Had to knock a joker out tonight.

[Lozgod]

I decide to take a solo trip to AC tonight. I was in a good mood in spite of losing 53 dollars (big deal). I walk down the boardwalk after leaving the casino. So anyway anyone that knows me knows I will talk to any female walking past me that I find attractive.
So this hot hot hot ass puerto rican babe comes walking towards me, and I'm all gee'd up color coordinated looking delicious as always, I dont know any other way to do it, anyway she is dead in my grill, like I know she wants me to holler, I dont see her man is about 5 feet to the right of her, I thought they were seperate by the way she was undressing me with her eyes. Anyway I say, "wassup girl you can get it" and she looks like she is about to melt, so her boyfriend steps up and is like pissed, and I try to be apoligetic as I can but it isnt in my nature so he isnt hearing it and I just put up a cocky smirk and turn my back to him. I was on my way home anyway so I am walking to the parking garage and this pussy follows me talking mad **** and he sais faggot ass white boy I'll **** you up. So I turn around, the only person that can see us is the hot dog vendor. I say wassup then and start stepping towards him, he runs up and cocks back and I just straight jabbed him in his chin and it was over. I dont know where his girl was but I wish she was there because I would of took her back up the AC Expressway with me, hit it, and then tell her I got to work in the morning, but knocking that clown out felt good enough.

[georgie24]

good ****!

[Dally]

That was ME YOU BASTARD !!!!

owww, my poor little chinny chin chin.


AHHAHAHa
nice story.... and yah that wasnt me, in case your wonderin, which I know your not.

so, omit the last line.

laterrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[PrairieDawg]

thats awsome bro. only bad part is I bet he ran to his 'chicka' and told her how he beat you up, lol

[Lozgod]

thats awsome bro. only bad part is I bet he ran to his 'chicka' and told her how he beat you up, lol

I hope he isnt one of those guys that take their manhood crushings out on their woman. That would suck for her.

[Lozgod]

Fight stories are the bomb, I love hearing them so anyone feel free to post any good ones in this thread.

[PrairieDawg]

I got a million. I'm too tired to tell them right thou. I'm going to bed

[Animal Cracker]

justice

[iNvid]

good **** loz

[MMC78]

I was in a fight with a guy chef's outfit. He was 5'2" @ 140, I just laughed.

[thetank]

when i was 17(about 5'4/a buck 50) i got spun around and one punched by a 21 year old 6 ft 220 lb rower..because his nickname was "tank" as well. thats about as far as my fighting experience goes.

[skinjob]

i love it when someone picks a fight with me. i warn them, they never listen, i hurt them.

[spywizard]

Fight stories are the bomb, I love hearing them so anyone feel free to post any good ones in this thread.

Fight stories are cool??

man we have had our different opinions.. but ....

you mean like this one...

Parking lot fight... Iranian swings at me, i drop to 1 knee and drive my right full force into his groin, he goes to the ground, i begin kicking his face in with my pointed cowboy boots.. my buds pull me off him and get me back to the dorm before the MP's can get there..

or

Smart ass says to me what up bich?? and i punch him in the chest so hard it breaks a rib for him??

or

Dislocate the guys shoulder and bruise his kidneys from punching him so many time and so hard in the back while i held him down by sitting on him...

so these things are all things i have done in the past.. I am not proud of them, nor were any of them over a woman, or my disrespectful actions..
my point is one day, you will find that little guy, or girl that will put an end to your ways... permanetly...

So you be safe... I know this won't change your actions, or your ways... but with age and wisdom come maturity..

Good luck with all that...

[PrairieDawg]

Fight stories are cool??

man we have had our different opinions.. but ....

you mean like this one...

Parking lot fight... Iranian swings at me, i drop to 1 knee and drive my right full force into his groin, he goes to the ground, i begin kicking his face in with my pointed cowboy boots.. my buds pull me off him and get me back to the dorm before the MP's can get there..

or

Smart ass says to me what up bich?? and i punch him in the chest so hard it breaks a rib for him??

or

Dislocate the guys shoulder and bruise his kidneys from punching him so many time and so hard in the back while i held him down by sitting on him...

so these things are all things i have done in the past.. I am not proud of them, nor were any of them over a woman, or my disrespectful actions..
my point is one day, you will find that little guy, or girl that will put an end to your ways... permanetly...

So you be safe... I know this won't change your actions, or your ways... but with age and wisdom come maturity..

Good luck with all that...

man you're a dirty fighter

[RATM]

and I'm all gee'd up color coordinated looking delicious as always, .

thats the best part of the whole story....

[skinjob]

RATM hahaha sweet

[Blown_SC]

I'm all gee'd up color coordinated looking delicious as always, I dont know any other way to do it.

LMFAO... Loz keeps it way real...

[Juggernaut]

I don't fight over pussy....period. A chicken leg or samich yes but puss nop way. haha

[Jack87]

Cowboy boots?????

Didn't see that part coming...

he goes to the ground, i begin
kicking his face in with my pointed cowboy boots..

