DoD Breasts Or Bullets . . .

**Tock** · 08-19-2004, 11:54 AM

Maybe they're making a mountain out of a molehill, but what do y'all think?
-Tock
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_life_breasts

Porn star tells U.S. military "bullets, not boobs"

Wed Aug 18, 9:40 PM ET

By Jeff Franks

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A group supporting natural breasts has staged a street protest in Hollywood against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.

The group, led by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on "bullets, not boobs."

"I think girls should have natural boobs and natural beauty," Carey said after unveiling her own breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard.

"Women should be happy with their bodies and what they're blessed with," the 24-year-old star of 37 porn films said.

Her words and deeds drew cheers from a small group of men who had gathered to watch the event on Wednesday. Passing cars sounded their horns in response to a sign that read "Honk if you love natural breasts."

Carey, who wore green camouflage shorts and bikini top, assured all that her own breasts were real.

The protest was organised by porn impresario Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures, the company for whom Carey stars.

It follows recent news stories about the military offering free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers and their families so military doctors can practice their skills.

Kulkis said he opposed military breast implants because they are an unwise expenditure of tax money and because he does not like fake breasts.

"We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we're protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers)," Kulkis said.

"I'm personally opposed to boob jobs, but more so when they use our tax dollars for them," he said. "It's an issue near and dear to my heart."

Kulkis' porno films come with a promise that none of his female stars have breast implants

He and Carey presented a $500 (274 pound) cheque to Jennifer Zandstra of Commerce, Texas, who was honourably discharged from the U.S. Army two weeks ago and answered a Kick Ass announcement seeking military women opposed to breast implants.

"Thank you for coming up here and thank you most of all for keeping your real breasts," Kulkis told Zandstra.

Carey invited her to star in her next film, "Mary Carey Rules: No. 6," but Zandstra, now a college student, politely said, "No, thank you."

A military spokesman for the recruiting office where the protest took place said he had no comment.

**Maraxus** · 08-19-2004, 11:59 AM

Her boobs are fake, ive got an old porn with her, she had small boobs.

**juicehoe** · 08-19-2004, 12:03 PM

Uggg now even the army has gone Hollywood with plastic surgery

**Pale Horse** · 08-19-2004, 12:06 PM

I'll bet the silicone is for officers wives (and girlfriends on the side) only. I personally would take a flat chested woman over implants anyday. I think they are foul. Too many strippers for me in my previous life.

**MMC78** · 08-19-2004, 12:26 PM

Proving once again that people have an iinordinate amount of energy to support useless causes.

I have always beleieved that most activists use protest as a way to feel better about themselves.

**twosocks40** · 08-19-2004, 09:00 PM

People will compain about anything. Every person in the world could get $5 for free and someone would complain about it.

-B

**Tock** · 08-19-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by twosocks40

People will compain about anything. Every person in the world could get $5 for free and someone would complain about it.
-B

I heard an old Texan quip, "They'd complain if they was hung with a new rope!"

These old Texans are crazy . . . most of 'em like the falsies, though. "It's ALL good!" they tell me . . .
-Tock

**Animal Cracker** · 08-20-2004, 02:26 AM

This is true-the military will give a walking matress..err chicks , boob jobs or reductions if a shrink finds that the hook's boobs are having an ill effect on her self esteem or a b-job would increase it, and lead her from depression.

**drdeath613** · 08-20-2004, 04:53 AM

lol i bet its a way to get a tracking device in so they know where they are at all times

**inheritmylife** · 08-20-2004, 06:06 AM

I'm sure they're waiting list is very long. I doubt that a female, soldier, Marine, err, sailor, whatever, would be able to get augmention within a first enlistment.

The military also does laser-eye surgery, scar and tatoo removal, varicocelectomy, and other elective surgeries for free.

**nickrizz** · 08-20-2004, 06:11 AM

People bitch about everything cant there be one topic and everyone agree for once, i dont understand how you can argue this, i just told my gf to join the marines, JK

**co2boi** · 08-20-2004, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

I'll bet the silicone is for officers wives (and girlfriends on the side) only. I personally would take a flat chested woman over implants anyday. I think they are foul. Too many strippers for me in my previous life.

Dang, they had fake boobs in your previous life? When exactly was that?

**co2boi** · 08-20-2004, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by inheritmylife

I'm sure they're waiting list is very long. I doubt that a female, soldier, Marine, err, sailor, whatever, would be able to get augmention within a first enlistment.

The military also does laser-eye surgery, scar and tatoo removal, varicocelectomy, and other elective surgeries for free.

Yeah, supposedly to let their surgeons practice. I guess that sounds reasonable, but I still believe it's covert recruiting propoganda.

**Animal Cracker** · 08-20-2004, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by inheritmylife

I'm sure they're waiting list is very long. I doubt that a female, soldier, Marine, err, sailor, whatever, would be able to get augmention within a first enlistment.

The military also does laser-eye surgery, scar and tatoo removal, varicocelectomy, and other elective surgeries for free.

Yes-on first enlistments-for tit jobs-normally psych's push for enlargments-doc's push for reductions. For tat removal isnt all entirely up to the servic member-depends on job-tat locaton-significance etc..however many get pushed through the system. Vasectomies -can beat those-save the DoD cash in the long run!

**Pale Horse** · 08-20-2004, 07:58 AM

My previous life was most mens fantasies. Full of sex and more sex, dating strippers you get to see and do just about anything you want to. I have since moved on from that "life". Thankfully without contracting any STDs.