Famous quotes

[PrairieDawg]

Some of these were pretty ****ing hilarous, thought I'd share them.

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

[juicehoe]

Those are some funny quotes

[massimo]

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

LMAO

[Long&Strong]

Great quotes...

[ripped4fsu]

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

[Da Bull]

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen



"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

[ImmmtheIceman]

[Speed Trials]

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

These are great...especially this one.

[Russ616]

Some of these were pretty ****ing hilarous, thought I'd share them.

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

Some of them are funny as shet...

[UrbanLegend]

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

[daman1]

"say hello to the bad guy"

[punk_bbuilder]

"say hello to the bad guy"

How did i know you were going to say that

[decadbal]

aweome thread bro, we need more of these and less politic threads..lol

[PrairieDawg]

"say hello to the bad guy"

huh? who? me?