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  1. 06-04-2004, 09:08 AM #1
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    mile high club

    alright save the bull****.... whose hit something on an airplane???... i'd like to join the club but i can hardly get in the friggin airplane ****terz let alone get my game on.
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    i dont think most of us can fit comfortably in an airplane bathroom let alone with a girl in there too!
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    discrimination brother.... i dont like it, i feel cheated
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  4. 06-04-2004, 09:24 AM #4
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    I've hit the front seat w/my head because of turbulence and the 2x2 square foot area they let you sit in that costs you $400.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floyd_turbo
    discrimination brother.... i dont like it, i feel cheated

    I have alsways wanted too, but I cant turn around in the frigg'n thing let alone git it done. Sitting in the seats is painful enough, I try to avoid the bathroom on a plane because it just pizz's' me of
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    I have alsways wanted too, but I cant turn around in the frigg'n thing let alone git it done. Sitting in the seats is painful enough, I try to avoid the bathroom on a plane because it just pizz's' me of
    ...yep...I want to....just don't see how....
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    The b/r is so uncomfortable I just avoid it all together. I don't see how 2 people could fit in there more less get it on.
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    guess we weed to start a bodybuilding airline. where each person gets his own love seat on the plain. and a huge bathroom is a must.
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    I would love to try!!! Probably get stuck now that I am 255lbs. Oh well, theres always a tall building with an elevator that we could stop on the 45th floor. Elevators are fun and some have cameras. Makes you feel like a porn star.
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    Mile-High Club are for skinny wusses that can fit in the bathroom. I can't even take a leak in there let alone have a stewardess polish my knob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    Elevators are fun and some have cameras. Makes you feel like a porn star.
    Minus the herpes, v.d., chlamydia, and aids of course!

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  12. 06-04-2004, 11:02 AM #12
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    i always wanned to get butt ass naked and run up and down isles screaming jesus is coming jesus is coming.. but then i wouldnt be allowed on airplanes anymore.. that is if dont get shot by an air marshall..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    i always wanned to get butt ass naked and run up and down isles screaming jesus is coming jesus is coming.. but then i wouldnt be allowed on airplanes anymore.. that is if dont get shot by an air marshall..

    ....that would be funny as hell..... ......If I was the air marshall I would shoot you....no way that I would go tackling your naked ace!
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  14. 06-04-2004, 11:14 AM #14
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    I guess being a little 6'1", 215 pound stud does have its advantages!!

    All of you monster's are missing out!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M
    I guess being a little 6'1", 215 pound stud does have its advantages!!

    All of you monster's are missing out!!

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    ....I am your size......and I still don't see how in the he!! you got it done....just trying to take a piss in those bathrooms I come out with 3 or 4 bruises on different parts of my body.....you must be more talented than I am!!
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    You are bigger than me and I can barely fit in those **** bathrooms. Took a shi*t on the plane once, does that count? Even that was a contortionist act. **** gazillionaire medical professionals probably flying first class. How's the drinks and legroom up there Doc?

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    I guess being a little 6'1", 215 pound stud does have its advantages!!

    All of you monster's are missing out!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    ..... **** gazillionaire medical professionals probably flying first class. How's the drinks and legroom up there Doc?
    ...that's right.....he has probably never seen the "common folk" section of an airplane.....no wonder he thinks we are crazy.... Just kidding you doc....
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  18. 06-04-2004, 11:50 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    You are bigger than me and I can barely fit in those **** bathrooms. Took a shi*t on the plane once, does that count? Even that was a contortionist act. **** gazillionaire medical professionals probably flying first class. How's the drinks and legroom up there Doc?
    Yes, I'm sorry, I should have specified it was First Class on an overseas flight..There were only 3 of us in First Class, one was the stewardess, the other Mrs. Doc M..Let's just say a decent amount of alcohol was involved, and she doesn't drink!! And Chica...Lots of leg room bro..lots of leg room..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M
    Yes, I'm sorry, I should have specified it was First Class on an overseas flight..There were only 3 of us in First Class, one was the stewardess, the other Mrs. Doc M..Let's just say a decent amount of alcohol was involved, and she doesn't drink!! And Chica...Lots of leg room bro..lots of leg room..

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    I travel all the time coach. I hate you! j/k doc you lucky bastard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M
    Yes, I'm sorry, I should have specified it was First Class on an overseas flight..There were only 3 of us in First Class, one was the stewardess, the other Mrs. Doc M..Let's just say a decent amount of alcohol was involved, and she doesn't drink!! And Chica...Lots of leg room bro..lots of leg room..

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    .......I hate you...........lucky bastard................
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    Bastard . Good job Doc you muct have had you Mile High Club membership card stamped several times on this flight. Was there enough legroom for the stewardess to get in on the action too? lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M
    Yes, I'm sorry, I should have specified it was First Class on an overseas flight..There were only 3 of us in First Class, one was the stewardess, the other Mrs. Doc M..Let's just say a decent amount of alcohol was involved, and she doesn't drink!! And Chica...Lots of leg room bro..lots of leg room..


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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    Bastard . Good job Doc you muct have had you Mile High Club membership card stamped several times on this flight. Was there enough legroom for the stewardess to get in on the action too? lol.
    As much as I would like to say, unfortunately it was only a 2 person show..It was still tight, but there are ways to work around space..or lack there of..

    And you bastards..I do know what it's like in coach..Believe me, when I was a VERY poor Med student, I practically had to fly in the luggage section..But those days are gone.. I will raise a glass in salute to my poor AR brothers stuck in coach on my next flight..Cheers!!

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    Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha hah !!!

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    Minus the herpes, v.d., chlamydia, and aids of course!

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    You got that right homey!!!
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    If I wiggle just right...I bet I could make it work....
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    Yea well we know what happens when you wiggle baby.

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    If I wiggle just right...I bet I could make it work....
    I don't think the doors are sound proof..."yes"
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    oh "yeah"
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  27. 06-04-2004, 02:26 PM #27
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    Yeah...yeah...yeah

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    i'd feel like chris farley in tommy boy if i was tryin to smash in one of those little bathrooms.
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    girl gave me a knob job in the seat next to me, do i get half a punch? half a mile high?
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    Well, I am a pilot... so I can just go get in a plane and go do whatever... that's what the autopilot is for...

    First class is nice too... I am glad American started giving comp upgrades to First all the time now for frequent flyers. I haven't flown coach in a LONG time. I get all pissed off when I have to endure that ****. It should be considered inhumane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hercules88
    guess we weed to start a bodybuilding airline. where each person gets his own love seat on the plain. and a huge bathroom is a must.
    that would be one nasty seat !!!
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    my ex gave me a handjob in the seat does that count?
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