
Originally Posted by
Spoon
I GOT A GREAT IDEA, why dont you bring your forman grill and grill a couple of rib eye steaks beside the guy. when he starts to complain you can tell him:
1. "look whos talking"!
2. "now you know how i feel!"
3. "rats, the porkchop speaks!"
or if all else fails you can just spray him with some lysol. good luck

sounds like you got the right idea....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?