Quick Joke of the Week

[LM1332]

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"

[SwoleCat]

Lmfao!!!!!

That's like one of the breast jokes I've heard in a while!


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[Blown_SC]

That was good bro....

Here's one too:

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

[sammyjoe]

Lmfao!!!!!

That's like one of the breast jokes I've heard in a while!


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who do i make my pray cloth out to?? swole jesus or swole jebus??

[Blown_SC]

Another....


A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying it is from the gentleman at a nearby table. She looks at the the man,
then at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her. It read: "Just so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage, plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my dick. Just send the wine back."

[LM1332]

Hahah that was good

That was good bro....

Here's one too:

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

[Blown_SC]

Last one...


One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out.
The ant asked, "What do I get in return?"
The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll have sex with you."
So the ant gets busy taking the thorn out. When he finally gets it out he looks up at the elephant and says "Here I come!".
The elephant thinks, "Let's just get this over with..." The ant climbs up and starts to work away. Just then a monkey overhead drops a coconut on the elephant's head.
"Ouch!" screams the elephant... the ant says, "Yeah, take it all b!tch!"

[bulldawg_28]

Heres one,

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar, the bartender says sorry we don't serve breakfast.

[kandyman]

Heres one,

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar, the bartender says sorry we don't serve breakfast.

booooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! im having swole jesus "unbless" you

[bulldawg_28]

****, I thought it was funny.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

A hott chick wearing a mini skirt and tube top is playin a round of golf one day and runs into the club house screaming to the manager that she was stung by a bee and doesnt know how to fix it. The manager calmly asks where this happend and she replies, "between the first and second holes." The manager says, "well thats easy, your stance is too wide."

[ttuPrincess]

Last one...


One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out.
The ant asked, "What do I get in return?"
The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll have sex with you."
So the ant gets busy taking the thorn out. When he finally gets it out he looks up at the elephant and says "Here I come!".
The elephant thinks, "Let's just get this over with..." The ant climbs up and starts to work away. Just then a monkey overhead drops a coconut on the elephant's head.
"Ouch!" screams the elephant... the ant says, "Yeah, take it all b!tch!"

that one was on Alley McBiel a long time ago.. and I still laugh to this day!

[Blown_SC]

that one was on Alley McBiel a long time ago.. and I still laugh to this day!

Yeah? For some reason I must have missed that episode

[Krunchtime]

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!! IF sigs were still here I would put that joke in it.

[dannyisaacs]

those jokes are good lol

[jkddave]

This beautiful woman is walking down the street, heading home late one night after work. As she walks by a dimly lit alley, a man with a gun jumps out and says, "Get down this alley now, B*tch!"
Frightened to death, she does as the man asks and she walks down the alley. As they approach a street light the man yells for her to stop and turn around. She turns around and faces the man. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra. She begs and pleads for him not to do this but he points the gun in her face and says he will kill her if she doesn't do it. So she takes her shirt and bra off and he begins to lick and fondle her breasts. He suddenly stops and tells her to take off her pants and underwear. She begs and pleads for him not to do this but again he points the guns in her face and says he will kill her if she doesn't do it. She again refuses his request. He points the gun at the sky and pulls the trigger. !!BANG!! Then he says the next one will be in her head if she doesn't take off her pants and underwear. She slowly starts to take off her pants and the man yells for her to hurry up. She then begins to slowly take off her underwear and again the impatient man points the gun at her and tells her to hurry up. She gets completely naked and the man tells her to spread her legs. She does what she is told and the man sees maggots and bugs crawling and dripping puss all over her p*ssy. So shocked and grossed out the man stumbles backwards and he drops his gun. The woman quickly picks up the gun and points it at his face and says, "NOW EAT MY P*SSY, *SSHOLE!"

[Jack87]

LMAO!!!

Good one bro...

[jkddave]

back ttt

[SwoleCat]

A hott chick wearing a mini skirt and tube top is playin a round of golf one day and runs into the club house screaming to the manager that she was stung by a bee and doesnt know how to fix it. The manager calmly asks where this happend and she replies, "between the first and second holes." The manager says, "well thats easy, your stance is too wide."

Now that's funny!

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[ttuPrincess]

back ttt

Im not sure what that meant

[SwoleCat]

Im not sure what that meant

Back to the top.......

AKA post whoring.

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[ttuPrincess]

Back to the top.......

AKA post whoring.

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you??? NEVER!!!!!!










whore

[Elliot]

This beautiful woman is walking down the street, heading home late one night after work. As she walks by a dimly lit alley, a man with a gun jumps out and says, "Get down this alley now, B*tch!"
Frightened to death, she does as the man asks and she walks down the alley. As they approach a street light the man yells for her to stop and turn around. She turns around and faces the man. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra. She begs and pleads for him not to do this but he points the gun in her face and says he will kill her if she doesn't do it. So she takes her shirt and bra off and he begins to lick and fondle her breasts. He suddenly stops and tells her to take off her pants and underwear. She begs and pleads for him not to do this but again he points the guns in her face and says he will kill her if she doesn't do it. She again refuses his request. He points the gun at the sky and pulls the trigger. !!BANG!! Then he says the next one will be in her head if she doesn't take off her pants and underwear. She slowly starts to take off her pants and the man yells for her to hurry up. She then begins to slowly take off her underwear and again the impatient man points the gun at her and tells her to hurry up. She gets completely naked and the man tells her to spread her legs. She does what she is told and the man sees maggots and bugs crawling and dripping puss all over her p*ssy. So shocked and grossed out the man stumbles backwards and he drops his gun. The woman quickly picks up the gun and points it at his face and says, "NOW EAT MY P*SSY, *SSHOLE!"

and there goes my breakfest..

[Beernutz]

Lmao at all those jokes...You guys are too much. all those jokes are kickass and ill be sure to tell my buddies..

[LM1332]

This should be a every friday of the week activity. We should all post our jokes on the Quick Joke of the Week Thread (Friday)

[Blown_SC]

This should be a every friday of the week activity. We should all post our jokes on the Quick Joke of the Week Thread (Friday)

Fuk bro...we should make a sticky, and ppl can just check it out when they're bored, or down....could prevent some of the shyt we've had around here lately

[LM1332]

Fuk bro...we should make a sticky, and ppl can just check it out when they're bored, or down....could prevent some of the shyt we've had around here lately

Totaly makes sence. Would be a smart thing to do. umm Cycleon