this is sick (piss good for the skin)

**popa** · 05-17-2003, 04:02 PM

I heard from someone that if you wash your face with your first piss in the morrnning that its good for your skin........lolllllllllllllll

who here is willing to try and post the results, I know that madonna said that pissing on your feet in the showwer will cure athletes foot

**jarrett** · 05-17-2003, 04:22 PM

its a home remedy and it was on the news here in Texas the first piss of the day if you collect some of it on a rag and wash your face with it your acne will disapear

**chevy44** · 05-17-2003, 04:29 PM

ru serious? why the first piss of the day?

**jarrett** · 05-18-2003, 09:43 AM

i dont knwo whats it is about the piss of the first day i think its cause its more acidic or somthing... sorry topic doesnt intreast me enough to do a search... just imagine going around work and your talking with some one and they smell like piss.....tap them on th back and be like i understand its the acne

**partyboynyc** · 05-18-2003, 10:06 AM

contains pent up nutrients from the previous day (in people who are not hypohydrated). i spoke to someone in drug testing anf they said that's why they like to have their patients take a piss test first thing in the AM and on an empty stomach. but salt is obviously a major factor in drying out skin so that may be the reason for piss on your face,haha.that's why ocean salt water clears your skin.i love the way my skin feels when i leave the beach!!

**partyboynyc** · 05-18-2003, 10:54 AM

i heard if you shit on yourself it cures migraines

**markas214** · 05-18-2003, 11:44 AM

"i heard if you shit on yourself it cures migraines"

Oh, you have to shit on yourself. I get shit on by people at work and it gives me migraines.

**BIG R** · 05-18-2003, 12:48 PM

Partyboynyc.......that shit joke is funny!!

The only refference of urine on people that I know of is for Jellyfish stings. I mkes pleanty of sence.

R

**FKITLETSGO** · 05-19-2003, 05:33 PM

I have 7 10ml amps of pissnandrolonate grade A. You can rest assured that we only carry 7:00 a.m piss and nothing else. First five bottles are free!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Exocet** · 05-30-2003, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by partyboynyc
i heard if you shit on yourself it cures migraines

I think I know which picture you need to post here..

**chicamahomico** · 05-30-2003, 06:43 PM

I had a professor that claimed that women in poor countries use piss to keep their skin looking good.

**popa** · 05-30-2003, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by FKITLETSGO
I have 7 10ml amps of pissnandrolonate grade A. You can rest assured that we only carry 7:00 a.m piss and nothing else. First five bottles are free!!!!!!!!!!!!