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    Question Would You....

    This may sound sick, but I was thinking about the hassles and the amount of eating required to meet your daily protein requirements when I thought about this....

    Would you eat human meat if the protein concentration was 50grams per OUNCE. With an absorption rate of 100%?

    Hmm....

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    Oh hell why not, if some guys can stick a pin in the ring in their a$$hole i guess i could eat that.. lol

    besides, a week after they start selling it burger king will offer a real shaq burger or something =P

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    Human meat bro?
    This has to rank up there with the bug thread.

    I don't think so, I like eating the amount it takes to get my nourishment. I'm a food freak, the more I can eat, the better. Canabilism is pushing it though.

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    heh it is gross but i saw 7 views and no replys so i couldnt help myself =P

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    Yeah! It is gross! But hmm....6 ounces of human a day for 300 grams protein ALL absorbing in your body? Come'on boys, tell the truth. I won't lie, yes. Yes I would eat humans.

    Haha! It's just funny thinking about how far iron addicts will go for their body! FEED THE MACHINE!

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    your talking like its a fact....where would u htink of this ?

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    You're eating cows, pork, chickens, dog, cat (the last 2 are in chinese food...you just don't know it) - why not humans ? We're animals too. I'd eat it, just like the movie Alive.

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    Originally posted by xzoomzx
    your talking like its a fact....where would u htink of this ?
    One day while downing Tuna, I was thinking about what I was eating...fish. And then I thought that fish ate fish, and it was sort of canabalism...and then it led back to the thought of JUST how much protein IS there in human meat? It's not a fact, I just thought I'd post it as sort of a comic relief, but in a real life situation. If anyone has any idea how much is in an ounce, it would just be some info that would be....well....weird.

    You never answered though, would you?

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    well lol i mean if it was sold at butcjher shops and it was done legally somehow and it tasted edible sure why not.......espically if it was that good for you ......i mean its the same really as eating beef......but i would not if the people were raised to be killed likecows and others...but im fine with my chicken,fish and beef

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    soylent green anyone ???


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    Originally posted by KeyMastur
    You're eating cows, pork, chickens, dog, cat (the last 2 are in chinese food...you just don't know it) - why not humans ? We're animals too. I'd eat it, just like the movie Alive.
    Bite me!

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    I soooo read this post at the wrong time. Right now the Chicken that I'm eating isn't looking so good (haha)...UHHH Just thinking about that is making me sick Grotesque Guys!!!

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    wake chik you wouldunt even eat me =( ?

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    You're eating cows, pork, chickens, dog, cat (the last 2 are in chinese food...you just don't know it) <<<< LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    thats too funny lmaooooooooo

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    When it comes down to eat, I'll eat anything as long as it's healthy and clean. Gimme the damn femurless-thigh. Think of the practicality of having 100grams protein PER OUNCE?! 1 ounce in the morning, 1 ounce it lunch and 1 for dinner. Crips, add in another ounce and ditch the MRP's. Mix it up with pasta, a salad, even some popcorn and let's rock and roll.

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    Have to be someone ripped though, eating a fat ass wouldn't do a job for me (nasty).

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    For sure ripped. No subcataneous fat my bro, none. Every piece of meat is from someone with 10% fat or less, with President Choice brand human meat with "10% fat grade A human" (Liposuctioned cadavers).
    Yum.

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    I would no worries right just plug your nose and shove it down yah throat

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    guys we have to kill this threat if any cops get this you can be in some trouble here lol espiclaly if some guy starts eating people now we know who to blame

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    some of us could feed a whole family.

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    Hey hey hey,
    I'm not saying I'm going to go KILL someone. But hey, we eat genetically modified chickens (ie. KFC) so why not genetically modified humans. Pop in a multi-vitamin, a shitload of potassium,a little extra fiber in those somma-bitches and some EFA's and boom. There's a PERFECT piece of meat for a low-carb diet. Think of how cut you can get...yikes. I would personally use it in a bulking cycle, but they'd have to make the meat without the EFA and some carbs. Damn, you could be HUGE on 3 chews. Ronnie Coleman no more, it's Ronny The Bull.

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    u weirdos! lol

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    Jeffrey Dahmer liked it!!! You know what he said right before the inmates killed him? "I used to eat you kind of guys for breakfast".

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    I eat out women all the time and i have to admit i love it and can do it for hours

    A little bit of t'aint for supper

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    why not just gentically modify chicken to have 100 grams of protein per ounce? sure lets do it.......

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    Hmmm... the BV of human protein? Probably pretty high since the amino ration is identicle to our own muscle tissue.

    Funny Never thought of it before...

    If I got lost in one of the Canabolistic Tribes - I would probably feed a village.

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    No way in hell!!!

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    Absolutely not.

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    pass me an arm and a leg

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    Pass me StrongChick's Wings


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    Come on, think about the ease and convenience for all those who say no! You could be a MACHINE. MACHINE!

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    I would in a heartbeat - no questions asked. I completely agree with ronny. It would be just like taking A/S you dont do it for fun, you do it for the end result

    -J

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    Yep I sure would

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    Is that you Hanibal Lecter? "Pussies, there great"!

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    Not a chance in Hell.

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    You're eating cows, pork, chickens, dog, cat (the last 2 are in chinese food...you just don't know it) - why not humans ? We're animals too. I'd eat it, just like the movie Alive.
    cats and dogs---chinese food??? when was the last time you had cat or dog as chinese food...that occurs in third world countries....let's not be so ignorant...

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    I would IF I had to to survive. Other than that....I'll stick to my chicken and fish.

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    while i'm looking at my pit with his huge bone in his mouth, it's hard to imagine eating him...i'd have to eat a human first...

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    Who knows, maybe PETA would stop bitching cause we were all
    eating their cute, cuddly, furry, loveable, wittdle, animals. ( I dislike
    PETA in case ya can't tell) There ya go eat PETA first. Mark

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    100 % absorbtion! I'd be eating people left and right

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