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  1. 08-07-2004, 01:51 AM #1
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    vette, could have used some advice! too late! need damage control.

    MAN, I HAD THIS BAD ASS DATE THIS EVENING AND ALL IS GOING WELL... I MET HER AT THE LOCAL SPOT AND WE HAD A FEW DRINKIE DRINKIES AND DECIDED TO SPLIT AND HIT THE CASINOS FOR SOME ACTION.. SO THAT WAS A LOCK DOWN ON THE HOTEL ROOM ETC. SO ON THE WAY DOWN THERE WE WERE BS'S AND STUFF AND I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION. I JUST BOUGHT A NEW RR SO I WAS MORE INTO SHOWING IT OFF THAN PAYING ATTENTION TO "GAS NEEDS" . ANYWAY THE CAR IS STARTING TO RUN OUT OF GAS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN. SO I'm LIKE C'MON BABY JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.....IT RUNS OUT.........................IN THE MIDDLE OF **** FREAK NIK! YA KNOW? ANYWAY, THIS WAS A LOCK DOWN DEAL.....SO I THOUGHT......WITH MY TAIL TUCKED BETWEEN MY LEGS WALKING TO THE GAS STATION...KNOWING THAT ITS ALL OVER AND DONE WITH....IM LIKE ****..kid....make the best of it...trying to pump myslef up..but all is lost....anyway i get back to the car...put the needed gas into the rr and hope for the best....well, of course i spilt a good amount of gas on myself some how......at this point,,im smeeling like an iraqi oilfield and still trying to play it cool in front of my date but knowing very well all is ****ed and trying to make things any better would only make them worse... i still try to close the deal( smelling like gasoline and moskito spray) im like " hey, you wanna go back to my place and hit the jacuzzi?" dude, i smell like a ****in exxon station! ... uh no...im going to go to bed! ( so here i am, by myself, reaking of gas,jacked up, and on the **** computer telling you guys about this nightmare! wheres my boy vette? i should have had you on speed dial! i bet you have a plan in the bat cave for something like this...............****. this was a done deal! wtf was i doing? omg, how do i get this smell of me?
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  2. 08-07-2004, 02:04 AM #2
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    VETTE, where ya at dog? i know your up and about somewhere in tejas?
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  3. 08-07-2004, 02:06 AM #3
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    mj isnt even on. ****, everybody else is out tickling banjos i bet. MJ! where ya at kid?
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  4. 08-07-2004, 07:54 AM #4
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    HAHAHAHHAAH morning df.. vette was to busy with his fat girls! lol

    sorry you had a bad daye.. hope today is better!
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  5. 08-07-2004, 08:23 AM #5
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    sorry baby boy..
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  6. 08-07-2004, 10:16 AM #6
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    LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

    i can see it now...

    "well...that was fun...ready to hit that cuzzi???"...
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