had idea while back... i know youv thought about it 2...
now what kinda car have u picked up
iv only manged those chinese cars so far few inches off the ground...
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had idea while back... i know youv thought about it 2...
now what kinda car have u picked up
iv only manged those chinese cars so far few inches off the ground...
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:lol: you never fail to make me laugh...but this does belong in the lounge...
BTW dont tell anyone but I can balance a car on the leg press machine and do 23 reps with no spot...
personally i can lift a motorcycle an thats about it...but you know i heard CHUCK NORRIS used to be able to lift a cadi w/his boner..
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Originally Posted by HULKBOY
looool:lol:
I also heard that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Fvckin Chuck Norris.....
Did you know, Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee...
He actually ATE A F*CKING INDIAN...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chick Norris.:1laugh:
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris is the founder of Planned Parenthood. Even unborn children can't escape his wrath.