anyone else believe this crap, shes gettin married again to some dancer..... when will she realize her day in the sun is over...
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anyone else believe this crap, shes gettin married again to some dancer..... when will she realize her day in the sun is over...
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she u.g.l.y
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a dancer with a kid and another on the way. she can do better than a backup dancer. Id love to hit that.
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Ya I heard that on the news today. I guess the guy is her backup dancer. He is already in a serious relatoinship with some other singer and he already has one child with the forementioned singer and another bun in the oven.
What a fu(k'n mess.
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And she told me I was the only one!
Better get that Tat removed from my forhead - it says "Sucker"
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hey I'm not a dancer. And don't worry, all my AR bros are invited to the wedding.
P.S.- if any of you need an idea for a wedding gifts, juice is always apprieciated
deca your a bit late bud.. elliot started this thread on saturday.. lol.. and we have already established shes a moron if she goes through with this.. lol
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Originally Posted by NaturalBuff
Pffft...how about a chocolate covered pretzel?
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Its disgusting. I don't know why she is getting married again. I mean we all saw how the last one went. What a tramp. I wish that she would just grow up and not play all of these little games anymore with these little boys and really find someone. Not just get married becuase then more people would then talk about her. S.L.U.T....
Sorry but I really don't like her at all.
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she cant sing, its all machines, and her records dont sell as they used to, so she needs the attention, remember the halftime show, when all else fails, shock people
Female Member
HEHEHE that's for sure... But turst me I was not thrilled. She makes me sick.. :spudniknu
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which one? both for me, britney is great looking, great bod, but looks like a stuck up rich beoch
Female Member
She is so stuck up. and now even her little sister is on shows and acts the same way that she does. ONce again she makes me sick...... U know what she is not worth my complaints... When she first came out I liked her alot and they she turned into a slut and now all these young kids are doing the **** that she is doing. Even in her new video what doe sshe think that death is funny. I hope she get s abig law suit for that video. Kids look up to ther so much and are gonna think well if she does this and lives I can do it too. But once u die u are not coming back..... I hurts me to watch **** like that...... Now that I have ranted and raved (sorry)...
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yea she is trying to send stupid messages, seriously you have millions and millions of dollars, be happy and stop singing songs saying how hard life is
Respected Member
She's going to make such a beautiful bride.
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thank you for bring it up decabal, yes we are infact getting married this summer, i cannot share much more information though. shes seen me once dance on the song "like a virgin", bouncing my steroid ass around...like a virgin. and it was instant attraction i guess.
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cant she just shut up and sing? oh yea, she cant
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Just for the record Kevin (the guy she's marrying) was a back-up dancer for Justin Timberlake awhile back. Since then he's been unemployed.
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I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and **** cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a ****in problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my ****in' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to ****in god dude you ****in rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star ****, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my **** is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the ****
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the **** are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
**** the media, I got some suggestions
**** Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
**** D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(**** Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
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is mass hinting at his secert crush?
Anabolic Member
Shiiiiit....
I have enough problems of my own to be worried about some bimbo and her love life. What about me. What about Ronny?
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wasnt aware i was late, its good to finally see and admit shes a tard and piece of garbage..lol
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MASS JUNKIE
Do you like eminem? just wandering
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she getting with married to Joe shmoch.
Female Member
Hehehehehehe.........
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Female Member
You listen to Eminem much??????
BG
Anabolic Member
thank ya girlly.. i'll grow my mullet for you
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No, but the video was on while I was reading this threadYou listen to Eminem much??????
BG
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hey eminemfan are you really in miami.
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where is ttu, i declared war on her idol and ill be dammed if she isnt gonna fight back..lol
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no, I live in egypthey eminem
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I see someone's a Raven fan........LOL
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She is a slut. But sluts make the world a better place =). 1 vote here for britney dropping the f*ckin microphone and starting her long awaited career in porn. She's in the wrong **** business.
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wonder when she will be in playboy
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