I'm open to suggestions for names for the gang. Please nothing with the words "homos", "fags", or "cocksuckers". In fact, let's just stay away from anything that might even bring to mind penis-munching. While we're at it, I also need help in figuring out how to get people to join my gang and then do whatever I tell them without questioning my authority. I'm thinking if I wear really bright clothing and lots of it that might help since people will think I'm weird and probably crazy. My underlings will be all, "Don't **** with that guy. In case you hadn't noticed, he's multi-hued."
I'll also need some sort of fancy weaponry, and it should definitely be eccentric as hell. I think what might even be best is if I were to get some sort of cyborg attachment wepaonry that's built right into my forearms. And I think I should wear chainmail because it's shiny and looks nice.
I'll need bitches. If I were attracted to hairy fat women then we'd definitely have some vicious scrappers in there but since I'm not I guess we'll have to do without. Instead, I'll opt for big tits, a tight ass, and of course a pretty face. Nothing less. Gang-leaders are pigs after all. I should know.
While I'm sure this post makes at least some sense, I have a feeling it's overall structure has been shabbily formed and for that I'm sorry. Don't worry though, I'll be appropriately reprimanded by the proper authorities. Namely, I'll go talk to my mom for a while until she calls me a moron. It won't take long.