I need a baby's momma

[Lozgod]

I am not even close to wanting to be in a relationship, but I am 30 and have no kids, so when I go my legacy is gone with me. However heres the catch22.
I mess with younger females like 18-22 that aren't fit to be mothers IMO, and the type of girl that would want to have a kid and be a responsible mother would probaly want a relationship. So whats a player to do??????
Any ladies have any advice on how to have your cake and eat it too?

[anaBROLIC]

dude how many percocets u take tonight? lol

[SV-1]

When it comes to kids, "Just say no".

[Lozgod]

dude how many percocets u take tonight? lol

None, I woke up in no pain. I am just bored, but dead serious, this question has been plagueing me lately. I need a mini-Lozgod.

[Lozgod]

None, I woke up in no pain. I am just bored, but dead serious, this question has been plagueing me lately. I need a mini-Lozgod.

But no Mrs Lozgod.

[anaBROLIC]

i was just kiddin bro, just got back from the bars.. im a bit tipsy...

[Lozgod]

i was just kiddin bro, just got back from the bars.. im a bit tipsy...

No you weren't you were dead serious, you got a ****ing problem..... j/k j/k

I knew you were kidding bro. Now tell me how to knock up a goodie goodie without a commitment.

[SV-1]

Now tell me how to knock up a goodie goodie without a commitment.

If you want it to be yours, the only way I know is to rent a surrogate mother.

[Lozgod]

If you want it to be yours, the only way I know is to rent a surrogate mother.

Well I would want them to take it on the weekends so it wouldn't cramp my lifestyle. I think that a surrogate mother wouldn't do that, plus it has to be of my sperm, and I want to have sex with her, and she has to be hot so my kid isn't ugly.

[VIXI]

doesn't happen....only way you end up without the possible female commitment problem is if you knock up a lesbian who will let you have something to do with his life or you buy one of the black market...at least that way you can pick out a boy....but then it won't be your direct descendant of course...I just don't see it Loz...sorry sweetie...

[SV-1]

Well I would want them to take it on the weekends so it wouldn't cramp my lifestyle. I think that a surrogate mother wouldn't do that, plus it has to be of my sperm, and I want to have sex with her, and she has to be hot so my kid isn't ugly.

You're gonna make a good dad.

[VIXI]

why don't you just make up a pretend kid?...everybody's doin it

[Lozgod]

only way you end up without the possible female commitment problem is if you knock up a lesbian ...

I stay away from lesbians, last one burnt me. No lie true story. Plus you are right, it has to be a direct descendant. I don't have a problem meeting these types of girls, I just have a problem caring about them after I get what I want.

[Lozgod]

why don't you just make up a pretend kid?...everybody's doin it

Nah I need a real one.

[VIXI]

do you have a hot chick you're just friends with?

[Lozgod]

do you have a hot chick you're just friends with?

Yeah I have a few and I sleep with all of them, but they would make crappy mothers.

[VIXI]

you're sh it out of luck sweetie...I know you don't want to have the girl commitment...but ya know the child is going to be a big commitment too right?...i say buy a dog and give him your last name...that's as good as it's gonna get

[Lozgod]

you're sh it out of luck sweetie...I know you don't want to have the girl commitment...but ya know the child is going to be a big commitment too right?...i say buy a dog and give him your last name...that's as good as it's gonna get

Maybe I'll just commit and keep a few young girls on the side. Do it Tony Soprano style.

[abstrack]

from reading your posts and judging from your intelligence I would strongly suggest to do society a favor and do not ever reproduce,
























































j/k buddy!

[Lozgod]

from reading your posts and judging from your intelligence I would strongly suggest to do society a favor and do not ever reproduce,

j/k buddy!

Yeah but the world needs guys like me for the wives of guys like you. j/k j/k

[Blown_SC]

Yeah but the world needs guys like me for the wives of guys like you. j/k j/k

Bahaah that is so true!

[abstrack]

Yeah but the world needs guys like me for the wives of guys like you. j/k j/k

If i was married you could have the bitch. take the kids too if you dont mind

[VIXI]

I can see you don't have baby fever like Loz...LMAO...Loz's biological clock is ticking...lol

[Lozgod]

I can see you don't have baby fever like Loz...LMAO...Loz's biological clock is ticking...lol

Yeah, I must be ovulating.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Sorry to burst your bubble bro...but 99.999999% of the Good Girls are taken.

The other .00000001% are in the Arctic.

[abstrack]

I can see you don't have baby fever like Loz...LMAO...Loz's biological clock is ticking...lol

no but i have some latina fever and some chica fever all the time.,lol

[Lozgod]

no but i have some latina fever and some chica fever all the time.,lol

Latina fever is a tough one. Take 2 Puerto Ricans and a Cuban and call your doctor Monday morning.

[bubbathegut]

get ya 2 bananas and go to town on them

[Lozgod]

get ya 2 bananas and go to town on them

Very good info as usual bubba.

[VIXI]

i didn't get it?...what are we doing with the bananas?

[bubbathegut]

the downside is child support for 18 years, and if you have a girl, you are going to keep on trying for the lozgod boy, who knows she might have all girl triplets, ouch...

[Lozgod]

the downside is child support for 18 years, and if you have a girl, you are going to keep on trying for the lozgod boy, who knows she might have all girl triplets, ouch...

Yeah almost every female I deal with tries to jinx me and sais she hopes I have a daughter one day and she meets a guy like me.

[SV-1]

i didn't get it?...what are we doing with the bananas?

Bubba is whoring again.

Banana style....... a-fu*king-gin.

[bubbathegut]

i am a fu king? what. i dont know kung fu

[Lozgod]

i am a fu king? what. i dont know kung fu

Your custom name should be bananathegut.

[SV-1]

Your custom name should be bananathegut.

Or simply "Whore".

[Lozgod]

Or simply "Whore".

bananathewhore

[bubbathegut]

Your custom name should be bananathegut.

hahahaha, i love it, that would be awesome....

[RON]

You can have my Babies momma momma.

[SV-1]

bananathewhore

I like it!