best way to shave nut sack?

[Matt Foley]

i can get the top but now it looks like a mullett with a big nose.whats the best way to shave that area?its cuz my girl wants to see me bald!?!?!?


MF

[Mentalism]

Very carefully, and with a razor......

Come on, you want like a pictured step by step "AnabolicReview's definitive guide shaving your hairy nuts" or wha? Im sure u can figure it out =)

[OGPackin]

have ur girl do it for u...

OG

[Pheedno]

With great skill and dexterity.
It helps to have some oh so soothing Edge Gel for sensitive skin. Avoid the menthol, it kind of burns

[Matt Foley]

Originally posted by OGPackin
have ur girl do it for u...

OG

FUCK THAT she wants to use gold bond on my shit!

[palme]

I do it in the shower.

[jarrett]

best way is with wax.. but last time i tried doing it that way i removed skin with it aswell... so now im back to plucking then nasty nut hairs

[footballcat]

never use clippers, i thought i was going to bleed to death when i did that

[palme]

Originally posted by jarrett
best way is with wax.. but last time i tried doing it that way i removed skin with it aswell... so now im back to plucking then nasty nut hairs

Haha dont play around bro. Seriusly! You cant wax the sack and survive.

[jarrett]

shit... a good jerk and a tug.. and all the hair is off whhaaammoo!!

[Full Intensity]

what i do is i make sure i sit infront of the fire for a few mintues (helps if u have a gas fireplace) then i stipe down to nothing and run cold water in the sink. I wait till the water is freezing then I grab my nuts, and holy shit do they every shrink fast then i go in the shower and its easy to shave cause they're are shrunk and stuck together. If they start loosening up just run the shower cold again and back to hot. Works like a charm

[PHATCAT]

Straight RAZOR

[GRIPS]

leave your balls alone man!

[BlocRoc]

This is some funny SHITE!

I do it with a Mach 3....CAREFULLY!!

L8

[jollyroger]

Have you tried Nair?

[Butch]

Originally posted by Full Intensity
what i do is i make sure i sit infront of the fire for a few mintues (helps if u have a gas fireplace) then i stipe down to nothing and run cold water in the sink. I wait till the water is freezing then I grab my nuts, and holy shit do they every shrink fast then i go in the shower and its easy to shave cause they're are shrunk and stuck together. If they start loosening up just run the shower cold again and back to hot. Works like a charm

I couldn't agree more....if you get shrinkage then it is so easy with a Mach 3 razor....if the nuts are loose then it makes it harder to get a close shave...the tighter the nuts the tighter the shave

Or you could always do what Jarrett does...he goes out on his farm and lets his goat nibble them pubes right off his nuts....once Billy the Goat is done Jarrett goes over to the sheep and gives them new bald balls a try.....baah, baah...lol...

[David B.]

Mach III, dry. It's easy.

--dnb

[PHATCAT]

IT shouldnt be to tough for you guys to get tight little nuts, your AS junkies and got baby NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIG R]

DO NOT PUT NAIR ON YOUR SAC!!! Who said that? Dam, unless you want perminate dissability. This is some funny ass shit!!

OK here it goes. Never use a razor your sac will itch for days after the stubble grows back. I usually use a small (very small) battery powered clipper that trims decently close (not too close or else you will be the new one nut wonder) to clean up the 70's show look I have grown out. After the big clean up it is easy to make sure your pecker is impecably clean afterwards.........unless you are a HAIRY-ASS bastard that needs to be dipped in NADS you should be OK.
I compete and it is a necessity..........gals like the clean look also and I like them down there for ahile, so its a must.

R

[Terinox]

As BIG R said, best way is using a clipper. I use it, with lowest setting, and just do it carefully. Basically, just grab your nuts in one hand, kinda squeeze them (not too tight obviously) and it's kinda like a balloon, and slowly trim it. BE PATIENT, and take your time. I've cut myself just once or twice, never too serious.

