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    Who wants to live forever?

    This is no joke, I found a website that claims you can live forever. Well I know it sounds completely retarded, so I checked it out. Anyway they guy gives instructions on how to make some device that he guarantees will reverse the aging process. I decided to give it a try and have been using this thing for the last 2 months. Anyways I don't know how to explain it (i am completely a LOGICAL guy, i dont believe in anything i cant see) but it really seems to be working. I wake up each day with SOOO much energy, and my strength and stamina have both majorly increased. Even some wrinkles on my forehead have faded to the point I can hardly see them anymore. I will keep posting updates, its really crazy and almost unbelievable. but check out his website, you will not be sorry.

    http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/c...cgi?id=ryankey

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    Ive got some swamp lands if you're interested in buying them. real cheap, satisfaction guranteed!

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    WTF,, thats weird, Ive heard of somethin like that in a science class i was in but I dont know.....

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    What a man believes, so it shall be!

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    reminds me of those bracelets that are supposed to heal all your injuries.

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    obviously this guy is just marketing the ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by DARKSEID
    reminds me of those bracelets that are supposed to heal all your injuries.
    exactly what i was thinking...

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    What the **** is this.

    These boards have a NO SOLICITING rule!!!

    In the url you provided us it has a tag so they know where the referral came from so the seller can keep track of profits the affiliate sends him.

    Why dont you do something productive on the boards instead of trying to make a quick buck selling bogus ****.

    And if anyone wants I have pills that will make you grow 4 inches taller in 6 weeks. And it cuts your body fat by half. Honestly, we talked about it in science class. It works, I'm living proof.

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    I don't want to live for any longer than I have to. And I don't like to wear rings. What if someone kills you for your ring??

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    Sounds like marketing bs...

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    the depth of stupidity on that sight are beyond pluming - but since he is going to live forever - perhaps he can invest in a little better programming skills

    what is remarkably funny is that his plan for world peace is looking for the antiChrist spoken of in Revelations while calling it the Messiah - LOL

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    I didn't read through the site. That's messed up. He better hope he lives forever, because he'll be on the express-line to hell when he does die.

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    and i've got some ocean front property in Arizona...

    you know, unless this guy is like...oh...900 years old, i wouldn't believe a word of it...live for a century or two, then we'll talk about your little "life formula"

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    Gotta love his new theory of evolution:
    http://www.alexchiu.com/cell/frame.htm
    !!!

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    Earliest animals were all worms united by cells in straight lines. Then a more complex type of animal started to show up

    that is awesome man that just explained things to me so much no i know why we have so many streight things. Oh and Darwin pft what does he know? jebus christ someone actualy had to sit down and write this

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    There must be only one...........

    The Highlander!!!

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