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    Looking For that Special Someone?

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    Wow, u can see that gettin' UGLY quick!

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    LMFAO!!!!!

    To write to women, it costs $3.00 per addy.

    To write to men, it's free!

    Double standards behind the gates too............

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    doesnt say what they are in for!

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    Location:**California
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    Date of Birth: *2-15-80
    Release Date:*6-2005
    Height:*5'3"
    Religion:*Lutheran
    Do you have children:*N/A
    Do you smoke:*No
    Sexual Preference: Male
    Do you want mail from both sexes:*No
    Education:*Diploma, Medical School
    Occupation before prison:*Surgical Technologist
    Activities in prison:* Volleyball, Aerobics, Reading

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    Some of them girls are hot, just got to beat their drug habits out of them and break them of their criminal behaviors.

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    Nothing like looking at personal ads with a RELEASE DATE!!!!!



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    "I enjoy long walks in the park and stabbing my boyfriend repeatedly while he sleeps"

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    Looks like a slightly less attractive trish stratus

    Location: Connecticut
    Race: Hispanic
    Age: 26
    Release Date: 7-28-08
    Height: 5'7"
    Religion: Catholic
    Do you have children: Yes
    Do you smoke: Yes
    Sexual Preference: Male
    Do you want mail from both sexes: No
    Education: Yes
    Occupation before prison: English Teacher (was she sleeping with her students? )
    Activities in prison: Work in drafting as clerk, like to play soccer and go to the gym.
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    would have been more interesting if they had listed thier convictions.........
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    This girl is a gem if she didnt have a kid. Sorry baby I can deal with the felony, I cant judge I have a few myself, but the kid ruined it for us. Its over.




    My name is Nicole and I'm interested in finding a male companion willing to crate a friendship/relationship through penmanship. My expected release date is 9-2-04. I'm honest, outgoing, adventurous, love to travel, love computers, intelligent, bi-sexual, love sex and being spontaneous. In finding a friend I'm wanting honesty, loyalty, outgoing, intelligent, non-judgmental on my circumstances, race and age is not important. I'm very lonely, love to write yet have no one to write me. Lonely girls need love too.

    Location: Texas
    Race: White
    Age: 20
    Release Date: 9-2-04
    Height: 5'5"
    Religion: Catholic
    Do you have children: one 4 year old boy
    Do you smoke: Yes
    Sexual Preference: Bisexual
    Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
    Education: GED, year of business college
    Occupation before Prison: Network operations technician
    Activities in prison: College prep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    "I enjoy long walks in the park and stabbing my boyfriend repeatedly while he sleeps"

    BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

    Likes music, dancing, doing lines, armed robbery, extortion, grand larseny, occassional bank heists, and standardized purse snatching for a late night quick fix.

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    Saw that, the bi-sexual was the big selling point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    This girl is a gem if she didnt have a kid. Sorry baby I can deal with the felony, I cant judge I have a few myself, but the kid ruined it for us. Its over.




    My name is Nicole and I'm interested in finding a male companion willing to crate a friendship/relationship through penmanship. My expected release date is 9-2-04. I'm honest, outgoing, adventurous, love to travel, love computers, intelligent, bi-sexual, love sex and being spontaneous. In finding a friend I'm wanting honesty, loyalty, outgoing, intelligent, non-judgmental on my circumstances, race and age is not important. I'm very lonely, love to write yet have no one to write me. Lonely girls need love too.

    Location: Texas
    Race: White
    Age: 20
    Release Date: 9-2-04
    Height: 5'5"
    Religion: Catholic
    Do you have children: one 4 year old boy
    Do you smoke: Yes
    Sexual Preference: Bisexual
    Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
    Education: GED, year of business college
    Occupation before Prison: Network operations technician
    Activities in prison: College prep

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    She'd get it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    Looks like a slightly less attractive trish stratus

    Location: Connecticut
    Race: Hispanic
    Age: 26
    Release Date: 7-28-08
    Height: 5'7"
    Religion: Catholic
    Do you have children: Yes
    Do you smoke: Yes
    Sexual Preference: Male
    Do you want mail from both sexes: No
    Education: Yes
    Occupation before prison: English Teacher (was she sleeping with her students? )
    Activities in prison: Work in drafting as clerk, like to play soccer and go to the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    She'd get it!

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    got a thing for english teacher's as well?

