hey atleast he stays out of my panties.. lol j/k
hey atleast he stays out of my panties.. lol j/k
Retired Vet
Hmm... I don't think the test that CS takes would allow that..Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
(I don't mean that he wears them either, so no comments from Ron are needed
)...
Banned
i dont have time for panties...they just get in my wayHmm... I don't think the test that CS takes would allow that..
Community Veteran
A style of heeled shoe adorned by women all over...
And yes, this makes me gay
You said it not me
<<LMO>>
Retired Vet
You said it not me
<<LMO>>
Female Member
LMAO!!!A style of heeled shoe adorned by women all over...
And yes, this makes me gayso I'm weak
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
I am realy a chick. Ron come here and inspect this.
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
BTW I will let you know about a couple of our female members in October. Ladies please forgive me for the fill up but I am doing some research for the board.
Retired Vet
Glad to see I wasn't laughing aloneLMAO!!!
Anabolic Member
yeah well my imaginary internet girlfriend can beat up your fake girlfriend!!
blown dont worry.. I laughed as I read it out loud to CS.. and then as I had to go to the closet to show him what a pump is.. lol
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The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
How did that go CS. Closet and pumps are a little to freaky for me but if you like that kind oif stuff go ahead.
Can you guys see it. CS walking into the closet saying what the hell were you talking about?
Retired Vet
Yes, that is actually pretty funny...
So I'm assuming he came out of the closet with full knowledge of ladies footwear? How...thuper...duper...
Anabolic Member
Heres mine, shes a singer.
quit lying.. we all know YOU dont have a girlfriend
Anabolic Member
OK we are just ****ing. Even better.quit lying.. we all know YOU dont have a girlfriend
ok much better
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Eh hem.....wtf am I
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
Eh hem.....wtf am I
Will you be my fake internet girlfriend. I am feeling left out.
NOpe sorry mart your to late.. she asked me to be hers in another thread a few days ago..
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
NOpe sorry mart your to late.. she asked me to be hers in another thread a few days ago..
Wll piss on yall. I will just go make one up on my own.
Here, how about her?
Yeap. I love her.
beautiful mart .. so beautiful!!
Anabolic Member
this has got to be one of the best threads ive read in a while. you guys are killing me here. oh yeah im a girl lol
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
Will you be my fake internet girlfriend?
Princess you shut up. I asked first.
Retired Vet
I knew it all along... I mean come on... a VW?
JP bro...
EDIT: That girl ever call you back?
Anabolic Member
Ouch my brain hurts after writting that...
Must hurt badly cus 'writing' only one 't' in it.
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Sorry Martha - Im already taken. Sick of jackass men that play games so I'm switching sides for a while. CS already signed off...something about liking to watch so what the hellNOpe sorry mart your to late.. she asked me to be hers in another thread a few days ago..
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
That slighly turned me on but I am still upset. You don't have to like me or even touch me. Just tell me you love me everyonce in a while. I'll just lie to everyone about our sex life. I lie about me and princess all the time.Sorry Martha - Im already taken. Sick of jackass men that play games so I'm switching sides for a while. CS already signed off...something about liking to watch so what the hell
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
OK Mart....I don't want to have you feeling left out. Besides you are technically a woman.....so I'll bend the rules for you!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
It's official. Barbi, Princess and myself are an item. Could yall please send me nude picture to pu in my avatar?
Anabolic Member
WTF!
Anabolic Member
yeah yeah the vw thing lol, and to think i was at a VW show all weekend.I knew it all along... I mean come on... a VW?
JP bro...
EDIT: That girl ever call you back?
hmm about that girl calling me back. well she never called my phone, but she called the other girl i hooked up withs phone and was like WTF. then they both called me to hang out but i told them i had plans. im gonna wait till i actually hang out with that **** girl and then ill post up what happens.
on a better note, i did get laid saturday night lol. 19 year old ukranian girl from my apartment complex. ive known her since she was 11 lol. and ever since she turned 18 she hangs out with me and my friends. we always hook up and **** when we are out but this time she slept over cause she was going to the car show with me the next day. well needless to say i laid down the smack on her, twice!!!!! after all of that we went to sleep at like 4am then woke up at 730am for the car show lol
Anabolic Member
yeah sure why not lol. how about so noone feels left out we all just have a big poly family lol
Female Member
well dang it.....i'm left out now........you guys are so mean ...that just leaves RON for me.......Mart i'm hurt deeply........and blown and jcstomper.......i'm soooooooooo un-loved
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Retired Vet
Awesome... simply put...
Cars and ladies... doen't get ANY better my brutha!
Retired Vet
I love no one... except myself. Thank-you.
Anabolic Member
i didnt know you wanted any love, i got enough for everyone
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
OK OK OK. I'm sorry baby girl.
Its official. PPLT, Barbi,Princess,JC and myself are an item. It looks like I can get rid of my cycle slut. I don't know if I will have enought to go around for this group.
Female Member
awwww thanks jc........will you be my internet boyfriend....???
lol
blown.....you blow baby!!!
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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