Have Taser.......will travel!

Originally Posted by
ttuPrincess
Let me give yall a quick update... for those who wondered what I had against this guy.. lets call it a gut feeling.. i just recieved a phone call from a family friend that my mother has been beaten up... only a week after the wedding.. boy is that a nice marriage right there
now lesson for ya'll when your getting married and your oldest daughter says mom I have a bad feeling and i dont like this guy.. maybe you'll listen!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!