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  1. 07-18-2004, 04:14 PM #1
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    Rambo's Douching Tips

    1. Put a few drops of liquid soap in the douche bag and fill with luke warm water.

    2. Insert the tip of the douche just a few inches into the vagina and gently squeeze the bag.

    3. Repeat the process with clear water.

    4. Clean and dry your douche kit.

    5. ALWAYS use an unscented, dye-free, antibacterial soap, such as Dial. If you cannot find a soap that has no dye or scents, please find one with the least irritants possible.

    6. Call Mass Junkie.
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  2. 07-18-2004, 04:18 PM #2
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    Lmfao!!!!

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  3. 07-18-2004, 04:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    6. Call Mass Junkie.
    Addendum:
    7. Send used douche to Mass

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  4. 07-18-2004, 04:25 PM #4
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    dang rambo........ that just ain't right........

    funny......... but bad.....
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    rambo, you scare me
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    But why would the girl want to call Mass back? He's the one causing this procedure in the first place....just seems wrong
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  7. 07-18-2004, 05:05 PM #7
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    Lmaooo
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    Thanks for sharing............
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  9. 07-18-2004, 05:59 PM #9
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    sorry yall im uncircumcised... the ability to build up smegma is just a bonus!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    sorry yall im uncircumcised... the ability to build up smegma is just a bonus!!!
    Next time I'll kick your sisters head a lil harder...
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  11. 07-18-2004, 06:05 PM #11
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    this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

    whoever posted this is a bonehead
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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog
    this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

    whoever posted this is a bonehead


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat


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    Ditto


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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog
    this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

    whoever posted this is a bonehead

    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog
    this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

    whoever posted this is a bonehead
    Yeah, I call for a .


    Just amazing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    sorry yall im uncircumcised... the ability to build up smegma is just a bonus!!!


    Dude I was eating chees for f*cks sake when I read this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMC78


    Dude I was eating chees for f*cks sake when I read this.
    Brie or cheddar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Yeah, I call for a .


    Just amazing...
    aww come on ramby! You have to look past this guy because he doesnt understand you like we do. He'll catch on some day. Just tell him to hold your belt loop for awhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog
    this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

    whoever posted this is a bonehead
    Screw sending it to Mass... Send it to this dude... PRIORITY with signature waived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrDezel
    Screw sending it to Mass... Send it to this dude... PRIORITY with signature waived.
    Good idea...

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    guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint
    Asshole...
    I WAS trying to eat...
    Fvck that makes me shiver...
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    Quote Originally Posted by birddog
    this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

    whoever posted this is a bonehead
    whhooaaa do you eat pussies with some raisins and wine????
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint
    its like the smeel of boilling piss with shiit in it... must be interresting
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    pussies in the morning after waking up = grill cheese sandwhiches
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint

    YUK!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce willis
    pussies in the morning after waking up = grill cheese sandwhiches

    BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    All the neighbors heard that laugh!!

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    I started laffing as I read the title to this in the lounge.
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  29. 07-20-2004, 07:47 AM #29
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    There's a Mansford Man song about this isn't there?

    Rambo, do you need a steady hand for this? Even at my age I've yet to try this....generally i let the ladies handle this on there own. hahaha
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  30. 07-20-2004, 09:04 AM #30
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    What kind of douche-bag do you prefer? "nathan's extra special" ?
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    if they are drunk or just open to suggestion, i would try the gardne hose and the lawn tech.. lay her down spread eagle and swish..... its the pressure that lets you know its gettin clean..
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