Here is one that had me![]()
This old man is sitting on his porch as he noticed a kid walking and dragging something behind him
He said “Hey boy whatcha got there".
The boy replied “I got some chicken wire hereâ€
The man said “whatcha gonna do with that chicken wireâ€
Boy replied “gonna catch me some chickensâ€
Man said “Your not gonna catch any chickens with that chicken wireâ€
Later that day the boy comes back with the chicken wire rolled out and full of chickens.
The next day the man sees the boy and he has something in his hand.
He said “Hey boy whatcha got there.
The boy replied “I got some duck tape hereâ€
The man said “whatcha gonna do with that duck tapeâ€
Boy replied “gonna catch me some ducksâ€
Man said “Your not gonna catch any ducks with that duck tapeâ€
Later that day the boy comes back with the duck tape rolled out and full of ducks.
The next day the man sees the boy and he has a chain pulling a stump with roots all over.
He said “Hey boy whatcha got there.
The boy replied “I got a pussy willow tree hereâ€
The man said “Hold on boy I’m getting my hatâ€