I just came across this nugget.
http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
I just came across this nugget.
http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
OMG too funny....and sad all at the same time
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
How classic is that?? That blond can rape me anytime by the way!!
Senior Member
some of them are just FUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHLLLLYYYYYYYY.
That blonde chick has piercing blue eyes.....
Naturally perfect
the last one only flashed! LOL i wanna how the little blonde raped someone!
Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by Prime
I'll never tell, sniffle.
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Same here. Probably was some under aged kid.
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
I'm partial to Most likely to be mistaken for Jabba the Hutt
She's HOT!
Banned
That is hilarious! Maybe deca has come across a couple of em.....
Senior Member
man I wouldnt mind getting raped by that blonde one
Senior Member
yes thats probably the test talking
Senior Member
Lmao
F.I.L.F.
I like the blond one too, the problem is there is only one of her and many more of those ugly, scary lookin m-fers that would scar us for life. Getting raped by the blond would be like hitting the lottery. I don't have that kind of luck.
Anabolic Member
She's really a HE...Still wanna be raped?
Senior Member
you're a lying SOB dont kill my fantasyShe's really a HE...Still wanna be raped?
Anabolic Member
fine print:
These are actual registered sex offenders in the state of Georgia. Don't email me and ask me who Gloria Bunker Stivic is either. If you really don't know, go to google image search and look up all in the family and she is the blonde chick. Not responsible for any loss or damage caused by the viewing of this page. Thanks to progoth for the idea. i love you progoth.
Anabolic Member
Dang! Shes pretty hot....
Least likely for you to mind being raped by
Lauren Annette Summers
Age: 23
Crime: Statutory Rape
Any idea when shes gettin out...
OG
F.I.L.F.
OG you don't stand a chance, you're way to old for her bro!
Banned
It seems you need to take a number my friend..Dang! Shes pretty hot....
Any idea when shes gettin out...
OG
Anabolic Member
they all make serena williams look good, but she already does to money boss hustler
Anabolic Member
Hey now, but i still look good....But i dont look 10 thats fer sure...
OG
F.I.L.F.
The fact that you shave all you body hair might be a plus...maybe you could pull it off.
Senior Member
if she was chraged with statatory rape then she likes the youngens!Hey now, but i still look good....
OG
Anabolic Member
She didn't rape anyone. Statutory rape is consensual sex between someone over a certain age and someone under a certain other age. It varies from state to state. In CT, it's 1 person over 18 and the other under 16.
F.I.L.F.
Yes but the crime is still called statutory RAPE! I didn't say it johnny law did.
Anabolic Member
uhuh, thats why i said i dont look 10....
OG
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
If you look 16 or younger she'd probably do you.uhuh, thats why i said i dont look 10....
OG
Anabolic Member
Alright i may have a shot then...
OG
Respected Member
Crazy.
Rosie Member
Wtf?
Anabolic Member
friggin hilarious
The Dally Lama
Lauren Annette Summers, 23 year old teacher's aide in Georgia, and Debra LaFave look-alike, was arrested for having sex with two 14 year old boys at the school where she worked.
Police said they have evidence Summers was having sex with a number of 16-year-olds but she will not be charged because those students are not underage.
16 year olds are fair game in Georgia? Did you get that she had sex with a number of 16-year-olds as well as the two 14 year olds?
What's going on with hot women getting jobs in high schools and then seducing the boys? (See also) That never happened when I was in school.
what a sicko
I wanna meet her, and talk to her about what she is doin wrong..... I want to take her out to dinner and talk about it ... get some booze in her to get her to really open up and then talk at my place in the dark in my bed ... so she is comfortable.
im sick too OMG!!
Last edited by Dally; 07-27-2004 at 04:04 PM.
Anabolic Member
crazy how girls who look like that could get any man but they want 14 year old boys
The Anabolic Assassin
if i was 14 and that chick wanted to use me, i'd tell everyone i knew, but i wouldnt have filed a complaint. that kid will be respected by every member of his high school class more than any of his comtemporaries. good for him. i cant imagine what it must be like for that chick in prison though...
Senior Member
missed that part. sooorrry!uhuh, thats why i said i dont look 10....
OG
The Dally Lama
I banged her too.
sooo tight.... in terms of buying me candy after of course.
Anabolic Member
You don't have to, it's criminal. It's the state vs. that chick. You could testify that it was totally consentual, but she'd still get statutory rape.
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Lauren Annette Summers
Age: 23
Crime: Statutory Rape
That girl needs to come over here and rape me...
Anabolic Member
man..there are some lookers in there!
Anabolic Member
I think it's a control / ego issue or something. I was thinking the same thing, cause that other teacher that got busted sucking a kids nutts was hot too.
I mean WTF, I gave my teacher apples and **** and still didn't get head. I think the government covertly hires these hot ass nymphos to encourage kids to come to school. I need to talk to my boss, I need some fuggin encouragement to come to work. Motivate me with a hot young temptress!
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