The steroid baby to be stripped of his "most muscular baby" title!!!!
According to reliable AR sources, the muscular baby has tested positive for anabolic steroids! Yesterday in an exclusive interview the Dancing Bananarevealed to this reporter that he witnessed the muscular baby's mother putting steroids in his 5pm milk bottle, prompting the "most muscular baby" judges to order a Pampers Steroid Test on the toddler. The results came back positive.
The nation is shocked as this baby is shamefully stripped of his tltle. When asked for his opinion, the Pink Elephantdeclared: "How embarassing! Imagine how cheated all those babies who looked up to him must feel! Oh the humanity of it all!"
This is reporter Winnie Trenbolone for "News not even good enough for The Onion"
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