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    my ass

    arite this is a serious thread try to save the jokes for after i get a decent response...basically long story short, an hour after i shit, i need to rewipe my ass.
    if i shit and then go to the gym, i need to rewipe my ass midworkout.
    if i shit and take a shower, i still need to rewipe.
    i try to wipe as best as possible after i go to the bathroom. but still i need to rewipe an hour later...whats the deal? anyone have this experience? i dont have skid marks or anything liek that, my ass just feels itchy.

    HELP!


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    your nasty! and to think ive let you drink out of my cups and sit on my furniture! (well youve carried the furniture)

    honestly though bro, I buy the hell out of those flushable baby wipes at the grocery store and keep them by the shitter, now Im a home shitter, I try to only poop at home. But you gotta swirl those phukers around until it comes out clean bro. I so I wipe with regular TP then do some laps with the wipes until thine anus is clean as a whistle. That plus a freshly shaved sack really helps you get repeat head. I got a freaky one that likes to lick the taint and ass so I gotta stay clean.
    you feeling better BTW? let me know when your ready to W/O

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    tmi.. man.. tmi..
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    never TMI in the spa spy. LOL

    dont you get your taint waxed or something spy?

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    how bout an akward visit to the doc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2 View Post
    never TMI in the spa spy. LOL

    dont you get your taint waxed or something spy?

    I wax it for him
    TMI??? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2 View Post
    never TMI in the spa spy. LOL

    dont you get your taint waxed or something spy?
    haha.. nope, i just advise others to do that, because i'm just like that..

    but dang, i feel important being quoted like that..
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    IAS= Itchy Asshole Syndrome
    Can be really annoying and bothersome to someone that doesn't know how to wipe their ass. As said above, baby wipes will help clean your hole and taint and will help to avoid digging in your ass in front of others.
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    im gonna try the baby wipes..i do shave my balls taint and ass so i guess this is my last resort...either this or letting bittapart clean it for me ; )

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    honestly when i read this thread i couldnt stop lau***ng. 12 stop taking it up the butt and let it get tight again and mabye you'll stop leaking....

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    A buttplug would help

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    Its your tape worm trying to get out.

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    eewwww

    Quote Originally Posted by Ima******ger View Post
    Noooooooo, please don't post pics. LMFAO I don't laugh my itchy ass off. I don't ich, but you might want to use scotch tape on you ass and check it in the morning. If it is covered you have pin worm. You could have a parasitic worm that causes itching. Please don't post results. Go to colonblow dot com and get you some colon cleanser or use anyting that has some udecylic or caprylic acid in it to kill parasites. Black walnut extract works good. Usually any detox product has this in it for getting rid of GI worms. and remember the old chineese proverb...... man who go to bed with itch butt wake up with smelly finger. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Its your tape worm trying to get out.
    oh god wow i hope that isnt the case

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    Quote Originally Posted by number twelve View Post
    oh god wow i hope that isnt the case
    LOL,

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    Or it could be that hamster from last week trying to get out! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Biz View Post
    honestly when i read this thread i couldnt stop lau***ng. 12 stop taking it up the butt and let it get tight again and mabye you'll stop leaking....
    haha that was my first thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by rana173 View Post
    Or it could be that hamster from last week trying to get out! LOL
    Lemiwinks, ROFL

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    Use a better quality toilet tissue, stop wiping with the newspaper.

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    Crazyness

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    thanks for all your support fellas

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    stop getting rammed up the poopa mate

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    i know its kinda funny but this was a legit question i had.
    and no i dont get plugged in the ass by dudes.
    im gonna invest in baby wipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ima******ger View Post
    you know i would just to gross everyone out but i would prob get in trouble! lol

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    i think i just threw up in my mouth alittle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by number twelve View Post
    i know its kinda funny but this was a legit question i had.
    and no i dont get plugged in the ass by dudes.
    im gonna invest in baby wipes.
    Don't knock it until you try it! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by rana173 View Post
    Don't knock it until you try it! LOL
    ahh i think ill pass...i dont wanna steal all the dudes from DSM

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    maybe you are ingesting too much protein, i get the runs when i have monster amounts of it.

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    just wanted to give all of you an update. i know everyone was concerned about my ass. i invested in the baby wipes and they worked like magic!
    lol

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    thanks for keeping us informed, I could not sleep at night wondering what happened that ass of yours!!!!

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    I just skid my shorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    I just skid my shorts.
    a lot more than usual right now i imagine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    a lot more than usual right now i imagine
    Yeah, fo' sure.

    Right now, I just put a whole roll up my ass and forget about it.

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    Baby wipes FTW.

    It will help, 12. You won't look back once you start.

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