humor: Warning to all men about drinking BEER

**Canes4Ever** · 02-27-2002, 05:15 PM

SAD NEWS ABOUT BEER.

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to pee, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further
testing is planned.

**potent** · 02-27-2002, 05:49 PM

beautiful!

**Terinox** · 02-27-2002, 06:21 PM

**RageControl** · 02-27-2002, 06:23 PM

**MBaraso** · 02-27-2002, 06:32 PM

Amen

**bronzebeefcake** · 02-27-2002, 07:35 PM

now thats the most believable test done yet!i gotta write that one down...

**MindBomb** · 02-27-2002, 07:44 PM

Its funny because it so damn true

**gymnut4u** · 02-27-2002, 08:12 PM

funny as hell bro !!!! Wait i think I hear and angry mob of fem A.R membors ,on there way to hunt you down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**arthurb999** · 02-27-2002, 08:24 PM

Damn true.

**bigtraps** · 02-27-2002, 08:38 PM

So what are you trying to say?

**Canes4Ever** · 02-27-2002, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by gymnut4u
funny as hell bro !!!! Wait i think I hear and angry mob of fem A.R membors ,on there way to hunt you down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops ! I forgot about that, and from the looks of BufChic, Jenna, Primodonna, Ann, MMGirl and others I'd best be hidden by some of you big guys.

**$uperman** · 02-27-2002, 11:35 PM

**MBaraso** · 02-28-2002, 10:49 AM

Cains why would you hide from them? Personaly I wouldn't mind a good ass "whiping" from those chics

M

**Canes4Ever** · 02-28-2002, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by MBaraso
Cains why would you hide from them? Personaly I wouldn't mind a good ass "whiping" from those chics

M

Dood, LOL, Maybe you should go back and read my posts....lets just say I'd rather be with the boys than the girls.......

Get it ?

(no flame kid, just jerkin your chain)

**BIGTEX** · 02-28-2002, 10:53 AM

LUV IT

**MBaraso** · 02-28-2002, 10:57 AM

I get it lol If they come after you though just send em to my house!

M

**Canes4Ever** · 02-28-2002, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by MBaraso
I get it lol If they come after you though just send em to my house!

M

You got it big man, you got it !

**Nico** · 02-28-2002, 04:14 PM

oh shit, here comes my girlfriend!!!

**Kid Shred** · 02-28-2002, 05:37 PM

hehe, That was too funny!!!!
Great & Informative post, just goes to show you that you need to keep your test levels high while drinking.I'm gonna try stacking my Guiness with Prop.

**RON** · 02-28-2002, 10:33 PM

LMAO

Thank god you got this info out to the board in time

**GenuinePL** · 03-01-2002, 12:08 AM

LMAO

In which almanac book did you pick out those real facts from? HEHE

What can we do, just get used to it.

**chevpor** · 03-01-2002, 07:44 AM

how I know why every body is treating me different , sence I quit drinking beer .

**Iron horse** · 03-02-2002, 10:21 PM

lol, I thought this was a serious post for a second!! funny shit man!! no response from the women tho!!

**BIG_JDAWG** · 03-03-2002, 12:35 AM

HAHAHAHA holy shit man, that was some funny ass shit. just better hope some of those girls don't get ahold of you! there will be flaming your ass for weeks!

Big J

**Canes4Ever** · 03-03-2002, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by BIG_JDAWG
HAHAHAHA holy shit man, that was some funny ass shit. just better hope some of those girls don't get ahold of you! there will be flaming your ass for weeks!

Big J

I know it's been unusually quiet from the better sex? What gives galz?

***Sicilian30*** · 03-03-2002, 08:53 AM

That is soo funny, I will have to use that at the gym... haaa funny chit man.
Too funny!
that made my day....

**Lariat1** · 03-03-2002, 09:11 AM

there just sitting around drinkin beer right now
its a proven fact that beer makes women angry,
pee standing up, pee agaist a tree, tell dirty jokes,
and want sex,