No Tip Paranoia

[Lozgod]

I didnt tip the delivery driver last time and I want to order a Turkey sub on a low carb wrap but I am scared the guy that I didnt tip last time might bring it and spit on it. I remember one of my first jobs out of prison was deliverying pizzas and when I had to go in to the projects they never tipped and they wanted exact change back or you might get shot, so I used to spit all over there pizzas. I hope karma isnt real.

Am I just being paranoid?

[Psychotron]

No, id get some nast swamp nuts sweat on there then give it to you. dick

[trailrider38]

i dont know what to say

[Aboot]

Never spit on pizza when I delivered pizzas while I was in university, but I did drop one outside of an apartment building where it flipped out of the box and fell on the ground. I just picked it up, picked off the gravel and delivered it.

What's the lesson? What you don't know can hurt you, but who the **** cares as long as it tastes good. Order the sub.

[Lozgod]

. dick

No flaming that is mean.

[Bruce willis]

one time i had to pay the dominoes guy 10 dollars, and i didnt have the money so i found all the change i could. I gave the guy 3 singles and 7 dollars in dimes and nickels and shut the door on him without tip. He spent liek 5 minutes on my porch counting it. I ordered their again and i hoped i didnt ge the same delivery guy but i did. When i got the order, the guy said to me " I put some extra blue cheese in their for u"

[Lozgod]

For the record those project people were dirty nasty low lifes buying pizza with their welfare money and they never tipped and talked to you like chit, they deserved it.

[Isaiah1SAS]

C'mon, Loz. DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES ! Get some rocks and go kill a bird or something. Hunt in the alley for stray meat dishes. Look for fresh road kill. What ever you do-- cook it yourself. PEACE OF MIND. I knew this guy once who taught me a little song. He only had one lung 'cause the other one got blown out by a 7.62 but he could still grass drill and sing. He taught everyone how toget dinner whenever we went group walking.

A yellow bird,
with a yellow bill.

Sat upon,
my window sill.

I lured him in,
with bits of bread.

And then I crushed,
his little head.

Get your own dinner and cook it. Peace of mind, bro.

[Lozgod]

Good advice, but I live in the city, I would have to eat a stray cat or something. Go to the park and kill a squirrel.

C'mon, Loz. DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES ! Get some rocks and go kill a bird or something. Hunt in the alley for stray meat dishes. Look for fresh road kill. What ever you do-- cook it yourself. PEACE OF MIND. I knew this guy once who taught me a little song. He only had one lung 'cause the other one got blown out by a 7.62 but he could still grass drill and sing. He taught everyone how toget dinner whenever we went group walking.

A yellow bird,
with a yellow bill.

Sat upon,
my window sill.

I lured him in,
with bits of bread.

And then I crushed,
his little head.

Get your own dinner and cook it. Peace of mind, bro.

[decadbal]

i swear loz, soon as i get to where i sorta like you, u go and show your a POS bro... dam do the right thing for once in life..

[mass junkie]

this thread reminds me of the opening scene of resovoir dogs

[Lozgod]

i swear loz, soon as i get to where i sorta like you, u go and show your a POS bro... dam do the right thing for once in life..

Bro that was like 7 or 8 years ago, I was a different person then.

[decadbal]

o ok...good...lol i hope your alot different now bro

[Lozgod]

o ok...good...lol i hope your alot different now bro

Well my vocational abilities have moved beyond delivering pizzas.

[decadbal]

we all aspire to grow brotha..lol

[Spoon]

treat people how you want to be treated, its only human nature for them to do that but hope they dont for your sake

[damiongage]

why didn't you tip him???

[decadbal]

he did, with his little yogurt slinger...lol

[Maraxus]

That's just wrong bro. I try to tip all the time to delivery guys. They put up with a bunch of ****, and although sometimes they do charge for delivery, it isn't the guys fault. He's got a ****ty job, and he's gotta put up with ****ty people. I at least try to give him a dollar and the change everytime I tip for delivery. And ****ing with peoples food is wrong bro, and anyone who does it is a coward and a pussy.

[Lozgod]

why didn't you tip him???

I didnt have enough on me, I was fixing this computer stand and forgot to run to the MAC and had to pay him in change.

[Lozgod]

And ****ing with peoples food is wrong bro, and anyone who does it is a coward and a pussy.

No there are some scumbags that deserve it. Think long and hard I am sure you can think of some people you would like to do something worse than that to.

[Maraxus]

Bro, thats the pussy way to handle things, if youve got a problem with someone just stand up and confront the situation. You can't lower yourself to their levels bro. Thats what seperates you from them.

[Lozgod]

Bro, thats the pussy way to handle things, if youve got a problem with someone just stand up and confront the situation. You can't lower yourself to their levels bro. Thats what seperates you from them.

OK I was 23 years old and fresh out of prison, I had a different attitude then, I would never do that now, if I had to deliver pizzas at 30yo I would do something to my own food so I could drop dead and not have to go on anymore.

Look at the dancing banana ---->

[Maraxus]

Well im 24 . But, yeah I understand where youre coming from though, sorry if I am a little touchy on this though

[Red Ketchup]

All I can suggest is order somewhere else bro...

I always tip... I was lucky to never work as a delivery dude or waiter, but my sister supported herself thru college as a waitress and those tip-jobs have to be the worse crap in the world. Yuck...

Tipping delivery people also does wonders for service... there is this chicken place I order from once a week or every 2 weeks. I tip the delivery dude real good and you would not believe how quickly I get my orders... (with everything nice and HOT!) I guess they remember you.


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