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    Smile Smooth as a baby's bottom!

    Ok guys and gals, I need some help here. I have a buddy of mine (me ) that has a few blemishes on my behind! I wear breathable boxers and all, but somehow cannot get that baby smooth butt like I want. Does anyone have any secret remedies to help me get that vibrant glow on my a$$ that I so much desire? In case your wondering, YES I do shower already I just can't figure out what the problem is HELP!!!!!

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    C'mon. Think about it. What does a mother use on a baby's bottom ?? Baby oil. I use it after a shave in the shower. Come out a little shiny, soft as heck, and feeling good.

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    Key Mastur, good info. I've tried baby powder, never tried oil though, figured adding an oily substance would block some pores or something. Hell, I suppose I could always refer to diaper rash ointment and see if that does the trick!

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    Baby powder is good for absorbing moisture.

    Do you sit around a lot ?? Like in front of the computer in a chair ?? Sitting in one place for an extended period of time after a shave can sometimes lead to a few bumps / blemishes which don't look too pretty when you're naked and doing the "naked butt in the moonlight walk" (or whatever that line is from that movie)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtxben
    Ok guys and gals, I need some help here. I have a buddy of mine (me ) that has a few blemishes on my behind! I wear breathable boxers and all, but somehow cannot get that baby smooth butt like I want. Does anyone have any secret remedies to help me get that vibrant glow on my a$$ that I so much desire? In case your wondering, YES I do shower already I just can't figure out what the problem is HELP!!!!!
    There is a product called a Buff Puff that will help. If you wash with that and use eith Benzoyle peroxide OR topical Accutane, it should do the trick.

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    neutrogena makes an acne wash that is orange and has some grit to it, has some Benzoyle peroxide etc. Also might try going commando and I would stay away from baby oil and go with a good body moisturizer like body butter from The Body Shop (U.S. Malls nationwide) If you get the mango people might mistake you for a stripper but the shea butter is nice, I hear that's what Britney Spears wears.
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    Oh im sorry ladies i didnt realise i stumbled into the avon forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman
    Oh im sorry ladies i didnt realise i stumbled into the avon forum.
    LOL, Boooo!

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