I was just watching Connan and there was this gag commercial he just ran, thought Id post a summary. It started out w/ a fat guy and the anouncer said "So youve tried dieting and exercise but still cant loose that extra 20lbs?" as the guy grabs a huge gut. "Then try Compare-A-Thin!" It was a company that sends two REALLY fat guys over to your house who follow you around to make you look comparitivly thin. They went to the gym and were doing steparobics and the original guy looked thinner with the two fatasses on either side. Then they went to a bar and the hot chick started talkin to the orig guy cuz she was disgusted by the fat guys. It showed the orig guy w/ two actually thin guys and it made a huge difference.
I also like when he drives his desk and when "Frankenstein wastes a minute of our time"