wouldnt it be hot if u could move like usher, do u think u could pick up chicks if u had his dance moves?
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wouldnt it be hot if u could move like usher, do u think u could pick up chicks if u had his dance moves?
who is usher? :unsure:
that guy who cleans the floor after the movie is overQuote:
Originally Posted by cpt steele
LMAO :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
Ha Ha, that made me laugh out loud Mass.
BWUHAHAHH :lol:
"he reminds of a fairy...that I...once knew...." :banana:
haha
So in other words you?Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
No - hes the guy in the theater that sits in the front seat with an empty popcorn bag with the bottom cut out on his lap asking little girls, "would you like some popcorn?"
Just think, even with all those "moves", money, and talent, he's still scrawny and ugly.
I can do the robot.
You'd probably have alot easier time picking up chicks if you had his $.Quote:
Originally Posted by Usher
Agreed MB...very true my brutha! :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by MBaraso
well he was on jimmy kimmel live with a watch worth a little bit over 2 hundred grand...
What makes you think he's ugly?Quote:
Originally Posted by inheritmylife
Women you only dream of will suck him dry........
Quit hatin'.....it's too obvious! :)
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Shhh don't tell anyone, but usher is actually Michael Jackson in disguise! :D
Red
whats up with him showing his abs all the time, i mean yea, if i weighed 140 pounds, i'd look like that too...........usher sux
Yeah, that's the one thing I think is totally "gay" about a feature they had on him. They were saying, "if you want abs like Usher, blah blah"...............
Whatever, if you're a 150 lb. geek you better have abs!!!!!!
Now, at 250 that's saying something! (me for instance, lol)
Ethiopian looking muh-fuccas better have abs........the secret is music, drugs, dancing, meals few and far between.
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Ethiopian or not...that boy can dance...wonder which one can move faster...Usher breakin it off or an Ethiopian chasin a chicken?...thangs that make ya go hmmmm
Neither, I move the quickest when you call me up and invite me over for some "hot fries".Quote:
Originally Posted by VIXI
;)
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Yeah...move the fastest runnin in the other direction...I think you're scared of my hot fries...lol
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
That's cuz you keep moving. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by VIXI
Stay put and feel the heat. ;)
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ohhh VIXI got jokes swolecat..u gonna let her slide wat up wit that?
Sure, she can slide all she desires. :afro:Quote:
Originally Posted by LilVito469
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music to my ears....lol
We'll make sure we keep that music looped. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by VIXI
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Like lil John says....yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah..YEAH...Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
1/2 hour I tell ya, bet on that.........1/2 hour.........Quote:
Originally Posted by VIXI
Then you'll be sorry! :)
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gonna dance with me?...lol...."lady on the street...but a freak in the...oh yeah yeah
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
1/2 hour?? **** Swole you losing your stamina at your old age?? I would keep her up all night ;)
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Silly kids, always thinking about sex. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LeanMeOut
1/2 hour is actually the time-frame in which I'm meeting the beforementioned lady.
As far as stamina goes, I've got more wood than Tiger brutha.
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b b b b bring it
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
U know where to find me!Quote:
Originally Posted by VIXI
Currently in the beginning stages of b b b bringin' it.......
See u there. ;)
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
:lol:
Sex > *
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heh that was a nice rebuddle swolecat...