My wife has disappeared!

[Pale Horse]

My wife is a flake anyway but she calle this a.m. at work and gave me an earful of B.S. about nothing. She was supposed to go to work at 1:00 she left at 11:00 went somewhere, showed up at work said she was sick and now she is not at work and the kids thought she was at work , she left her cell phone at home. I need some seroius input on this, not stupid replys.

I don't care how mad you get when you lie to your husband, your, employer, and your kids that just F*cking wrong! I don't know what to think. How would you handle this one? Serious responses please.

[jbigdog69]

Is this the first time??

[SwoleCat]

This isn't a serious response, and I'm sorry, but perhaps Brian11 stole her?



~SC~

[SwoleCat]

My wife is a flake anyway but she calle this a.m. at work and gave me an earful of B.S. about nothing. She was supposed to go to work at 1:00 she left at 11:00 went somewhere, showed up at work said she was sick and now she is not at work and the kids thought she was at work , she left her cell phone at home. I need some seroius input on this, not stupid replys.

I don't care how mad you get when you lie to your husband, your, employer, and your kids that just F*cking wrong! I don't know what to think. How would you handle this one? Serious responses please.

On a serious note, it sounds like she's cheating.

Or she could simply be picking up items at the grocery store to make her feel better, only you can't call her because the celly is at home.

Keep calling home.

~SC~

[mass junkie]

Shouldnt you be out looking for her? You have my support but not much else I can do from here ya know....

[LeanMeOut]

This isn't a serious response, and I'm sorry, but perhaps Brian11 stole her?



~SC~

But on a serious note hope everything turns out ok bro


<<LMO>>

[Pale Horse]

Yes the first time. I feel like leaving work and hunting her down. I'm glad she isn't near me right now I feel like biatch slapping her (never have) but would like to.

[Maraxus]

Stay calm bro. Try to stay calm. And have her explain herself when youre alone with her tonight. Sounds really shady to me bro. She left her cell at home???? That is a dead give away that something shady is going on. WOMEN NEVER FORGET THEIR CELLPHONES UNLESS THEY ARE DOING SO INTENTIONALLY.

[cpt steele]

Bro take care of the kids and wait is all you can do......

[Pale Horse]

I know she said before she hung up on me that her cell was dead and she was glad and wasn't bringing it!

[Money Boss Hustla]

You don't have enough information to say she's cheating. Find out where she was...but start keeping an eye on her behaviour.

If you really want to be sure...take her panties (that she wore today) in for semen analysis. I think they can detect other things too ie) lubricants from condoms

[Lozgod]

I'd beat the **** out of her. However thats not my advice to you. I say kick that girl to the curb.

[Master Pain]

My wife is a flake anyway but she calle this a.m. at work and gave me an earful of B.S. about nothing. She was supposed to go to work at 1:00 she left at 11:00 went somewhere, showed up at work said she was sick and now she is not at work and the kids thought she was at work , she left her cell phone at home. I need some seroius input on this, not stupid replys.

I don't care how mad you get when you lie to your husband, your, employer, and your kids that just F*cking wrong! I don't know what to think. How would you handle this one? Serious responses please.

if she is flaky as you say i would be gettin my money and shiit in order for the big one someday or she will have it all and you will be living in your car if she dont get it that too. if she is cheating and you catch her she will get real mad because you caught her and with women they dont like being caught cheationg because there always the ones saying they hate guys that do and when its turned its bd very bad just be ready or you will be sorry

[LeanMeOut]

I'd beat the **** out of her. However thats not my advice to you. I say kick that girl to the curb.

Dude it's his wife lol....


<<LMO>>

[Lozgod]

Dude it's his wife lol....


<<LMO>>

Still, he can curb her. Just needs to have a good lawyer.

[jbigdog69]

Yes the first time. I feel like leaving work and hunting her down. I'm glad she isn't near me right now I feel like biatch slapping her (never have) but would like to.

If you feel she is cheating there are ways to find out. When she takes her panty's off tonight. Snag them and send them to one of those guys that search for sperm other than yours.

[Master Pain]

start taking some stuff of value and hiding it and take your money and bury it the more she cant get the better, i hope i dont turn to this someday bro

[Lozgod]

WOMEN NEVER FORGET THEIR CELLPHONES UNLESS THEY ARE DOING SO INTENTIONALLY.

