Best Stripper Story

[spywizard]

No i didn't get all bad ass on anyone..

batchelor party, upscale clud.... we had our own little area, and the girls kept coming over to visit us..

anyway.. 1 girl stayed and just wanted to talk, and dance.. then just talk, adn grind... my buddy started rubbing her feet.. like "your feet must hurt in those heels"... so she is laughing, and we are all talking to her saying a bunch of nothing... when my buddy, (the one rubbing her feet) starts sucking on her toes.. she gets this big grin on her face, and starts laughing, but he just keeps at it..

She was clean, and pretty, and all.......... but danm... a stripper's foot. too much for me.......

[inheritmylife]

It's your duty to never let him live that one down. Ever.

[Maraxus]

Man feet are just repulsive to me bro. Dont have a good stripper story though. Sorry

[Mart651]

What drunk buddies do always kills me. I never have a camera when I need one.

[mass junkie]

Well...all I can say is that who ever said that there is no sex in the champagne room is full of it.....Maraxus you need to go with me to stir bro....and soon

[spywizard]

the clubs here are upscale... (but we still have the bar strippers... for the toothless wonders)

and most of the girls are college kids... (at least they want you to think that..)

The cluds charge the girls $450 per night they are performing.. everything above that they keep.. big money for the girls.

[Maraxus]

Well...all I can say is that who ever said that there is no sex in the champagne room is full of it.....Maraxus you need to go with me to stir bro....and soon

[medic23]

You guys ever been to Centro? I think its in Hiallea or Homestead, thats supposed to be a true whorehouse. I like T's lounge in Palm beach.

[co2boi]

If you have enough money, you can get sex in pretty much any room. It's really up to the girl, how far she will go, how well you are at negotiating, and how deep your pockets are

[Juggernaut]

No i didn't get all bad ass on anyone..

Bachalor party, upscale clud.... we had our own little area, and the girls kept coming over to visit us..

anyway.. 1 girl stayed and just wanted to talk, and dance.. then just talk, adn grind... my buddy started rubbing her feet.. like "your feet must hurt in those heels"... so she is laughing, and we are all talking to her saying a bunch of nothing... when my buddy, (the one rubbing her feet) starts sucking on her toes.. she gets this big grin on her face, and starts laughing, but he just keeps at it..

She was clean, and pretty, and all.......... but danm... a stripper's foot. too much for me.......

Look on the bright side....he could have been sucking YOUR foot! eeewwww!

I got no cool stripper stories......I've only been a few times for batchelor parties and such.......even then everyone thinks I'm a bouncer......even the bouncers.

[Mart651]

I wouldn't let one of those girls suck my dick. Pay for sex. Hell no. Not this cat. Might as well go buy a whore.

[Blown_SC]

Nice one Spy, but that is nasty to lick a stripper's toes lol...

For my 19th birthday last January I was at a nice club, and got to drive a remote controlled truck with a huge schlong into any oriface I wanted to ...I was soo drunk, it took me 10 minutes to manage the truck close enough to take a run at her ..
She was the Budweisser 2002 girl... f-in hot as hell!

[medic23]

I went to a Goldfingers once with my boss from Golds. He was buying me dances and drinks and steak dinner and all. In the middle of one of my dances this rough ass bouncer walks in and says "come with me sir." I thought I was gonna be beat up for being too handsy with the girl or something. I was preety nervous following the guy out the door. He had those colliflour ears and scars all over so I knew he was a fighter, I was getting ready to book as soon as I got the chance. It turned out my boss was doing yay and offering it to the strippers for sex. We went back to his hotel and ordered some whores but the sun was coming up and they werent gonna be there for an hour and I was getting sober so I left. I always wondered why this boss was so cool and spent so much money on me that night. A few months later I found out that he was bisexual. It kinda freaked me out, thank god I left the hotel when I did.

[Blown_SC]

I went to a Goldfingers once with my boss from Golds. He was buying me dances and drinks and steak dinner and all. In the middle of one of my dances this rough ass bouncer walks in and says "come with me sir." I thought I was gonna be beat up for being too handsy with the girl or something. I was preety nervous following the guy out the door. He had those colliflour ears and scars all over so I knew he was a fighter, I was getting ready to book as soon as I got the chance. It turned out my boss was doing yay and offering it to the strippers for sex. We went back to his hotel and ordered some whores but the sun was coming up and they werent gonna be there for an hour and I was getting sober so I left. I always wondered why this boss was so cool and spent so much money on me that night. A few months later I found out that he was bisexual. It kinda freaked me out, thank god I left the hotel when I did.

