Ashlee Simpson pisses me off.

**bad_man** · 08-08-2004, 03:44 PM

I'c scrolling the dial after watching the Mets' attempt at a baseball game and I stop on the Ashlee Simpson Show on MTV. What the hell? This bitch sold over a million albums??? She has a busted face, a horrible voice, and she's about as stupid as her sister. How on Earth does she deserve this?

**Tryin2getHUGE** · 08-08-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by bad_man

I'c scrolling the dial after watching the Mets' attempt at a baseball game and I stop on the Ashlee Simpson Show on MTV. What the hell? This bitch sold over a million albums??? She has a busted face, a horrible voice, and she's about as stupid as her sister. How on Earth does she deserve this?

I watched her lastnight bro and was thinking the SAME thing.

**dirtdawg** · 08-08-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by bad_man

I'c scrolling the dial after watching the Mets' attempt at a baseball game and I stop on the Ashlee Simpson Show on MTV. What the hell? This bitch sold over a million albums??? She has a busted face, a horrible voice, and she's about as stupid as her sister. How on Earth does she deserve this?

i wish i knew

**UnNaturalBuff** · 08-08-2004, 03:46 PM

rich family, lots of endorsment from mtv, and a famous sister. All the makings of a popstar, she'll be over in a year or 2 though, lol

**dirtdawg** · 08-08-2004, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by NaturalBuff

rich family, lots of endorsment from mtv, and a famous sister. All the makings of a popstar, she'll be over in a year or 2 though, lol

i was hoping she would be gone by the end of my cycle

**Danielle** · 08-08-2004, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by bad_man

I'c scrolling the dial after watching the Mets' attempt at a baseball game and I stop on the Ashlee Simpson Show on MTV. What the hell? This bitch sold over a million albums??? She has a busted face, a horrible voice, and she's about as stupid as her sister. How on Earth does she deserve this?

lol........at least i know im not the only one who thinks that............everytime i hear that friggin song...."pieces of me".........i cringe

***50%Natural*** · 08-08-2004, 06:31 PM

Nose Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**slizzut** · 08-08-2004, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by 50%Natural

Nose Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and chin

***50%Natural*** · 08-08-2004, 06:40 PM

well, then in short, facial reconstruction

**Kato** · 08-08-2004, 06:40 PM

death to Ashlee Simpson

**Kato** · 08-08-2004, 06:41 PM

death to Ashlee Simpson

**lukeduke01** · 08-08-2004, 06:43 PM

Id date her...so she could buy me things...

***50%Natural*** · 08-08-2004, 06:43 PM

I'd date her to cum on her face...at least then it'd look a lot better

**Krunchtime** · 08-08-2004, 06:43 PM

but **** Im in love with her sister...

**decadbal** · 08-08-2004, 06:52 PM

say what u like about her, but if u badmouth the hottest chick on tv again...(jessica) ill phuckin kill you..lol

**Krunchtime** · 08-08-2004, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

say what u like about her, but if u badmouth the hottest chick on tv again...(jessica) ill phuckin kill you..lol

haha agreed.

**Phillyboy1** · 08-08-2004, 06:54 PM

id like to give ashley a roman helmut lol. that beoch needs to be punched in the head lol. she's dumber then her sister and thats hard to do

**Krunchtime** · 08-08-2004, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

id like to give ashley a roman helmut lol. that beoch needs to be punched in the head lol. she's dumber then her sister and thats hard to do

dumber and not nearly as hot

**Phillyboy1** · 08-08-2004, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Krunchtime

dumber and not nearly as hot

exactly, smack that girl in the head with a dildo. she is a idiot 18 year old girl that wants to be "cool" and "punk rock." she reminds me of avirel lavine. i hate that girl too, but i woudnt mine to smash both of there azz's in the bed lol

**Krunchtime** · 08-08-2004, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

she reminds me of avirel lavine. i hate that girl too, but i woudnt mine to smash both of there azz's in the bed lol

I will not argue with that... avrigle hates men though.. every song i hear she is singing about how bad they suck and in her videos she is always hitting them and ****... regardless I would still "lay her the pipe"

**Phillyboy1** · 08-08-2004, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Krunchtime

I will not argue with that... avrigle hates men though.. every song i hear she is singing about how bad they suck and in her videos she is always hitting them and ****... regardless I would still "lay her the pipe"

she hates men cause she wont bang, or has been used and thrown out. id getting her worshiping my cock lol

**bermich** · 08-08-2004, 09:46 PM

Jessica would be hot if her retardedness didnt make her look so ugly. You can take the hottest chick in the world, take away her brain (like god did with Jessica) and she will still be an ugly ass chick that is only good for a lay.

Ashley will definately be gone in two years. Kelly Osborne did her best to ride the wave in to being a singer when their tv series was on top. Now, no one watches the show anymore and Kelly is washed up. Never could sing but MTV milks anything whenever they can.