I agree 100%.

[Pale Horse]

Well if she's cheating I already have told her many times in the past if you wanna go, go but if you cheat I think I am capable of killing you and I f*ucking mean it! I don't go for that ****! We have six kids (blended family) been together for 5 yrs.

I took my ex-wife back to court myself and got custody of my son acting as my own atty. my wife is too stupid to do that if she tried **** I'd bury her in legal bills until she gave ME everything I wanted and begged for mercy. I AM PISSED!

[LeanMeOut]

Still, he can curb her. Just needs to have a good lawyer.

LOL.... hey Loz I got a smiley for you (I know this is off topic)





<<LMO>>

[cpt steele]

one of those guys that search for sperm other than yours.

J is this the techinical name for the this service?

[mass junkie]

WOMEN NEVER FORGET THEIR CELLPHONES UNLESS THEY ARE DOING SO INTENTIONALLY.

Sure they do.....you must of not read where he wrote that theyre married and have kids

[Maraxus]

Sure they do.....you must of not read where he wrote that theyre married and have kids

WHOOPS. Man do things really change that bad once you have kids bro?

[SwoleCat]

J is this the techinical name for the this service?

I am sure Kobe Bryant could tell you.

~SC~

[Lozgod]

LOL.... hey Loz I got a smiley for you (I know this is off topic)





<<LMO>>

Cool thanks. Best gift I recieved all year.

[mass junkie]

WHOOPS. Man do things really change that bad once you have kids bro?

of course....not saying its bad....just priorities in life change...

[Pale Horse]

Yes, they think they have you by the balls! The fu*cked up thing is she comes home last night with a story about a co-worker friend who is seeing someone behind her husbands back but they are just "friends". I called my Bro this morning cause it was his wife and said "do you know this guy is he okay? My Bro said yes I didn't have the heart to tell him what my wife told me. WTF??? MAJOR MELTDOWN COMING.........

[Juggernaut]

In all seriousness your best and only recourse is too wait till she comes or calls home. Worrying about it isn't going to help matters at all. When you get home take the kids out to eat to take their mind off it and give her a little time to think in case she gets back while your all oout.

[jbigdog69]

J is this the techinical name for the this service?

Do a search ...wife cheating test for cum

[NoobJuice]

get a lawyer and a P.I. and get her ass for adulty........ I mean if this is indeed whats going on. That way you can be sure she wont get a fukn dime.

[SwoleCat]

Do a search ...wife cheating test for cum

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

~SC~

[Commando_Barbi]

I'd say its time for the serious "or else" talk. Straighten up OR ELSE get the HELL OUT.

Doesn't sound like shes setting a real good example for her kids at this point, not much of a wife...so what is the loss?

[Commando_Barbi]

Hmmmm try and make sure you got your chit together when you talk to her....don't do something that's gonna get you in Jail!

[Lozgod]

The fu*cked up thing is she comes home last night with a story about a co-worker friend who is seeing someone behind her husbands back but they are just "friends"..........

I'm "friends" with a few "involved" females.

[Pale Horse]

Barbi that's good advice. What do I say or ask withour her blowing up? Anyway I slice it she will try to turn it around on me.

[jbigdog69]

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[Lozgod]

Barbi that's good advice. What do I say or ask withour her blowing up? Anyway I slice it she will try to turn it around on me.

No matter what you ask she is gonna lie, do you really think there is a way to ask her thats gonna make her tell you what she doesnt want you to know??? I have cheated and been involved with enough women that had a man at home to know you only have 3 choices.
1. Go with your gut.
2. Become a PI and catch them in the act.
3. Stay with them and always have that doubt.

[jbigdog69]

Ya'll thought I was fukin with ya'll

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[Pale Horse]

All of you bros on here I guarantee are mostly like me, if she was cheating you would go insane and kill if not her, someone nearby. Even if she not cheating she is up to no good spending money we don't have etc.. it's wrong to lie. Believe it or not I don't lie I take it like a man and get my lumps over with if I screw up. I hate a F8cking liar!

[Lozgod]

All of you bros on here I guarantee are mostly like me, if she was cheating you would go insane and kill her

You got me pegged.