what if we had feet for hands and hands for feet?

[itsallmental]

i hope this topic dont get deleted since im on a topic making spree, whatever you wanna call it but seriously.

do you know how frikken hard it would be to eat, open doors, drive, andddddddddddddddddddddddd DO ONE HANDED DUMBELL CURLS?!?!?

[UrbanLegend]

The board comedian positions are already taken by Mass Junkie and Nathan.....sorry bro.

[bad_man]

i hope this topic dont get deleted since im on a topic making spree, whatever you wanna call it but seriously.

do you know how frikken hard it would be to eat, open doors, drive, andddddddddddddddddddddddd DO ONE HANDED DUMBELL CURLS?!?!?

Is this a lame attempt at a Nathan impersonation?

[dirtdawg]

how could you whack it

[Spoon]

if thats the case il be whacking myself with my left foot!

[Elliot]

::shakes head::

[slamd097]

probably just as hard as it would be to delete this thread??!!....lol

Um...what would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?

[dirtdawg]

if thats the case il be whacking myself with my left foot!

i will use the right, it will be like a whole new person

[Juice a go-go]

How about picking your nose

[bubbathegut]

this is so funny

[Da Bull]

tisk ...tisk..

[dirtdawg]

How about picking your nose

forget about picking your nose, what about rubbing one off, imagine being on test and not being able to do that my chick aint around all the time

[Spoon]

how bout wiping your ass?

[bad_man]

It would make it harder to start lame threads.

[UrbanLegend]

Give him a break this is a valid question. He was on a posting spree before nathan made his thread.

As for the question, i guess it would be pretty hard to wipe ur ass

Hi Hoss

[Juggernaut]

Actually, and I've given this quit a bit of thought, but if I were to change one thing then I'd place the penis where the index finger on the right hand is and the woman's vagina on the top of the right shoulder. Why would I do that? Simple.....when you see a girl you might know you could TAP them on the shoulder and say "Hey, don't I know you? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Da Bull]

Actually, and I've given this quit a bit of thought, but if I were to change one thing then I'd place the penis where the index finger on the right hand is and the woman's vagina on the top of the right shoulder. Why would I do that? Simple.....when you see a girl you might know you could TAP them on the shoulder and say "Hey, don't I know you? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LMAOOOO

[Juice a go-go]

forget about picking your nose, what about rubbing one off, imagine being on test and not being able to do that my chick aint around all the time

Bawhahahahaha

[Juice a go-go]

Actually, and I've given this quit a bit of thought, but if I were to change one thing then I'd place the penis where the index finger on the right hand is and the woman's vagina on the top of the right shoulder. Why would I do that? Simple.....when you see a girl you might know you could TAP them on the shoulder and say "Hey, don't I know you? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AND they keep on coming

[Juggernaut]

LMAOOOO

Not only that DB but you could toss one off and if any one catches you you could just say "Hey, I'm popping my knuckles!" hahahahahaha And let's not forget it would also give a WHOLE new meaning to the Pull My Finger game!

[Da Bull]

Not only that DB but you could toss one off and if any one catches you you could just say "Hey, I'm popping my knuckles!" hahahahahaha And let's not forget it would also give a WHOLE new meaning to the Pull My Finger game!

bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa

[dirtdawg]

Not only that DB but you could toss one off and if any one catches you you could just say "Hey, I'm popping my knuckles!" hahahahahaha And let's not forget it would also give a WHOLE new meaning to the Pull My Finger game!

[decadbal]

what if AR stopped gettin stupid boring threads about something already covered in 4th grade....

[butterface]

If I had hands for feet. I would eat dinner with my feet on the table. I'm pimp slap hoes with round house slap to the face and if some sista came up to me talking jive I'd say talk to the foot.

[bad_man]

If I had hands for feet. I would eat dinner with my feet on the table. I'm pimp slap hoes with round house slap to the face and if some sista came up to me talking jive I'd say talk to the foot.

You refer to hitting women a lot. Are you really this ignorant?

[butterface]

You refer to hitting women a lot. Are you really this ignorant?

OK bro, pimp slapping hoes is a cliche. Its called a joke. Distinguish between jokes and reality.

[bad_man]

OK bro, pimp slapping hoes is a cliche. Its called a joke. Distinguish between jokes and reality.

Like this from another thread?

women want equal rights etc. They can take a beating now and again.

Yeah, those jokes are HILARIOUS!!

[limppimp85204]

Like this from another thread?



Yeah, those jokes are HILARIOUS!!

ouch

[itsallmental]

Actually, and I've given this quit a bit of thought, but if I were to change one thing then I'd place the penis where the index finger on the right hand is and the woman's vagina on the top of the right shoulder. Why would I do that? Simple.....when you see a girl you might know you could TAP them on the shoulder and say "Hey, don't I know you? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahah

[butterface]

Like this from another thread?



Yeah, those jokes are HILARIOUS!!

Yeah well someone thought it was funny in the other thread thus the joke was funny. You dont see me laughing at my own jokes. Lemme guess you wanna ban all professoinal comedians who make off color jokes. Why dont you ban all books while youre at it.