Thread: my ass
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02-15-2008, 12:43 AM #41
edit this is old my bad
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02-15-2008, 12:52 AM #42~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
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Jesus what a thread, I have this prob as well but its because I got a hairy ass and I have hemorrhoids. A lethal combination. I dont have skid marks I have fvcking truck tire marks sometimes, its disgusting. All I can suggest is waxing your ass and the baby wipes sounds positive as well. I actually have pics and a DVD of my ass internal and external if anyone is interested. I had a colonoscopy done here in Singapore and the dirt bags filmed the whole thing in living color and presented me with the DVD when I woke up. I called it "Kale, The Inside Story "
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02-15-2008, 01:41 AM #43
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02-15-2008, 07:52 PM #44
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02-16-2008, 07:48 AM #45
^^^^your welcome BTW^^^^your girl hasnt called me since
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02-16-2008, 12:08 PM #46
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I wish this thread would just die...
bump!
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03-30-2008, 11:08 PM #48
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..............Oh that was funny I just stopped lau***ng.
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04-03-2008, 06:18 AM #49
Important advice:
I used to get skid marks all the time when I was younger.
I don't know how people wipe their ass.... But after I started wiping it from the front of the body I didn't get em anymore. Basically reach for the hole by reaching underneath the sack, and then just wipe the hole. You have to be still sitting down to do this.
If you wipe from behind, you're just spreading your shit along your ass crack....not nice.
(can't believe I wrote that, but it's important info that no one ever dishes out)
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04-03-2008, 04:10 PM #50
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04-04-2008, 04:46 AM #51~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
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04-04-2008, 06:09 AM #52
Kale if your in thailand or youve been around there then you know the drill there when it comes to cleaning your behind, they have these high pressure hoses in toilets and they do wonders, yes at first we all think thats nasty but man i do it in two steps, i first wipe with toilet paper a few times to make sure all larger bits and smudges are removed, then i hose it down with the high pressure hose to give it that fresh clean.
Usually i just hold my natures call (number two) until i need a shower after the gym or first thing in the morning after a long sleep in, that way i take a dump and then do the toilet-paper and pressure hose drills, then i jump in the shower and wash my behind with soap and water for that armour-all shiny finish!
Also i shave my pubic hair and sack every two months or so and i also make the effort to quickly cover the crack area too , this way its much easier to clean.
In the case of the thread starter number 12, if its that frequent man that you feel soiled then man maybe its not the poop, maybe there is some other discharge or skin problem or start of a hemmaroid or a fissure or about a hundred possible things that could go wrong in that area which you should see a doctor about, its embarassing but ask yourself would you rather suffer from it and it gets worse with time? or go see the doc and solve it once?
Its just like going to the STD clinic man, embarassing but it puts and end to thhe doubt of wether the burning sensation was from that $22 dollar hooker behind the Texaco , or was it from the time you experimented masturbating with bleach?
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04-05-2008, 10:40 AM #53
errr wash ur arse after takin a shit!
The IAS (as ottomaddox put it lol) could be an elergic reaction to the undies u wear from when u sweat...or could be the shit streak u left frm when u tuk a crap maybe?!
But still WUA after dumpin 'whipe an dash' is naasty!
i think im guna puke i just had a protein shake while readin the comments!
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04-24-2008, 02:07 PM #54Associate Member
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Wipe with toilet paper, then a paper wipe. Then try your put with the toilet paper and before you pull your pants up, take about a foot of toilet paper, fold it up and stick it between your butt cheeks (so that it covers your asshole).
This will stop any leakage from ever happening.
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04-25-2008, 04:21 PM #55
shaving only makes it worse for me.... it makes it sweat so bad i have to maintenance wipe constantly
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05-05-2008, 05:41 PM #56Junior Member
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This is one sick thread..
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05-05-2008, 06:29 PM #57
This is too much shit to handle.
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05-10-2008, 08:28 AM #58New Member
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i havent laughed so much in ages i was in stitches
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05-10-2008, 08:34 AM #59
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05-15-2008, 07:01 PM #60
damn bro ive been out the loop hows it going
one funny ass thread tho. i use to get like butt sweat when i shaved the rear and would get mad weggies, majorly sucks
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05-16-2008, 10:13 PM #61
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05-31-2008, 07:33 PM #62New Member
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I'll agree w/babywipes.
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05-31-2008, 07:38 PM #63
I think I saw some nasty chicks on the internet that might help you clean yourself, but they may charge you a lot of money.
For now, get some preparation H or something that will numb your butt a little while it is still raw. That stuff is for hemorrhoids but will probably make you feel better.
Good luck.
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06-19-2008, 10:28 AM #64
So Like, What Happens When You Gotta Fart????? Roflmao!!!!!!!!!
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06-19-2008, 08:54 PM #65
crazy thread but good to know i guess
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06-19-2008, 09:18 PM #66Stupid
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wow...hmmm well if nothing is leaking and it just itches try some baby powder, it's probably sweat or something that is making you feel like you need to wipe. The baby powder or gold bond will dry things up for you a little. I hope that helps
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06-28-2008, 10:14 PM #67
Sorry I know this is an old thread but I think I have a solution. Wear a tampon up your ass?
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06-28-2008, 10:49 PM #68
Its only ass sweat/anal leakage. I get it from time to time.
Dont let it worry you, remember, shit happens.
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07-06-2008, 05:01 PM #69
hahahaha
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07-08-2008, 01:51 AM #70
hahahahahaahaha this thread made me shyt lol..... nah but i had special water hose installed by the toilet so i can pressure wash my ass after i wipe with T.P.
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07-11-2008, 03:02 AM #71
round here we call it "swamp ass" and the babywipes really do help. Buy'um in bulk at costco
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07-11-2008, 08:29 AM #72
poor #12 hes never going to live this thread down LOL!!! people keep bumping it. how is the ol arse anyways 12? I forgot to check it the other day when we worked out...oh and Im missing a pack of baby wipes, know anything??
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07-12-2008, 12:13 AM #73
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07-12-2008, 12:15 AM #74
oh and yeah and number 12, get some babywhipes. something with an ambient after scent, like "summer breeze". ya filthy ****.
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07-12-2008, 06:58 AM #75
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07-20-2008, 08:08 AM #76
BITTAPART2
"I so I wipe with regular TP then do some laps with the wipes until thine anus is clean as a whistle."
I spat water alover my keyboard when I read that !!!
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07-21-2008, 01:51 PM #77
lol this is great
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07-21-2008, 06:17 PM #78
Corn starch stops the itch...
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09-09-2008, 11:32 PM #79
I actually read that when consuming protein shakes a day that any protein that is not used will form around that area and cause itchiness
Guy Grundy the body builder said it somewhere??? Can't find the course not to quote it
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