro .your supposed to use oral srynge !!

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    Chicks arent the only ones who get there tongue pierced......and the reason it hurts so bad, is all the nerves in your tongue are located near the surface of the skin.....and there are a lot of them....

    Also, if chicks can get a piece of metal through their tongue, and you are crying about a little prick......what does that make you....

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    I use a regular syringe for my orals, but i am not a complete moron and have some depth preception.....

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    ^^^


    This is going in the Hall of Shame... I just posted it...

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    just put the winni in your salad dressing when you eat a salad!! i have heard of pros that have done that before!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    ^^^


    This is going in the Hall of Shame... I just posted it...
    lol, good call.

    to the OP, hope your tongue gets better. im sure you wont be poking it again any time soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstraw428 View Post
    Chicks arent the only ones who get there tongue pierced......and the reason it hurts so bad, is all the nerves in your tongue are located near the surface of the skin.....and there are a lot of them....

    Also, if chicks can get a piece of metal through their tongue, and you are crying about a little prick......what does that make you....


    Never said i was crying douchebag. Was more a post to make idiots like myself aware and to make assholes like you laugh :P

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    ^^^ Mission accomplished!

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    Yeah, **** that shit!

    The oral syringe I had is really big and hard to measure out the right dose I needed. On my way to CVS before tmrw

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarvenbeer1 View Post
    Never said i was crying douchebag. Was more a post to make idiots like myself aware and to make assholes like you laugh :P

    Mission definitely accomplished.......I am still laughing.....called a buddy, and he is laughing too.....



    What up Reed....Doing alright today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarvenbeer1 View Post
    Yeah, **** that shit!

    The oral syringe I had is really big and hard to measure out the right dose I needed. On my way to CVS before tmrw


    so why didnt you remove the pin??? I use regular syring to drink my clen but i remove the needle..

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    Exactly^^^Why leave the pin on?

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    You certainly are trying your hardest to win a darwin award some day arnt you?

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    More constructively, go see your doc if your concerned.

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    some things are just better left unposted

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    I don't even know what to say...

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    hey guys lets make sure we dont take this too far, remember the rules about flaming.

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    ^^^^^^i know, but it is so damn hard

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    In before the lock!!! =)

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    what up maximus......i am still disappointed....NO HOT GIRLS IN THE AVVY...what the hell

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    I see BigMx down there... sup bigMx!!!!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstraw428 View Post
    what up maximus......i am still disappointed....NO HOT GIRLS IN THE AVVY...what the hell


    Sup bro! What's going on?

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    sorry for the hot-chickless avy as of late... looking forward to change that up again!

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    On the brighter side, The inside of your mouth is one of the fastest healing parts on your body, You'll know for sure in a day or two if there's going to be an infection or something bad happening.
    Good luck

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    Not too much brotha....just killing time at work....i get off in another hour......

    what been up with you....

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    nothing much... luckily my left shoulder is doing alright; just teared up some muscle on it but the hgh did a great job at healing it fast!

    Yeah, I'm going home too... well, going to a class in my case! good to see you around bro...

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    Crashing the party woooooooo. I stuck myself in the jugular to inject woooooo I'm huge!!!!! now!! woooo

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    what the hell, it's Reed?????????? Sup brotha!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Crashing the party woooooooo. I stuck myself in the jugular to inject woooooo I'm huge!!!!! now!! woooo
    The jugular is fine, just dont inject your tongue........LOL

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    gosh, i think this thread is competing with the post whore thread! Everybody is here.. even the mods are here! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstraw428 View Post
    The jugular is fine, just dont inject your tongue........LOL

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    Party in here, woooooo I'm gonna follow this one kid and do as he did and inject directly into my ball sack!!!!!!! woooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Party in here, woooooo I'm gonna follow this one kid and do as he did and inject directly into my ball sack!!!!!!! woooooooo
    The law of stupidity makes it clear to me that at least 1 person would have done this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmittyTheOX View Post
    The law of stupidity makes it clear to me that at least 1 person would have done this.
    Oh we probably only see the tip of the ice berg here. Dukkit was telling me of someone that injected into his ass, not the glutes but literally his ass!! Crazy

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