That's messed up bro...

[Lozgod]

I went to a strip club and met a girl there, I would never give her a dime whenever I went and I would talk really greasy to her. So we started hanging out, eventually I moved in with her, spent her money on me, met another stripper at the club across the street and left the first one. Messed with that one for about a year and left her where I found her. The first one was 24 and the second one was 19.

[Mart651]

I went to a strip club and met a girl there, I would never give her a dime whenever I went and I would talk really greasy to her. So we started hanging out, eventually I moved in with her, spent her money on me, met another stripper at the club across the street and left the first one. Messed with that one for about a year and left her where I found her. The first one was 24 and the second one was 19.

I see someone is a liar. This is the lounge. I am pretty sure you said you were not coming back.

[Lozgod]

I see someone is a liar. This is the lounge. I am pretty sure you said you were not coming back.

Well there isnt any women anywhere else so I changed my mind. You guys are still dark and twisted and evil though, that was the truth.

[Spyder]

What's wrong with having a foot fetish? ...I used to be hardcore into feet when I was in my teens, but now, not anymore. They just don't do anything for me. ...but I still do check them out, some girls have the cutest feet, with them french pedicure's. wow!

[spywizard]

What's wrong with having a foot fetish? ...I used to be hardcore into feet when I was in my teens, but now, not anymore. They just don't do anything for me. ...but I still do check them out, some girls have the cutest feet, with them french pedicure's. wow!

true to all you said...

Picture this... a pretty girl, 22.. 5'4" 105 lbs.. in stockings, white panties, and white 6" heels..open toe.. she rubs up against guys all night.. is on her feet for for 9 hours.. and you suck on her toes in front of all your friends......

Priceless.........

[Pale Horse]

In my previous life I knew a bunch of them. The three that come to mind are: One night this hot black chick (I'm) white that I gave my number to at a strip club like 2 months before called me at like 2am and I was sleeping and wanted to come over. I said sure, she came over we did the nasty and she left (that happened a couple of times with her) no strings, pretty cool.

Two: a threesome with 2 strippers that I had known but not seen for years and ran into at a bar one night it was awesome they were all over me and kissing each other and all the guys in the bar were looking at me like they wanted to kill me. (the women of course looked on with disgust) after the clubs closed we rented a room.

Three: There was another gal a tall blonde that was close to 6' tall that asked me out, I knew right away that she was trying to play me. She came over to my Apt. and took off all her clothes and we started fooling around my neighbors were on their balcony (a bunch of guys) so I asked her to come out and say hi, which she did naked. Pretty soon all the balconys were full! Then I got an emergency call from the 2nd shift and was on the phone talking to the foreman so she jumps up on the back of my couch and is doing the splits naked! I can't concentrate cause I'm lookin at her and all of the sudden Bam she falls off backwards on her ass, too funny! After that night she asked me to get her a credit card in my name....... RIGHT!

That was years ago, I was a manwhore heathen.

[medic23]

yeah

[Lozgod]

Actually, and you can back me up on this, it isnt hard to bag a stripper, they are people too. You just have to stand out in a good way from the other idiots that patronise them.

In my previous life I knew a bunch of them. The three that come to mind are: One night this hot black chick (I'm) white that I gave my number to at a strip club like 2 months before called me at like 2am and I was sleeping and wanted to come over. I said sure, she came over we did the nasty and she left (that happened a couple of times with her) no strings, pretty cool.

Two: a threesome with 2 strippers that I had known but not seen for years and ran into at a bar one night it was awesome they were all over me and kissing each other and all the guys in the bar were looking at me like they wanted to kill me. (the women of course looked on with disgust) after the clubs closed we rented a room.

Three: There was another gal a tall blonde that was close to 6' tall that asked me out, I knew right away that she was trying to play me. She came over to my Apt. and took off all her clothes and we started fooling around my neighbors were on their balcony (a bunch of guys) so I asked her to come out and say hi, which she did naked. Pretty soon all the balconys were full! Then I got an emergency call from the 2nd shift and was on the phone talking to the foreman so she jumps up on the back of my couch and is doing the splits naked! I can't concentrate cause I'm lookin at her and all of the sudden Bam she falls off backwards on her ass, too funny! After that night she asked me to get her a credit card in my name....... RIGHT!

That was years ago, I was a manwhore heathen.

[Maraxus]

true to all you said...

