me and my bros went out last night, and i started talking to this chick, i think she was cute, or at least she was last night, so we started talking and wound up buying me a couple drinks, so i was thinking i am going to lay the jackhammer on this chick, so about an hour or so goes by, she starts touching my arms and stomach, and she keeps on touching me, so i think i am in,then and she whipped out the boyfriend card, so i said well he isnt here right now, then she goes, yeah he is, he just got here, he is right there, so i ask which kook is your boyfriend,so she pointed him out and it was this weisel dork skinny little sh*t, and i said you are choosing him over me, so she shrugged her shoulders and walked away, no happy ending here![]()