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  1. 06-24-2004, 10:56 PM #1
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    We got a new dog

    Her name is Julie and I can totally take her in a fight. She weighs like 30lbs and is timid around people since she was used for breeding but no longer can. She's a Shetland sheepdog and I don't mind her at all. I think I'm going to egg her on a little to try and get her to try to usurp me in the family hierarchy. Fat chance bitch. Maybe I'll give her a quick jab or two to the face when she's not looking and if she even looks at me funny after that I'll take a running start and see how far I can kick her. I've always wanted to get into a full-on fight with a dog. A lot of people don't know this, but dogs have four legs. Not only that, but if you grab the rear two legs firmly then, with enough strength, you can hoist a dog over your head and then smash it brutally and repeatedly against a large, hard object such as a pole or a rock. I've never done it before, but I bet that if you do it right then blood and gross bits will coming flying out of the dogs mouth and other orifices.
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  2. 06-24-2004, 10:58 PM #2
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    Thanks for the laughter as always Nathan...

    We all needed it today!
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  3. 06-24-2004, 11:02 PM #3
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    Bow wow wow, yippy yo yippy yay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    Bow wow wow, yippy yo yippy yay.
    LMAO...a little George Clinton for you....

    Nathan has an 'Atomic Dog'
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    LMFAOOOOOOOOo
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    wow...that so just ****ed with me....
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    your a meand dude huh? i could never hit a little pup...especially if it was a pit bull or a rotty...
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  8. 06-24-2004, 11:12 PM #8
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    How come some people can't tell I'm only kidding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    How come some people can't tell I'm only kidding?


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    nah dont worry i know it was all in fun...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    How come some people can't tell I'm only kidding?
    Damm it!I was hoping you weren't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    How come some people can't tell I'm only kidding?
    I can tell, but that's cuz I know you're loco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    LMAO...a little George Clinton for you....

    Nathan has an 'Atomic Dog'
    Funkdoobiest did a decent tune like Atomic Dog.
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    I fought 2 rottweilers, and some crazy ass dog. It isnt very hard. its quite easy to snap their necks. and if you have any fighting background, a hard blow to the side of their skull knocks them out pretty good. ive never thrown them around tho.
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    hahahahahahahahahahah
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    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE !!!!!! somebody do something
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    Nathan do you live with your parents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Funkdoobiest did a decent tune like Atomic Dog.
    Yeah? I'll have to check it out bro....know the name?
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    I just wanned to say that i think one of my fishes is gay since it always hidding behind plants and makes sexual advances to the snails..
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