[jbigdog69]

I decide to take a solo trip to AC tonight. I was in a good mood in spite of losing 53 dollars (big deal). I walk down the boardwalk after leaving the casino. So anyway anyone that knows me knows I will talk to any female walking past me that I find attractive.
So this hot hot hot ass puerto rican babe comes walking towards me, and I'm all gee'd up color coordinated looking delicious as always, I dont know any other way to do it, anyway she is dead in my grill, like I know she wants me to holler, I dont see her man is about 5 feet to the right of her, I thought they were seperate by the way she was undressing me with her eyes. Anyway I say, "wassup girl you can get it" and she looks like she is about to melt, so her boyfriend steps up and is like pissed, and I try to be apoligetic as I can but it isnt in my nature so he isnt hearing it and I just put up a cocky smirk and turn my back to him. I was on my way home anyway so I am walking to the parking garage and this pussy follows me talking mad **** and he sais faggot ass white boy I'll **** you up. So I turn around, the only person that can see us is the hot dog vendor. I say wassup then and start stepping towards him, he runs up and cocks back and I just straight jabbed him in his chin and it was over. I dont know where his girl was but I wish she was there because I would of took her back up the AC Expressway with me, hit it, and then tell her I got to work in the morning, but knocking that clown out felt good enough.

That was a good dream...better lay off that pipe...

[Mart651]

I don't fight over pussy....period. A chicken leg or samich yes but puss nop way. haha

Only reason you don't fight over oussy is because it has been so long since you got any you don't remember how good it is.

I hate you the most.

[palme]

I hate you the most.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!




So you beat up the hot dog vender? Didnt he have mustard?

[Carlos_E]

Fighting is ignorant and ghetto. Why fight when you can higher someone to do it for you.

[Maraxus]

It is ignorant, but if some asshole is coming at you, what are you gonna do run, take the punch, or defend yourself?

[Red Ketchup]

I had a fight with the ketchup bottle the other day... darn thing wouldn't open! I beat the crap out of it but to no avail

I ended up having to eat my fries dry! (oh the humanity!)

Red

[Mart651]

Fighting is ignorant and ghetto. Why fight when you can higher someone to do it for you.

Not all of us roll like you do.

[palme]

I had a fight with the ketchup bottle the other day... darn thing wouldn't open! I beat the crap out of it but to no avail

I ended up having to eat my fries dry! (oh the humanity!)

Red

We have yellow ketchup over here.

[hercules88]

We have yellow ketchup over here.

well we have green, phucked up huh?

[bigbouncinballs]

just to play devils advocate, even though she was checkin you out, it was you that was throwin your game at another man's woman. if he won't take the apology then yeah, give it to him, but you were in the wrong first. i cant stand people who are so rude and disrespectful to pick up on a girl while she's with her guy.

[PrairieDawg]

"wassup girl you can get it"

naw guys this is the best part of the story. I cant beleive that works

[Lozgod]

just to play devils advocate, even though she was checkin you out, it was you that was throwin your game at another man's woman. if he won't take the apology then yeah, give it to him, but you were in the wrong first. i cant stand people who are so rude and disrespectful to pick up on a girl while she's with her guy.

Honestly, I swear they didn't seem together, he wasn't next to her, he looked like he was doing his own thing.

[skinjob]

Fighting is ignorant and ghetto. Why fight when you can higher someone to do it for you.

is that before or after you hire someone to check for typos in your posts Carlos?

heeheehee soz couldnt resist it...i will burn

[Carlos_E]

is that before or after you hire someone to check for typos in your posts Carlos?

heeheehee soz couldnt resist it...i will burn

Suck it skinjob. I'll tell you when to stop.

[skinjob]

Bigbouncinballs might have a point actually.... after all how would you feel if it were you Lozgod?

Personally I never slime on women, with or without men. I let them slime on me (thats women not chaps), its all so painless that way.

As for fighting, i enjoy it immensely. when the opponent is well matched. i can totally relate to the situation you describe where the chap goads you and clearly demands a good beating. sometimes they get what they ask for eh.

[skinjob]

sorry Carlos, couldnt help myself

[cpt steele]

I would have jacked him too. I dont ever go and fit someone can say whatever they want look at me cross eyed whatever. But as soon as the words do you wannnnnn I smack or I no the situation is not going to resolve itself with words I smack em. If someone touches me I smack em. But I hardly ever ever get into fights anymore.

I got into a scrap a month or so ago with soem guy who grqabbed my dates ass. I didnt ask him to not do it again or even agknowledg he did it, except when I dropped an overhand right on him and locked his silly ass up with a wrist lock and dragged him outside. Long of the short of it he wont go smelling roses anytime soon and he wont raise his right hand for a cab for while.

I am not tough guy nor do I condone or promote fighting, but I hate rudeness

[Fat Guy]

You go Tyson!
I got beat up by a black girl in the fifth grade. She did the black girl windmill on my head and I was defenseless. But I been lifting ever since...I think I can take her now...maybe...not sure and its kind of scary to think about it!

[Phillyboy1]

philly represent, represent, sent........

[cpt steele]

You go Tyson!
I got beat up by a black girl in the fifth grade. She did the black girl windmill on my head and I was defenseless. But I been lifting ever since...I think I can take her now...maybe...not sure and its kind of scary to think about it!

You never know she may be like Ali's daughter

[bubbathegut]

wow kinda like a mike tyson fight, too bad u didnt get paid 26 mil for 30 seconds of work