Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
Ohhh this is soooo true... :lol: :lol:
> > >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > >
> > >40-ish.............................................49
> > >Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
> > >Athletic......................................No tits
> > >Average looking....................Ugly
> > >Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
> > >Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
> > >Emotionally Secure......................On medication
> > >Feminist.......................................... Fat
> > >Free spirit....................................Junkie
> > >Friendship first..........................Former slut
> > >Fun..........................................Annoy ing
> > >New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
> > >Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
> > >Open-minded.................................Desperate
> > >Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
> > >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
> > >Professional....................................Bi tch
> > >Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
> > >Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
> > >Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
> > >
> > >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> > >
> > >1. Yes = No
> > >2. No = Yes
> > >3. Maybe = No
> > >4. We need = I want..
> > >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> > >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> > >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
> > >
> > >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> > >
> > >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > >3. I am tired = I am tired
> > >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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