this explains it all....

[DADDYDBOL]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.................

No Jesus,
No Christmas,
No television,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo,
No jambalaya

NO ICE COLD BEER.. In fact no beer at all!!!



Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your
wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She
smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better
disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!



I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[dirtdawg]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.................

No Jesus,
No Christmas,
No television,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo,
No jambalaya

NO ICE COLD BEER.. In fact no beer at all!!!



Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your
wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She
smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better
disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!



I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

and NO TEST

[monstercojones]

you forgot slutty girls at bars....

[Phillyboy1]

hahahahha.... i think you may be on to something. put it in a letter and send it to osama or one of the other idiots over there. i mean sh-t with one of them things id be pissed lol

[dirtdawg]

hahahahha.... i think you may be on to something. put it in a letter and send it to osama or one of the other idiots over there. i mean sh-t with one of them things id be pissed lol

i have all those things and i am still pissed off

[dirtdawg]

Steroids are legal in most middle eastern countries

to bad there not legal in california

[UrbanLegend]

to bad there not legal in california

Yep......that is to bad. They should be legal in Oregon and Idaho too.....and they should keep going after that....

[dirtdawg]

Yep......that is to bad. They should be legal in Oregon and Idaho too.....

i agree, i think we might have something here

[twosocks40]

and NO TEST

They don't even have gyms. At least I've never heard of one over there. Maybe I'll start a franchise, muhamads gym. Then when it's full, I'll blow it up, blame one of them and collect insurance. I get rich and I just killed a bunch of A holes.

Just kidding


-B

[Animal Cracker]

All reasons to have a suicidal disposition!

[Spyder]

are they allowed to 69? ..... screw it, why would u even want to

[Prime]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.................



No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart,
No Home Depot,

No gumbo,
No jambalaya

?

whats a tailgate party? is walmart like woolworths? Is home-depot like Homebase? What is gumbo and jambalaya?

[decadbal]

yea its a shame the hole they dug for themselves..

[Spyder]

are the women allowed to shave their vagina's?

[Pale Horse]

It is a humorous post but it captures the truth. They have nothing to look forward to live for except the "afterlife", thus they are maniacs.

[Matt Foley]

It says nothing about flying airplanes into buildings, os I guess thats ok, but they cant eat bacon.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

whats a tailgate party? is walmart like woolworths? Is home-depot like Homebase? What is gumbo and jambalaya?

I dunno if youre sereous, but here goes. Tailgate parties are at foot ball games where every one puts a grill in the bed of a pick up and gets wasted in the parking lot, few make it in for the actual game. WalMart is the super department discout mega retail chain, way bigger than woolworths. Home Depot is a home improvement warehouse. Gumbo and jambalaya are cajun dishes, a whole lotta $hit in a pot and cook it up.

[Prime]

I dunno if youre sereous, but here goes. Tailgate parties are at foot ball games where every one puts a grill in the bed of a pick up and gets wasted in the parking lot, few make it in for the actual game. WalMart is the super department discout mega retail chain, way bigger than woolworths. Home Depot is a home improvement warehouse. Gumbo and jambalaya are cajun dishes, a whole lotta $hit in a pot and cook it up.

i was being serious. I saw one of those tailgate parties on the telly in a programme called around the world in 80 raves. The engilsh group that were on it found it really funny, because these 20yr olds were going out and getting drunk in a carpark one said it reminded him of being 14 again . Then the cops showed up and half got done for underage drinking. I figured gumbo was a kinda soup or something i had an image of oxtail soup with fish heads for some reason.

[UnNaturalBuff]

I thought Wal-mart was the whole reason they hated up. That **** store can rot in hell, sorry to all the female's out there..........any my old lady will never read this thread, lmao