Picture this... a pretty girl, 22.. 5'4" 105 lbs.. in stockings, white panties, and white 6" heels..open toe.. she rubs up against guys all night.. is on her feet for for 9 hours.. and you suck on her toes in front of all your friends......

Priceless.........

Nasty fcuker.

[spywizard]

Actually, and you can back me up on this, it isnt hard to bag a stripper, they are people too. You just have to stand out in a good way from the other idiots that patronise them.

and never give them money........

[Lozgod]

He treats most of them liike dirt but it seems to work.

Well thats how you treat all women if you want to get a lot of pussy. I try to tell people that but they think I am full of chit.

[spywizard]

Well thats how you treat all women if you want to get a lot of pussy. I try to tell people that but they think I am full of chit.

no they dont... just the ones that want to be and live in the 50's...

different values, that's all..

keep the faith..........

[Lozgod]

no they dont... just the ones that want to be and live in the 50's...

And the pretty ones.

[medic23]

Well thats how you treat all women if you want to get a lot of pussy. I try to tell people that but they think I am full of chit.

I agree 100%, I just have to learn to be better at it. Im trying and I know Ill get it soon enough.

[Lozgod]

I agree 100%, I just have to learn to be better at it. Im trying and I know Ill get it soon enough.

I got it down to a science bro. Enjoy.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=112967

[damiongage]

I walked into this stip joint in Milwaukee with 2 Marine Corp buddies. They were hitting on this one chic all night and I was like what ever, and just shooting pool.
later that night she came u to me and started talking( I am also a big believer in treating women like **** to get some play)so I said "where you taking me to breakfast?" She asks "where you want to go?" So I says "out of town somewhere so my girlfriend doesn't see us." It is now 8 years later and we are still happily married, with a 7 year son, house in the suburbs.

this is my stripper story......all true by the way

[Blown_SC]

I walked into this stip joint in Milwaukee with 2 Marine Corp buddies. They were hitting on this one chic all night and I was like what ever, and just shooting pool.
later that night she came u to me and started talking( I am also a big believer in treating women like **** to get some play)so I said "where you taking me to breakfast?" She asks "where you want to go?" So I says "out of town somewhere so my girlfriend doesn't see us." It is now 8 years later and we are still happily married, with a 7 year son, house in the suburbs.

this is my stripper story......all true by the way

Holy shyt bro... that's pretty cool!
Congrats on the 8 years bro...

[damiongage]

Holy shyt bro... that's pretty cool!
Congrats on the 8 years bro...

thanks...

I am the exception......not the rule

[w_rballs]

funny story abotu strippers. me and a bunch of buddies went to the club for mine and my other buddies 18th birthdays. while we are there, this one stripper is hardcore hitting on my one dude ( and i know when they are hitting on u jsut trying to get u to throw them money and ****) but my buddy was on X and didnt know what to do. she was all grabbin his dick and everything looking like she was gonna molest him in the middle of the club then she asked him what he wanted her to do to him, and he goes " can u give me a backrub?" ****ing moron. ahhaha funniest **** i ever seen. u should have seen the look on her face when he said that

[inheritmylife]

funny story abotu strippers. me and a bunch of buddies went to the club for mine and my other buddies 18th birthdays. while we are there, this one stripper is hardcore hitting on my one dude ( and i know when they are hitting on u jsut trying to get u to throw them money and ****) but my buddy was on X and didnt know what to do. she was all grabbin his dick and everything looking like she was gonna molest him in the middle of the club then she asked him what he wanted her to do to him, and he goes " can u give me a backrub?" ****ing moron. ahhaha funniest **** i ever seen. u should have seen the look on her face when he said that

That's friggin great!

"Ummm, how much for a foot massage?"

[co2boi]

there he goes with the feet **** again

[palme]

If you have enough money, you can get sex in pretty much any room. It's really up to the girl, how far she will go, how well you are at negotiating, and how deep your pockets are

Paying for sex...what kind of a loser does that? Sorry mass...

[Juggernaut]

Paying for sex...what kind of a loser does that? Sorry mass...

He doesn't have much chioce in the matter........midgets need money too. hahahaha He might have better luck if he were hetro.

[palme]

Or tryed animals...

[Juggernaut]

Or tryed animals...

He has....but his little legs can't run fast enought to catch them. I told him to buy a tranq gun or something. hahahaha

[decadbal]

now u wonder, how many BJs shes given and the nut dripped down on her feet...lol