Got a new job.. but whoops, i dropped the ball

I just got a new job driving a forklift, and was supposed to start today. Out of about three strong possiblities this one called first which, not suprising, is the one I wanted the least. The pay was crap and I really didn't like the supervisor and the place just seemed a bit odd to me. (For some reason they said my first two weeks I was going to be paid by a temp agency)

So I set my alarm clock at 4:30, the job starts at 6 AM. So I wake up today, I look at the alarm clock and it says 5:55 AM. WTF??!!! I am quite puzzled why I didnt wake up in time. So I look at the alarm clock and I set it to 4 PM!

I just said aww f*ck that place, so I take a shower and head to the gym to do some cardio, lol..

Guess it wasn't meant to be bro. :)

good for you...........

**** it! Now who's going to load truck number 5? These dildos are't going to just walk to Ohmaha you know? hahahaha

Ahhh fuk'em bro....U can stand on the corner with a sign that says "Will work for roids." :lol: :lol:

OG

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Originally Posted by OGPackin

Ahhh fuk'em bro....U can stand on the corner with a sign that says "Will work for roids." :lol: :lol:

OG

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:lol:

You could always whore yourself put, I heard the hours are good

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Originally Posted by cpt steele

You could always whore yourself put, I heard the hours are good

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plus the pay is good too :dg:

lol lifes short bro, another ****ty job will come along..

LOL thats the way champ

f*ck work bro, it sucks

LOL. thats the great part about ****ty jobs. there'll always be another one.

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Originally Posted by Tony Soprano

I just got a new job driving a forklift, and was supposed to start today. Out of about three strong possiblities this one called first which, not suprising, is the one I wanted the least. The pay was crap and I really didn't like the supervisor and the place just seemed a bit odd to me. (For some reason they said my first two weeks I was going to be paid by a temp agency)

So I set my alarm clock at 4:30, the job starts at 6 AM. So I wake up today, I look at the alarm clock and it says 5:55 AM. WTF??!!! I am quite puzzled why I didnt wake up in time. So I look at the alarm clock and I set it to 4 PM!

I just said aww f*ck that place, so I take a shower and head to the gym to do some cardio, lol..

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Lot's of openings in commercial truck driving. They will train you and pay over $200.00 per week before taxes. EVERYTHING in the US depends on trucking. There is such an industry wide shortage that if more Arabians, Central Americans, Romanians, Indians, etc. don't come work here there may be a truck driver DRAFT or compulsory service. If you haven't driven LA with gas tanker splattered on the 101 at La Brea, dead law enforcement at El Cojon Pass, USMC Harriers buzzing cold food storage in Yuma, High speed 80,000 GVW truck chases, drug dealing, prostitution, knife wielding in Ontario, Sat Uplink, and sat surveillance, 50 plus vehicle pile-ups, and lemming-like vehicles plummeting off washed-out bridges you should give it a try. Admission, drinks and popcorn to Hollywood blockbusters would burn through $200.00 in three or four days. If you drive-- you come out money ahead. Hookers are only $7.00 on the Texas border.

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Originally Posted by Tony Soprano

I just got a new job driving a forklift, and was supposed to start today. Out of about three strong possiblities this one called first which, not suprising, is the one I wanted the least. The pay was crap and I really didn't like the supervisor and the place just seemed a bit odd to me. (For some reason they said my first two weeks I was going to be paid by a temp agency)

So I set my alarm clock at 4:30, the job starts at 6 AM. So I wake up today, I look at the alarm clock and it says 5:55 AM. WTF??!!! I am quite puzzled why I didnt wake up in time. So I look at the alarm clock and I set it to 4 PM!

I just said aww f*ck that place, so I take a shower and head to the gym to do some cardio, lol..

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How about an up-date on your job hunt ?

How many here are 'between jobs', re-training, chronicly unemployed, being investigated for smuggling AS and unemployable, have the government scrambling to hide their dirty deeds, are gearing-up for a new mercenary deployment, suffering from mad-cow disease, job hunting in Soldier of Fortune magazine, remembering shooting at Los Angeles area rioters with fondness, and/or are starting a new job ?

Sorry to hear that bro…Don’t sweat it, lame jobs come a dime a dozen. You could do what I do, which is a job of quality and integrity and not to mention a valuable service to society, being an honored and respected crossing guard with the Stop Sing in one hand and the Whistle in the other. God loves the Crossing Guards! :spudnik4:

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Originally Posted by Fat Guy

Sorry to hear that bro…Don’t sweat it, lame jobs come a dime a dozen. You could do what I do, which is a job of quality and integrity and not to mention a valuable service to society, being an honored and respected crossing guard with the Stop Sing in one hand and the Whistle in the other. God loves the Crossing Guards! :spudnik4:

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Cross Walk Guards rule !!!

I was Sergeant of the Cross Walk Guard in elementary school. I was promoted to that lofty position from ordinary cross walk guard after narcing on the Sergeant of the Cross Walk Guard as I caught him jumping the play ground fence in violation of Cross Walk Guard Rules. Cross Walk Guards rule !!!

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Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS

How about an up-date on your job hunt ?

How many here are 'between jobs', re-training, chronicly unemployed, being investigated for smuggling AS and unemployable, have the government scrambling to hide their dirty deeds, are gearing-up for a new mercenary deployment, suffering from mad-cow disease, job hunting in Soldier of Fortune magazine, remembering shooting at Los Angeles area rioters with fondness, and/or are starting a new job ?

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I just interviewed with a company yesterday and it went well. There are two jobs out there that I can prolly get, both teamster union jobs so the pay is decent. One offers tuition reimbursement too.

The job where I slept in actually called me the next day and left a message asking what happened, rofl.. I taint called them back yet and I doubt i will!! Im just working a temp job now, pays the bills plus I get to laugh at all the out geeks there.

Laughter does good like a medicine. You've made me laugh at you. Good hunting !!!

that wasnt very smart