[popa]

Originally posted by Full Intensity
what i do is i make sure i sit infront of the fire for a few mintues (helps if u have a gas fireplace) then i stipe down to nothing and run cold water in the sink. I wait till the water is freezing then I grab my nuts, and holy shit do they every shrink fast then i go in the shower and its easy to shave cause they're are shrunk and stuck together. If they start loosening up just run the shower cold again and back to hot. Works like a charm

thats the funnest shit I ever heared

[monstercojones]

hahaha, dude you dont need to freeze the boys, jsut take a shower, use a MACH 3 razor by gilette, stretch out the skin some and be very careful, but confident. its very much like a tightrope walk, you must exhibit the upmost caution while at the same time being confident and sure of yourself. its a razors edge so to speak. (i loathe puns, sorry... not intentional) anyway bro, you really need to give those suckers a good, clean swipe while holding the sensitive skin of the male scrotum taut with the left hand. This method will give you that o so saucy 'male steroid abuser porn star' look.

-MC

[jarrett]

I rock my stuff with my AFRO PUFF hey.. rock on with your bad self!!

[BigBuddha]

[Matt Foley]

Originally posted by bradtn
believe it or not, the chicks Venus razor is the best for the nether regions. I was scared shitless when my girl wanted me to shave there, but she made me use her venus and it was good. I know it's a girls razor, but it's designed to work down there...the chicks know their shit when it comes to body shaving

im not going to the store to buy a venus bro a tampon run is bad enough.ill try and send her azz to the store like shes supposed to

[rxarms]

You people are all sick bastards.

I got a go wax my ass hairs.

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by bradtn
believe it or not, the chicks Venus razor is the best for the nether regions. I was scared shitless when my girl wanted me to shave there, but she made me use her venus and it was good. I know it's a girls razor, but it's designed to work down there...the chicks know their shit when it comes to body shaving

The blade on the Venus is very similar to the blade on a Mach 3. I think she told you that so that she'd have a funny story to tell her friends.

[FedSki]

I'm not so sure you are supposed to but the last time I put Nair (Immac) on my nuts. Took the hairs clean off. Stung a little in places afterwards though but I'd recommend it.

[Doc M]

Originally posted by footballcat
never use clippers, i thought i was going to bleed to death when i did that

Boy have I been down that road as well..Took an entire strip and bled like a mother !! I use the old Mach 3 in the shower and then let my wife give me the spot check..Just don't hand her the razor..

Doc M

[aanold]

This is the funniest thread I've ever read. I've never even thought about shaving my sack. Sounds dangerous!! I'll have to give it a try hehe.

[tolinka]

Ok well, about two weeks ago, I was shaving my nuts(for the first time) with my super duper Schick razor...its pretty much like Mach 3. So I was sahving it and shaving it, and all of the sudden I felt like this ut on my ball, I thought I cut my nut and its gonna fall out now...It was avery scary feeling. Ive been traumatized since then, I'm scared to do it again.

How about that Nair thing?

[BigGreen]

What is wrong with you people?? Am I the only AR member whose actual nuts aren't hairy? I mean, I haven't seen that many yambags in my day, but i was under the impression that it was only hairy mofo's who had ANY hair at all on their nuts whatsoever. Bless my swedish, german and english genes that spare me excessive bodyhair in any facet...especially the nards.

[Braz_Machine]

I use a clippers at the lowest setting. But dude don't let your girl do it. My woman did it once and she cut me in two places. Never again will I let her trim my nuts.

I have a question. Why is it that women think it doesn't hurt to get hit in the nuts. I mean it doesn't even have to be hit, even if they are grazed it's the after shock that hurts. It's like they think we fake it or something.

Braz_Machine

[hybrid]

This really is the funniest thread!
Clippers really suck for me. Too easy to cut or nick that thin ass skin down there. Mach 3 with some edge gel does the trick. Just have to go steady and slow.
My wife gives me a haircut, but I too learned that you do your own trimming downstairs.

[wrstlr69sdnl]

be a man and do it dry

[David B.]

Originally posted by BigGreen
What is wrong with you people?? Am I the only AR member whose actual nuts aren't hairy? I mean, I haven't seen that many yambags in my day, but i was under the impression that it was only hairy mofo's who had ANY hair at all on their nuts whatsoever. Bless my swedish, german and english genes that spare me excessive bodyhair in any facet...especially the nards.

No, it's not just the gorillas who have hairy scrotums. Just be glad you don't have the stuff growing half way up your unit, too... "Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower"

--dnb

[wrstlr69sdnl]

Originally posted by footballcat
never use clippers, i thought i was going to bleed to death when i did that

I used clippers wasnt that bad but maybe you slipped

[FCECC2]

NEET

[Slyder]

CAREFULLY

[Power-BB]

Originally posted by Slyder
CAREFULLY

I agree...Would hate to see a bro go down from that shit