Thread: Smooth as a baby's bottom!
12-18-2003, 01:46 PM #1
Smooth as a baby's bottom!
Ok guys and gals, I need some help here. I have a buddy of mine (me ) that has a few blemishes on my behind! I wear breathable boxers and all, but somehow cannot get that baby smooth butt like I want. Does anyone have any secret remedies to help me get that vibrant glow on my a$$ that I so much desire? In case your wondering, YES I do shower already I just can't figure out what the problem is HELP!!!!!
12-18-2003, 02:45 PM #2VET
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C'mon. Think about it. What does a mother use on a baby's bottom ?? Baby oil. I use it after a shave in the shower. Come out a little shiny, soft as heck, and feeling good.
12-18-2003, 02:53 PM #3
Key Mastur, good info. I've tried baby powder, never tried oil though, figured adding an oily substance would block some pores or something. Hell, I suppose I could always refer to diaper rash ointment and see if that does the trick!
12-18-2003, 03:20 PM #4VET
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Baby powder is good for absorbing moisture.
Do you sit around a lot ?? Like in front of the computer in a chair ?? Sitting in one place for an extended period of time after a shave can sometimes lead to a few bumps / blemishes which don't look too pretty when you're naked and doing the "naked butt in the moonlight walk" (or whatever that line is from that movie)
12-18-2003, 08:56 PM #5Originally Posted by gtxben
12-18-2003, 09:04 PM #6
neutrogena makes an acne wash that is orange and has some grit to it, has some Benzoyle peroxide etc. Also might try going commando and I would stay away from baby oil and go with a good body moisturizer like body butter from The Body Shop (U.S. Malls nationwide) If you get the mango people might mistake you for a stripper but the shea butter is nice, I hear that's what Britney Spears wears.
Last edited by Duct Tape; 12-18-2003 at 09:07 PM.
12-18-2003, 11:13 PM #7
Oh im sorry ladies i didnt realise i stumbled into the avon forum.
12-19-2003, 12:28 AM #8Originally Posted by Hitman
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