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    The smell of cigarettes and salted cured meats

    Does anyone else have this problem at there gym... the fat people who all seem to have the same smell of cigarettes and salted cured meats?! Really i was about to pass out when he started working out next to me. I had to change my workout due to this smelly jerk ass. Ugg i almost vomited all my hard earned cals for the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    Does anyone else have this problem at there gym... the fat people who all seem to have the same smell of cigarettes and salted cured meats?! Really i was about to pass out when he started working out next to me. I had to change my workout due to this smelly jerk ass. Ugg i almost vomited all my hard earned cals for the day
    that is gross...I feel for ya!!...I have not had the pleasure of smelling that..lol

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    LMFAO! Cured meats & Cigs
    I can't say that I can relate, however, I imagine that it sucks very much...
    Drop some deodorant in his gymbag...

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    yeah we have a lot of people who smell like smoke in our gym.. but not cured meats

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    yeah we have a lot of people who smell like smoke in our gym.. but not cured meats
    oh well smoke isnt to bad by itself... cured meats isnt to bad by itself. But when the powers combine its like mustard gas

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    fat people need luvin too

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    Quote Originally Posted by haaaaaf
    fat people need luvin too
    ok fine... but the fattys need to take a shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    oh well smoke isnt to bad by itself... cured meats isnt to bad by itself. But when the powers combine its like mustard gas
    umm considering i quit smoking about 3 months ago.. YES the smoke smell is the worst thing in the world to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    umm considering i quit smoking about 3 months ago.. YES the smoke smell is the worst thing in the world to me
    i see... ive never smoked cigarettes. Think its gross and smells bad. So ive never liked that smell. Glad to hear ur still going strong after 3 months. Good work keep it up

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    thanks.. i try

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    i woudlnt know, i dont talk to ppl when im at the gym... just hi when i come in and by when i leave

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    smoke i can understand but anyone smelling like cured meats? im totally oblivious to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    i woudlnt know, i dont talk to ppl when im at the gym... just hi when i come in and by when i leave
    i wasnt talking to him... it was his BO

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    oh well smoke isnt to bad by itself... cured meats isnt to bad by itself. But when the powers combine its like mustard gas
    lmfaoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    smoke i can understand but anyone smelling like cured meats? im totally oblivious to that?
    u dont know that oily meat smell?

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    I GOT A GREAT IDEA, why dont you bring your foreman grill and grill a couple of rib eye steaks beside the guy. when he starts to complain you can tell him:

    1. "look whos talking"!
    2. "now you know how i feel!"
    3. "rats, the porkchop speaks!"

    or if all else fails you can just spray him with some lysol. good luck
    Last edited by Spoon; 05-25-2004 at 01:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    I GOT A GREAT IDEA, why dont you bring your forman grill and grill a couple of rib eye steaks beside the guy. when he starts to complain you can tell him:

    1. "look whos talking"!
    2. "now you know how i feel!"
    3. "rats, the porkchop speaks!"

    or if all else fails you can just spray him with some lysol. good luck

    sounds like you got the right idea....
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    Does anyone else have this problem at there gym... the fat people who all seem to have the same smell of cigarettes and salted cured meats?! Really i was about to pass out when he started working out next to me. I had to change my workout due to this smelly jerk ass. Ugg i almost vomited all my hard earned cals for the day

    When I used to work out at another gym,there was a guy that stunk so bad we all had a nickname for him "stinky." He had the money for a membership but apparently not enough for soap...Now thats hardcore..Then there were the "old couple." They consisted of an old man and woman prolly in their 60's that grunted all the time. The guy would spot her on everything and it just sounded like some freak porno going on. Another reason why I have my own equipment..

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp
    When I used to work out at another gym,there was a guy that stunk so bad we all had a nickname for him "stinky." He had the money for a membership but apparently not enough for soap...Now thats hardcore..Then there were the "old couple." They consisted of an old man and woman prolly in their 60's that grunted all the time. The guy would spot her on everything and it just sounded like some freak porno going on. Another reason why I have my own equipment..

    thats really funny, freak porno! anyway dont it get boring working out at home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    thats really funny, freak porno! anyway dont it get boring working out at home?

    Yea man it does...I have my best gains when i'm working out here though. I have a good group of people that works out here. Plus the gyms around here arent into ear bleeding metal,and people screaming at each other to hype you up.