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    Texas sure has a lot of incarcerated woman, you guys need to stop beating all the self-esteem out of your "old ladies" so they wont turn to drugs and crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    got a thing for english teacher's as well?
    Latinas actually, but English teacher is a plus!

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    i wonder what they look like today....those pics have got to be the best ones they have....

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    i think i saw a friend from high school

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    Most of them are bisexual!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Most of them are bisexual!!!!
    do they have a choice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Most of them are bisexual!!!!
    Dam, they are greedy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    This girl is a gem if she didnt have a kid. Sorry baby I can deal with the felony, I cant judge I have a few myself, but the kid ruined it for us. Its over.




    My name is Nicole and I'm interested in finding a male companion willing to crate a friendship/relationship through penmanship. My expected release date is 9-2-04. I'm honest, outgoing, adventurous, love to travel, love computers, intelligent, bi-sexual, love sex and being spontaneous. In finding a friend I'm wanting honesty, loyalty, outgoing, intelligent, non-judgmental on my circumstances, race and age is not important. I'm very lonely, love to write yet have no one to write me. Lonely girls need love too.

    Location: Texas
    Race: White
    Age: 20
    Release Date: 9-2-04
    Height: 5'5"
    Religion: Catholic
    Do you have children: one 4 year old boy
    Do you smoke: Yes
    Sexual Preference: Bisexual
    Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
    Education: GED, year of business college
    Occupation before Prison: Network operations technician
    Activities in prison: College prep

    i kinda look at it as a good thing that she has a kid... this way u know she puts out

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    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K

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    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K

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    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K
    In triplekit. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justincase
    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K
    mine is in 2008,your gonna get blue balls bro

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    I heard MJ found his girl on that site, she turned him into her bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justincase
    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K
    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    cool! I have a date 2012!!! yahooooo! LOL J/K
    Lozgod, couldn't decide which name to post under?

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    Quote Originally Posted by [url="http://www.adsrve.com/linkredirect.php?h=502,29208504,108.244,0"
    Carlos_E]Lozgod[/url], couldn't decide which name to post under?
    justincase............ is the backup............ incasehegetsbanned.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Nothing like looking at personal ads with a RELEASE DATE!!!!!



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    This one is priceless....pending a 2024 release date....LMAO...she is not bad looking either....

    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sex...ney-6012wb.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    This one is priceless....pending a 2024 release date....LMAO...she is not bad looking either....

    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sex...ney-6012wb.htm

    Dayum, that's like havin' some (__!__) on layaway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    This one is priceless....pending a 2024 release date....LMAO...she is not bad looking either....

    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sex...ney-6012wb.htm
    release date 2024, we got a winner, but her case is under appeal

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    holy ****... this is ****ing hilarious

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    Looking for friendship, possibly more. I am 5'8", 180 lbs., dark blonde/light brown hair, hazel eyes. I love the outdoors, sports, movies, traveling, animals-big and small. I am a big hearted, very loving person, like to have fun because life is to short. My number one dream is to one day meet my soul mate.

    Location: Gatesville, Texas
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    Education: G.E.D.
    Occupation before prison: Truck Driver/Hair Dresser
    Activities in prison: Landscaper-Gardening

    "SHE IS A HOTTIE" I FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON FINALLY
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    Very cool! She'll even get to "mature" more in the two years she has left of her sentence!

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    Quote Originally Posted by V_Xsucks
    Looking for friendship, possibly more. I am 5'8", 180 lbs., dark blonde/light brown hair, hazel eyes. I love the outdoors, sports, movies, traveling, animals-big and small. I am a big hearted, very loving person, like to have fun because life is to short. My number one dream is to one day meet my soul mate.

    Location: Gatesville, Texas
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    Date of Birth: 3-12-55
    Release Date: 2-2006
    Height: 5'8"
    Religion: Non-Denominational
    Do you have children: Yes
    Do you smoke: No/did
    Sexual Preference: Male
    Do you want mail from both sexes:
    Education: G.E.D.
    Occupation before prison: Truck Driver/Hair Dresser
    Activities in prison: Landscaper-Gardening

    "SHE IS A HOTTIE" I FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON FINALLY

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    tel me it s not real.
    that is too funny - the ads are outrageous.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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    now thats phucking internet humor gold.. awesome post carlos...

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