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    what i hate more than anything, is the ppl who leave and get in the parking lot and start smoking after workin out.. or the guys i hear braggin on saturday evening that they have been drinking all day, and are in the gym tryin to work out, or get me hurt by their stupidity.... i hate those assholes..

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    I hate when you ask a guy for a spot when your benching and he farts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    I hate when you ask a guy for a spot when your benching and he farts.


    I hate when you ask for a spot and it takes him and his 4 friends to even have a chance in hell to spot u..

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    what i hate more than anything, is the ppl who leave and get in the parking lot and start smoking after workin out.. or the guys i hear braggin on saturday evening that they have been drinking all day, and are in the gym tryin to work out, or get me hurt by their stupidity.... i hate those assholes..

    **** thats familar sounding... Nothing like dedication to the game.

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    i hate it when i see guys in the gym offer advice about nutrition and workout routines when they are not in shape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablo27185
    My gym smells like wide open ass .. Just smells like people dont clean their asses or something. Then they go to the gym and sweat like savage hogs and let out farts so it smells even worse. Specially by the tread mills.
    That just means your gym is hardcore. Would you prefer it smell like roses?

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    When non physical types begin to work out.. they secrete all sorts of crap built up in their poures - and it stinks.

    After a couple weeks of hard sweating it usually doesn't stink anymore.

    People on certain types of medication can sweat and stink more than average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Try Me
    When non physical types begin to work out.. they secrete all sorts of crap built up in their poures - and it stinks.

    After a couple weeks of hard sweating it usually doesn't stink anymore.

    People on certain types of medication can sweat and stink more than average.
    this is true

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    I hate when you ask a guy for a spot when your benching and he farts.
    I hate it when I get the guy whose always wearing the purple shorts to spot me on the bench and he pulls out his ... never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elicotton
    I hate it when I get the guy whose always wearing the purple shorts to spot me on the bench and he pulls out his ... never mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by elicotton
    I hate it when I get the guy whose always wearing the purple shorts to spot me on the bench and he pulls out his ... never mind.
    no comment

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    i havent run into that before..but one time...i sat up from repping 315 untill i was on the verge of puking...and theres a chick standing right infront of me..like a shoes length away if i was a tall dude my nose would have burrowed in her cleavage when i sat up..and what does she say??? "hey uhh...you got a smoke?" i almost shat myself.

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    wow thats all i gotta say dont wanna smell that in my gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by Try Me
    When non physical types begin to work out.. they secrete all sorts of crap built up in their poures - and it stinks.

    After a couple weeks of hard sweating it usually doesn't stink anymore.

    People on certain types of medication can sweat and stink more than average.
    my brothers friends is like 5'6 and weighs 301 just joined the gym and does cardio hardcore like an hour and a half a day....he smells, but at least hes tryin to loose weight, and goes 7 days a week....so far.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilVito469
    my brothers friends is like 5'6 and weighs 301 just joined the gym and does cardio hardcore like an hour and a half a day....he smells, but at least hes tryin to loose weight, and goes 7 days a week....so far.....
    early am on an empty stomach 60-65%hr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    early am on an empty stomach 60-65%hr?
    we have him going at 6:30 am and at 60 % hr

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilVito469
    we have him going at 6:30 am and at 60 % hr
    you gotta give the guy an A1 for detemination and hardwork. if he keeps it up and remains consistent he may just have a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    you gotta give the guy an A1 for detemination and hardwork. if he keeps it up and remains consistent he may just have a chance.
    well his whole life hes been a very fat kid even led to him having some depression about his weight...but we been making shure there is no slacking when he goes, he does like half hour on the stiarmaster,treadmill,bike... he wants to start lifting but you think i would be right in making him do cardio for a few months to get the bf% down more before he touches weights?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilVito469
    well his whole life hes been a very fat kid even led to him having some depression about his weight...but we been making shure there is no slacking when he goes, he does like half hour on the stiarmaster,treadmill,bike... he wants to start lifting but you think i would be right in making him do cardio for a few months to get the bf% down more before he touches weights?

    yes make him do his cardio first. its important that he gets the hang of the routine. once thats taken care off, slowly introduce him to weight training. Man he's one lucky guy to have friends like you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    yes make him do his cardio first. its important that he gets the hang of the routine. once thats taken care off, slowly introduce him to weight training. Man he's one lucky guy to have friends like you!
    thanx bro

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